#incorrect quotes....technically

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #good omens memes #incorrect good omens quotes #jokes #funny #oki I know technically they are not boys but... :D <3

[bunnyramen]

Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!

Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.

Hobie, half smiling: Titties.

Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-

Miles: Totally did!

#sometimes when you have a grown up job #you gotta remember you’re still a teen with the humor of a middle schooler #this was funnier in my head #pavitr prabhakar #spider gwen #Gwen Stacy #miles morales #spider punk #miles technically doesn’t have a name like spider prefix #so it’s spider brooklyn #Spider Brookyln #spider man india #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider man #spider man across the spider verse #spider man incorrect quotes #spiderverse

[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

#i wanna see it with every ship #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt of rivia #geraskier #yennskier #yes it's also yennskier #geraskefer technically #the witcher #photos #my edit #meme #crack #shitpost #incorrect quotes #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher netflix #twn #season 2 #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #crispy

[stardust948]

Katara: I'm going to confront the man who murdered my mother.

Zuko: I'm coming too.

Katara: Fine.

[After TSR]

Zuko, writing: Dear Diary, today Katara and I went on a date!

#it was technically a revenge quest but zuko's counting it #atla #zutara #katara #zuko #zuko's diary #source: ??? #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[l3viat8an]

MC:*Walking into Lucifer’s office* Hi Luci!

Lucifer:*Holding up a hand* Don't distract me. I’m busy organizing all my mail into three categories. From Satan, Death threats, and Death threats from Satan.

MC: Don't forget "Begging for a pact." from Solomon.

Lucifer: Right, four categories.

#technically it should be six categories if he adds ‘bills’ and ‘Mammon’s bills’ #hsjshsj #surprise it’s queue! #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #obey me! #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #obey me shenanigans #incorrect quotes #om! #om! lucifer #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #obey me crack

[starry-bi-sky]

Snippets for my Clone^2 Au that I thought was funny...

in incorrect quotes style format (Clone^2 = Both my Clone Damian Au and Clone Bruce Danny aus combined)

Snippet 1: Danny and Damian meeting for the first time

Danny, avoiding Damian's katana: I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you Danny: pleASE STOP TRYING TO STAB ME

------- Snippet 2: Danny and Damian meeting (Alternative)

Bby Damian: gets dropped off in the ONE city where his dad's clone is Danny, internally: damn I don't wanna know who made you

Danny: alright little buddy, lets -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- let's get you something to -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- something to EAT

------------- Snippet 3: Danny checking out books in the library Librarian: oh, are you trying to learn arabic, Mister Fenton?

Danny: oh- uh, yeah :) my parents recently,,, took in a foster kid from overseas,,,, but we found out he doesn't know english and he's having a hard time adjusting Danny, lying (only partially) through his teeth: so I,,, thought,,, maybe it would help him acclimate to his new environment if I learned some arabic :) Librarian: oh how sweet! let me know if you need any help, i can find you more books Danny: thank you

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Snippet 4: Damian wants to patrol Damian: let me come with you on patrol Danny, 16 year old idiot who fights without powers: uh. no. you are Itty Bitty Child Damian: comes with anyways

----------- Snippet 5: Damian, trying to fight a ghost without a ghost-proof sword: Danny, catching him and holding him against his chest: *radiating exhaustion* no,,,, no,,,,, not yet,,,,

-------- Snippet 6: danny has an epiphany Danny, realizing that he needs to set an example now that Damian is coming with him on patrol: fUCK Danny: I NEED AN ACTUAL SUIT ---------- Snippet 7; dynamic duo Danny: what is it with you and batman and robin???? Damian, silently sweating: ,,,,,,,because they are exemplary partners and i would like to think that us two are the same Danny, doesnt know identities: ...aww??? thats kinda sweet??? okay :)

---------- Snippet 8: hypocrite Damian: dijaal (affectionate) Danny, on day ?? of solving a cold case after a ghost asked him to: hrbhk - Damian, what are you doing up? it's late, you have school in the morning Damian, staring at him deadpan: you have school too. you should go to bed Danny: five min..utes buddy. then i'll go to bed Damian, grabbing the back of his rolling chair and pushing him to bed: no. now. danny, with eyebags the size of the marianna trench: ...fine. now.

--------- Snippet 9: ...the line Danny, doing homework with Sam and Tucker: Danny: *has an epiphany* wait. shit Tucker and Sam: ...? Danny, his head in his hands: am I Damian's dad or his brother?? Danny: wh- what do we define this??? Tucker: ... you're brothers until its funny? and then you're his dad?

