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5ivebyfive · 7 months
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Trini: Did it hurt?
Kim: Aww, when I fell from heaven?
Trini: when you clawed your way out of hell?
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winterandwords · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition
Thanks to @oh-no-another-idea for the tag! Here's the Quote Generator and let's go with Rafe and Gillen from Bridge From Ashes...
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Rafe: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Gillen: AS ENEMIES?! Rafe:
Gillen: Fight me! Rafe: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* Rafe: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Gillen: I want to kiss you. Rafe, not paying attention: What? Gillen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
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Tagging @andromedaexists, @calicohyde and @cherrybombfangirlwrites if you'd like to do it, with an open tag for anyone else who wants to join in 💜
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sam-glade · 9 months
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Incorrect Quote Tag
I'm taking advantage of @nopoodles open tag here.
And tagging: @elshells @writernopal @captain-kraken @autumnalwalker @tisiphonewolfe @flock-from-the-void. Also, open tag.
Rules: use this generator to make some incorrect quotes with your characters.
Varré: Why do you keep a diary?! Erya: To keep secrets from my computer.
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Anthea: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Lissan: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Lissan: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Ianim: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Varré: What’s it like being tall? Marta: Is it nice? Erya: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Anthea: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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Varré, to Anthea: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
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Gullin: You saved me! Why? Erya: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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dogmomwrites · 5 months
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Incorrect Quotes
This tag came from @autumnalwalker, so thanks for including me in this game!
Gonna pass it on with soft tags to @catchingbigfish, @iamwritehere, @the-finch-address, @taveren-writing, and @bardic-tales, as well as leaving it an open tag! Rules— share incorrect quotes with your OCs using this link
using some characters from my Castle series cus I think I used characters from my unnamed wip last time. Some of these are...more in character than I think they're supposed to be lmao
Seen: What happened?!  Ryder: Do you want the long version or the short version?  Seen: Sh-short??  Ryder: Shit's fucked.  Seen: Okay, long.  Ryder: Shit's very fucked. 
Hank: Awww, why don't you like cats, Mickey? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??  Mickey: I don't know Hank, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.  Hank:  Mickey: I'm ALLERGIC. 
Red: I ran into Ryder in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar. 
Ryder: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.  Mickey: ...what happened?  Ryder: I made a VERY bad mistake. 
Blue: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?  Chase, looking at Blue: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?  Blue and Chase in unison: *sighs* Red 
Hank: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.  Hank: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.  Seen: That’s not even clever. 
Neal: You’re giving me a sticker?  Blue: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”  Neal: I’m not a preschooler.  Blue: Fine, I’ll take it back-  Neal: I earned this, back off! 
Mickey: I’m sad.   Hank: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.   Hank: And das not good. 
Mickey: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?  Seen, looking at Mickey: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?  Mickey and Seen in unison: *sighs* Red 
Ryder: My head hurts.  Red: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity 
Hank: Do you think different paints have different tastes?  Ryder: They do.  Chase: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? 
Hank, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?  Seen: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*  Seen:  Seen: It's perfume. 
Seen: Why are you on fire?  Neal: This is just how my day is going. 
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space-writes · 2 months
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incorrect quotes tag
tagged by @oh-no-another-idea, thank you! i love making these, and i haven’t done any for claws yet, so any excuse to put stupid words in the mouths of these horrendous boys honestly
(quotes from a mix of here, here, and here)
Rainier: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Vivien: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Rainier: Seize the dick.
Vivien: Kicks the door down looking panicked Rainier: What did you do? Vivien: Nobody died. Rainier: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Wolfe: HELP! I TOLD HOLLY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Rainier, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Rainier: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Vivien: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Wolfe: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Rainier: You people already know too much about me. Holly: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Wolfe: I feel like doing something stupid. Rainier: I’m stupid, do me.
Alice: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Rainier: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Alice: There. How do I look? Rainier: Like a cheap French harlot. Alice: French?!
Wolfe: What time is it? Rainier: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Rainier: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune Holly: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Rainier: It’s 2 am
claws taglist: @belovedviolence @foxboyclit (ask to be +/-)
no-pressure tagging @foxboyclit @loopyhoopywrites and @pens-swords-stuff
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writernopal · 8 months
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Incorrect Quotes Tag
Tagged by @mysticstarlightduck and @void-botanist here and here! Thank you both!
