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allthingskenobi · 19 hours ago
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Incorrect Quotes with Obi-Wan & Vader
Text by incorrectswtcwquotes
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incorrectsterekquotes · 17 hours ago
stiles: If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least invite me
stiles: I hate that son of a bitch, too
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grishaverseshitposts · 13 hours ago
Nina: So why does Juliet kill herself?
Matthias: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.
Nina: You can tell this play was written by a man.
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(beauregard): jester, i’m going out. if i don’t come back, i want you to avenge my death.
(jester): alright!
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incorrectdisasterlineage · 14 hours ago
anakin: the time to act is now, wink, wink.
obi-wan: don’t say “wink, wink”. just wink.
anakin: oh, okay.
anakin: the time to act is now, wink.
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Natasha: For self defense reasons, I’m gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Yelena: Okay
Y/n: Sure
Natasha: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Yelena: Bold of you to assume I have money
Natasha: Really?
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wrongmha · 14 hours ago
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Eraser Head: Do you understand what the word "self-preservation" means? Midoriya: Yeah, it's a property of jams and jellies.
Soure: The Fake Redhead
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incorrectmarvelquote · 10 hours ago
Peter: How do you want your coffee?
Tony: As sweet as me
Peter: [visibly stressed] I don’t have enough salt for that
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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 10 hours ago
If I may once again dip my toe into the discourse surrounding Greek Mythology, a lot of people like to rewrite or reframe the story of Medusa, and that’s great! Highly encourage it. But, DON’T YOU DARE GO AND DEMONIZE MY BOY PERSEUS!
Perseus isn’t some vile misogynist who hunts down and murders Medusa for the hell of it. He’s a scared kid who’s trying to save his mom from a forced marriage (whom herself has been a victim of terrible abuse from her father) to a creepy evil king and gets duped by the Gods into cleaning up their mess for them. He’s not the villain, he’s just another pawn. So if I see one more motherfucker trying to make him out to be the “real monster” I will throw hands.
You know what would be way more interesting?! Medusa sees Perseus rolling up to her crib and freaks out cause ‘holy shit this is a fucking kid. a fucking toddler with a sword and shield.’ and they hash it out and then TEAM UP to kill the evil kind trying to force marry Perseus’ mother! Think of the dynamics that you could write! The interactions that could occur. I mean, one of ‘em is gonna have to wear a blindfold but hey, minor problems.
What I’m saying is, gimme a buddy cop movie where Perseus and Medusa team up to fight evil in Ancient Greece.
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incorrectdisasterlineage · 12 hours ago
anakin: i came here to apologize.
obi-wan, waking up: how did you even get in here?
anakin: i didn't come here to neglect the terrible security of your place, i came here to apologize.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 15 hours ago
Wizard: What are we gonna do?
Sorcerer: I could set it on fire.
Wizard: No, but keep that in your back pocket.
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wrongmha · 10 hours ago
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Midoriya: I had a thought. All Might: Oh no. Midoriya: I swear it's a good one this time!
Soure: The Fake Redhead
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incorrectheroquotes · 9 hours ago
Midoriya: You’ve challenged me to a fight six times since we started talking
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mdzsincorrectquotes · 7 hours ago
Nie Huaisang: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Wei Wuxian: The car takes a screenshot.
Jiang Cheng: For the last time, get the fuck out of my car.
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incorrectdisasterlineage · 16 hours ago
obi-wan: if anything ever happened to ahsoka, i don’t think i’d be able to live with myself.
obi-wan: i just wouldn’t have to. because anakin would probably kill me first.
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