----------- Snippet 10: learning Danny: reading a book about learning arabic Damian, slamming his hand down on the book to get his attention: dijaal, *points to book* kitab Danny, frowning: what? Damian, tapping book: kitab Danny: ..ki..kitab? Kitab? Book? Damian: Boog...book. *points to table* tawila --------- Snippet 11: clone reveal Damian, later after he knows enough english and months of chilling out: i am a clone.... meant to kill my original Danny, internally: wow you don't say? Danny, out loud:..huh. okay. thanks for telling me, uh, same here. except that last part

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Dijaal = imposter Damian is affectionately calling Danny an imposter because danny is a clone of bruce :)

#dpxdc #dpdc au #dp x dc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny fenton is a clone #dp crossover #danny phantom au #dpxdc incorrect quotes format #i was telling my non-dpdc but dc friend about this au #and she pointed out the food for thought of danny being bruce waynes clone and just MMM yes #they talked about how they could see the two of them trying to find that line in their relationship #from brotherly or parental because technically damian is his biological son #by virtue of their existence and dna #they are ESSENTIALLY father and son #but danny is 16 and damian is 7 and neither of them are interested in behaving with that dynamic #and danny struggling to be an older brother and potentially being parental at times because of knowing who they are made of but the *being* #of their relationship #like yes thats ExACTLY why i originally wanted my og damian post #to include bruce clone danny #because of how FASCINATING that dynamic would be #danny doesnt wanna know who made damian because then he might have to get INVOLVED #and he has his own shit to worry about #clone^2

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts part 2 (but it's just felix being poisoned)]

#saltburn #saltburn 2023 #saltburn spoilers #incorrect saltburn quotes #oliver quick #felix catton #felix x oliver #oliver x felix #sorry about this #also i know technically it was an OD and not traditional poison but still #i don't actually know what felix and oliver's ship name is #cattonquick #? #i saw a few people using that but feel like you could use that for any of the cattons and ollie though so i feel like it doesn't work great? #idk something to think about

[sqwirrl]

Enid: Did you blow up the tree?

Wednesday: Well

Wednesday: Technically, if you count accid-

Enid: You blew up the tree

Wednesday: I blew up the tree.

#oopsie #technically #she only knocked over a can of gasoline BY ACCIDENT #oh and left a lit match next to it #it was an accident #wenclair #incorrect wenclair #wenclair incorrect quotes #wednesgay

[shipping-all-ships]

(Fire Lord Lu Ten at a restaurant with the fam and has to leave) Lu Ten: Sorry, gotta go. Azula: Aren't you forgetting something? Lu Ten: uhh Lu Ten: *kisses both Zuko and Azula's foreheads and runs out* Azula: Wha-NO! Pay the bill!

#atla #avatar the last airbender #lu ten #azula #zuko #fire lord lu ten au #incorrect quotes #technically they don't have to pay bc royalty but lu ten would feel weird about it #don't worry azula just charge it to the palace it will be fine

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: What is wrong with you?

Tim: Well, when I realized the dopamine hit I received from being a smartass far outweighed the repercussions, there was no turning back for the outcome of my personality.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #dc comics #batman #batman & robin #robin #justice league #batfamily #batfam #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batbros #source: tiktok #technically my source is the purple felt puppet guy who’s name I’m blanking on rn #semantics #comics

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: what do you think of the moon? :D

KANAYA: I Hope It Stays Where It Is

JADE: erm... well i

JADE: i dunno how to tell you this but it moves a little sometimes

KANAYA: What The Devil Are You Talking About

#source: @anglerflsh #the space players are bonding #technically this conversation would probably go 'What Do You Mean 'The' Moon There Are Two Moons' #'ohh well earth only has one moon!!' #'Did The Other One Disappear Or Did You Always Only Have One' #'only one! but its reaaally big like way bigger planet-to-moon ratio than other moons' #'I See. Your Moon Ate The Other Moon' #'......................HUH?' #puts a quote in the tags of a quote. my goofy aah ass #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jade harley #kanaya maryam

[spaceoutofcontext]

Obi-wan: Neither Cody or I have told Bly and Aayla that we're together, and Ahsoka keeps making jokes about it.

Ahsoka: IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW

Obi-wan, laughing: It's alright

Fives, off in the distance: WAIT WHAT

Obi-wan: Oops- I guess that's how you get the news. Sorry, I thought you knew.

Fives: I am an idiot who knows nothing

#star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #ahsoka tano #arc trooper fives #codywan #technically-

[cave-monkey]

This is how that exchange went, right?

#monkey king 2009 #episode 4 #quote from parks and rec #special mention to one-eye guy in the lower left #this is technically incorrect quotes but like...it's not that incorrect #also Stone Monkey is in fact a Six Ears-seeking missile #Confirmed. #that's probably why he hatched THAT specific day actually #six ears was going to get in major trouble and the force told stone monkey his time had come

[lovewanxian]

Xue Yang: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body."

Jin Guangyao: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them."

Xue Yang: Now that's threatening.

#mdzs #the untamed #incorrect mdzs quotes #xue yang #jin guangyao #this is how the plan to dismember nmj was born #except jgy goes even further and makes it 10+ years of technically being ... not alive but animated? while people find your body parts

[balkanbitch]

Jason sneaking in to the manor:

Bruce who is standing in the room hes sneaking in to: What are you doing?

Jason panicking: Uh I plead the 2nd

Bruce: How the hell do you plead-

Jason shoots Bruce in the shin and jumps out the window:

#he did technically plead the second #dc #dc comics #dc community #batfam #batfamily #dc comix #jason todd #batbros #red hood #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #batman #bruce wayne