Tagging (gently): @stesierra @rbbess110 @silverslipstream @teamdilf @sparatus
Rules: Use this generator to make some incorrect quotes.
I'm going to do this round for Fay and Wilkes because I did this one for Mariel and Axtapor last time (here if you missed it!)
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Wilkes, to Fay: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Wilkes: *throws a brick through the window* Wilkes: Okay, let’s go.
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Wilkes: Fay! I thought you were dead! Fay: No, just in deep cover. Wilkes: ...But it was an open casket. Fay: It was very deep.
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Wilkes: Don’t you have any dignity, Fay? Fay: Uh, no.
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Wilkes: *angrily presses Fay against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Fay: ... Fay: Are we about to kiss-
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Wilkes: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Fay, are a fucking cactus.
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Fay: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Wilkes: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Fay: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Wilkes: Is it working?
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Wilkes: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Fay: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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Wilkes: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Fay: That's great, Wilkes. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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Wilkes: *seductively takes off glasses* Wilkes: Wow... Fay: *blushes* Haha... what? Wilkes: You're really fucking blurry.
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rbbess110 · 8 months
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incorrect quotes/shitpost tag
thank you @olivescales3 (here) and @scribe-cas (here) for the tag!! i really appreciate it <3 i decided to merge these together because they felt similar, i hope you don't mind, thaha
for the generated quotes, i used this generator!!
i am softly tagging: @squarebracket-trick, @writeblr-of-my-own, @enne-uni, @words-after-midnight, @oh-no-another-idea
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Nida: You need a hobby. Masha: I have a hobby! Nida: Hitting Samuel isn't a hobby.
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Samuel: Masha is mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Nida: Okay, did you talk before she got upset? Samuel: ...yes? Nida: That's probably it.
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David: Esther noticed only today that she can label her email inboxes, but she took apart her entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. Nida: This reminds me of the Esther who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. David: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Esther.
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Masha, about Nida: Can I tell her she looks nice? Esther: Sure. Masha: Can I tell her I respect her? Esther: Maybe, if she asks. Masha: Should I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Esther: … Esther: I’d save that for later.
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Nida: Would you rather kill Samuel, or— Masha: Yes, kill him. Nida: I didn’t say the other thing— Masha: I don’t need to hear it. Samuel: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
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David, at Esther: Would you like to stay for dinner? Nida, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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David: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! Nida: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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Esther: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Nida: We're chopsticks! Esther: Well... That's cute! Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Masha: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Masha: Why don't I like that guy? Esther: I don't know. Maybe it's because he keeps stealing your thunder. Masha: Maybe it's because his name is "Samuel". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? Esther: No. Masha: That's because your name is "Esther".
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and a little bonus, shitpost that isn't generated quotes but a quote from my friend:
Masha, to Samuel: I am going to keep following my rule of having no respect or trust for you.
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tabswrites · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes Tag
I’ve collected a few of these! Thanks, everyone!
@winterandwords here
@mysticstarlightduck here
@hippiewrites here
Rules: Use this quote generator to generate some incorrect quotes for your characters.
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Hettie: I made tea. 
Mara: I don't want tea. 
Hettie: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. 
Mara: Then why did you tell me? 
Hettie: It's a conversation starter. 
Mara: It's a horrible conversation starter. 
Hettie: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Hettie: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. 
Hettie: *cuts piece of cake* 
Mara: ...Can I have some? 
Hettie: Cake is for talkers.
Mara: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. 
Adrin: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. 
Mara: It sucks. 
Adrin: That's not constructive criticism.
Oliver: Could you be anymore annoying? 
Adrin: Yes.
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Tagging: @pheita @writingamongther0ses @mister-writes and an open tag for anyone else!
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Incorrect Quotes Tag - Ships Edition
tagged by: @winterandwords
tagging: Open Tag and soft tagging @italiangothicwriteblr | @lyralit | @writingamongther0ses | @did-i-do-this-write | @circa-specturgia | @theeccentricraven | @blue-kyber | @ladywithalamp | @aalinaaaaaa | @friendlyneighborhood-writer (if you would like to play!)
