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[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#27 The Blessings

Mikey & Draken, debriefing the Toman: Alright, listen up, you little fuckers-

Mikey & Draken: Not you, Takemichi & Y/n, you two are a blessing and we're all thrilled you're here

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[zanashair]

7:40AM in the kitchen of The Haitani Brothers House

Rindou, seen that y/n had woken up: Good morning.

Ran, still in a half asleep state: Good morning sleepy head...

Y/n, doesn't respond: *Walks into the kitchen and took a sip of water*

Y/n, standing there in silence: ...Lobotomy.

Rindou: You woke up and decided that "lobotomy" would be your first word today? unbelievable.

thought of this while i was pissing :)

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[youatemylollipop]

South: It’s a dog eat dog world.

Y/N: No! Don’t say that! What about wolves? Are you telling me that the whole pack structure is a lie? Does that mean werewolves don’t actually exist?

South: …

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[katsune-nya]

Mikey: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Chifuyu: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Baji: A realist sees a freight train.

Draken: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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[joonipertree]

Listen I claim the title of bonten's princess right?

Cuz *gestures at bonten tattoo in middle of my chest* and *gestures at my whole cute self*

But ya know how often time in fics...that entails sitting on mikeys lap during meetings........

Yeah dude I have ADHD and while it's often the inattentive type, my guy I would not be able to sit still.

So it would be like...yes I'm bonten's princess...but you better gimme a fidget spinner during these meetings. Actually no, fuck that, idk if thatll work..

Imma need a puzzle or a sketchbook and I'd just be on mikeys lap like

*poke*

"hm?"

"do you love me?"

Or I'd just listen in on the meeting and randomly just give silly answers to their not so silly questions.

"what should we do with them, boss?"

"have you tried tickling them?"

........

"listen I'd tell you guys anything if you try and tickle me"

*Mikey tickles me with a deadpanned Expression*

*I'm violently tryna run away*

I end up getting my own corner in the meeting room, like with snacks and my watercolours and ipad and puzzles.

If Mikey is tired, he'd come and eat the snacks and stare at me while I try to solve a puzzle.

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[cornymiebhie]

Mochi: Where's Y/N?

Takeomi: I don't know

Kakucho: Where could she be?

Mikey: Find her Koko

Kokonoi [shouts]: Hey Y/N, I'll give you my black card if you stop hiding!

Y/N [muffled voice from a distance]: For real?!

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[bluerskiees]

Mental illness — Tokrev incorrect quotes

Mikey: Isn't mental illness weird? It's buy one, get seven free.

Izana: I didn't even want one, the orphanage director made me buy it.

Y/N: Mine was a family heirloom.

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[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Chifuyu: You cried during Fruits Basket?

Baji: I thought it was emotional okay?!

Takemichi: I cried at it too.

Chifuyu: Mitchi, you would cry at a freaking KFC commercial if you had the chance.

Takemichi:

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[mermaidfanficlibrary]

This is what I'm working on rn.. I cant even finish it and this is all i have because its so fucking funny to me

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[nex-ture]

Tokyo Revengers as things people have said in Discord

Baji: I drew Peke-J

Chifuyu: Let me see

Baji:

Chifuyu: YOU TURNED HIM INTO A DISABLED FAIRY

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[ask-the-insect-hashira]

*Y/n walking in Bonten's meeting room with some papers*

Y/n - Okay, it says that someone here crashed a car while being chased by the police because he was suspicious of illegal drugs, who was it?

*cricket noises*

Y/n - Okay, we all know it was Sanzu, but I at least tried to not be prejudiced

Sanzu - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

*All of Bonten turns to look at him and Mikey raises an eyebrow*

Sanzu - Okay, I did it.

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[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#24 His favorite seat

In a Toman Meeting

Mikey: If only there were somewhere I could sit...

Y/n*points at an empty chair*

Mikey*kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit...

Y/n*sighs and motions toward lap*

Mikey*sits on your lap* I knew you’d catch on!~

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[xant-tdype]

Mikey: As your best friend—

Draken: Mitsuya is my best friend.

Mikey, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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[youatemylollipop]

Y/N: I’ll be calling you Tsunamitchy from now on.

Takemichi: Huh?! But why?

Y/N: Because whenever you cry, I start worrying that we might all die in a tsunami.

Takemichi: …

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[darkreunioniscoming]

Takemichi's new fear unlocked: Trains.

Chifuyu: C'mon dude it's just a train.

Draken: Why the hell are you being such a pussy?

Takemichi: That machine rode it's way from the depths of hell!

Mikey: Woah! Woah there buddy. It's just for transportation.

Baji puts his hand on Takemichi's back: Chill-

Takemichi swoops around and knocks out Baji

Chifuyu: BAJIIIIIIII-

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[sanzusslutt]

Izana: Hey, shinchiro?

Shin: Yes?

Izana: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Shin:

Shin: Where's Mikey?

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