Quote Generator~
I'm doing Asher and Damian from TCIO because I want to talk about them more (chaotic superhero x chekov's civillian boyfriends my beloved). Someone take this quote generator away from me there's too many for these two XD.
Suggestive content and swearing below!
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Asher: You have to apologize to them Damian. Damian: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Asher: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Damian is? Because Damian is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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Asher: What are you in the mood for? Damian: World domination. Asher: That's a bit ambitious. Damian: You are my world. Asher: Aww... Damian: Asher: Damian: Asher: OH.
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Asher: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Damian: Are you a software update? because not right now.
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alonelyturtle · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes Tag!
Thanks for the tag @kayedium-writes!
It’s been a hot second since I’ve had the time and ability to remember to post a tag, but this one is always super fun to do.
Rules: Use this generator to generate incorrect quotes and tag people!
Tagging: @late-to-the-fandom, @cheesybadgers, @velvethopewrites, @radiowrites, and an OPEN TAG for anyone who wants a chance.
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Padme: I am in charge of this disaster!
Anakin : I have a name, you know.
Padme: Is something burning?
Anakin , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Padme: Anakin , the toaster is literally on fire.
Anakin : What are you in the mood for?
Padme: World domination.
Anakin : That's a bit ambitious.
Padme: You are my world.
Anakin : Aww...
Padme:
Anakin :
Padme:
Anakin : OH.
Anakin : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Padme: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Anakin : But you’re always acting stupid?
Padme: ...
Padme: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Padme: Anakin , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Anakin, naked in Padme's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Padme, already taking off her clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Padme: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Anakin : ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Padme: We’re getting married, bitches!
Anakin : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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void-botanist · 8 months
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Incorrect quotes: Nicea Shipping edition
@autumnalwalker had an open tag for a shipping version of incorrect quotes and boy can I not resist meme games, so here we go.
Rules: use this generator to make some incorrect ship-related quotes.
I'll pass the tag on to @vacantgodling, @outpost51, @kingkendrick7, and @kahvilahuhut plus anyone who wants to join in. Isabel: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Spinder: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Spinder: Isabel, you love me, right? Isabel: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Isabel: [angrily presses Tatya against a wall] WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Tatya: … Tatya: Are we about to kiss-
Isabel: I fell— Tatya: From heaven? Isabel: No, I literally fell— Tatya: In love with me the moment you saw me? Isabel: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Tatya: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Tatya: Isabel is playing hard to get. Tatya: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Spinder: Two brooooos! Fabian: Chillin' in a hot tub! Spinder: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Fabian: Spinder: Fabian: [tearing up] Spinder: Babe, c'mon… Fabian: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Spinder: Babe…
Fabian: Know why I called you in here? Spinder: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Fabian: [stops pouring two glasses of wine] Accidentally?
Fabian: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Spinder: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Tristan: So you like cats? Gil: Yeah. Tristan: [tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table]
Gil: Tristan and I are no longer friends. Tristan: GIL THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Gil: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Rodney: Did Tristan say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Gil: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Declan, to Cady: We had a date! Declan: [aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book]
Cady: Can you cut me some slack, Declan? I’m sort of in love. Declan: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Cady: I’m in love with you. Declan: [blushes] Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Declan: Is something burning? Cady, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Declan: Cady, the toaster is literally on fire.
Cady: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Declan! Declan: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Cady: [seductively takes off glasses] Cady: Wow… Declan: [blushes] Haha… what? Cady: You're really fucking blurry.
Bonus:
Rodney: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Allison: [steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely] Rodney: That one. I want that one.
Nicea taglist: @kahvilahuhut @kingkendrick7 @outpost51
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5ivebyfive · 7 months
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Kim: We should go out for dinner.
Trini: Let’s go somewhere nice with the kids for a change.
Kim: We will.
Trini: Somewhere *nice*, Kim.
Kim: I know nice!
Trini: Then where are we going?
Kim: A fantastic little place with a great family atmosphere and cheerful staff I know. Ultimate class.
Trini: Sounds cool. What’s it called?
Kim: Charles É. Cheesé.
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winterandwords · 2 months
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Incorrect quotes tag
Thanks to @oh-no-another-idea for the tag!
Rules: Use this quote generator to generate some incorrect quotes for your characters.
I'm doing it for Brett and Noah from Spin Cylinder and November Breaks because they always seem to get disturbingly in-character quotes...
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Brett: We have a problem. Noah: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Noah: *Turns on the kitchen light* Brett: *Sitting at the table, eating bread* Noah: It’s four in the morning. Brett: Turn the light back off.
Brett: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Noah: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Brett: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Noah: You forgot pride. Brett: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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Tagging @tabswrites, @tailoroffates and @theprissythumbelina if you'd like to do it, with an open tag for anyone else who wants to generate some character quotes 💙
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sam-glade · 5 months
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Incorrect Quotes Tag
Tagged by @canadjester here, @worldsfromhoney here, and @rickie-the-storyteller here and here. Thank you all!
I'll pass the tag gently onto: @writernopal @elshells @captain-kraken @tisiphonewolfe @cee-grice @starlit-hopes-and-dreams @i-can-even-burn-salad @sleepyowlwrites and leave an open tag.
Rules: use this generator to make some incorrect quotes.
The Truth Teller time!
Lirivan: Come on Yavron, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Yavron: Yes I can. Fifty dollars.
Sieran, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? Lirivan: *half asleep* Sieran, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
(Those two are the worst at flirting, I swear)
Lady Night: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Rilna: A motor- a motorcycle? Lady Night: Oh sorry, a murder. Lirivan: That escalated quickly.
Lady Night: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Lirivan: Yavron told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
Yavron: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Yavron: *upends the bottle*
Lirivan: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Yavron: Go the fuck to sleep Lirivan.
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autumnalwalker · 8 months
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Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition
Thank you for the tag, @rickie-the-storyteller.
And here's the Quote Generator.
Passing the (no pressure) tag to @ceph-the-ghost-writer, @sleepyowlwrites, @on-noon, @words-after-midnight, @albatris, @ahordeofwasps, @oh-no-another-idea, and an open tag for anyone else that wants to make the OCs they ship say silly things.
I only have two canon ships in my stories, so here we go:
Empty Names, Sullivan and (the "dearly departed") Carnette Bridgewood:
Carnette: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Sullivan: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Carnette: I don't know, surprise me!
Sullivan: I think we should kiss. Carnette: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Sullivan: Are we fighting or flirting? Carnette: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Sullivan: Your point?
Sullivan Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Road: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Carnette. Sullivan, pointing his hot glue gun towards Road: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Carnette: Are you ready to commit? Sullivan: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Carnette: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Sullivan: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
Carnette: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Sullivan: That's great, Carnette. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Sullivan: That was so hot, Carnette. Carnette: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Sullivan: I'm so in love with you.
Sullivan: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
The Archivist's Journal, Lin and Maiko:
The Archivist: I know you love her. Lin: I am not in love with Maiko! The Archivist, staring at Lin: I never said who... Lin: *realizes* Lin: Shit. Well, anyways-
The Archivist: Hey, Lin, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Lin: Yeah. The Archivist: And you, Maiko? Maiko: Umm... yes? The Archivist: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Maiko: Did they just-
Lin: My hands are cold. Maiko: Here, let me hold them. Lin: My lips are cold too. Maiko *covers Lin's mouth with her hand*
Maiko: Lin and I are no longer friends. Lin: MAIKO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Lin: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Maiko: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Lin: Yes. Maiko: I'd sleep.
Maiko: Well, Lin and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Maiko: That's right... We kissed!
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writingmaidenwarrior · 9 months
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Incorrect quote Tag
I was tagged by @writernopal @captain-kraken
Rules: use this generator to make some incorrect quotes with your characters.
Neil: If you want my advice- Mika: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. Neil: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Aleah: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
(I don't know if this might be so incorrect lol)
Connor: Can we talk about that mass email you sent? Neil: Why? It was important. Connor: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit". Ezra, shrugging: The people need to know.
(I am sorry, but this is too funny because this could clearly happen. Neil is that kind of guy and those three have that kind of relationship)
I tag @tabswrites @radley-writes @eternalwritingstudent @asher-orion-writes @fictionalbullshitter
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