Tumgik
#incorrect r6s quotes
shegetsburned · 1 year
Text
Sledge : “We can’t go into this thing half-cocked. We’re not ready.”
Fuze : “I’m ready. Aren’t you guys ready?”
Buck : “Yeah, I guess.”
Gridlock : “Sort of.”
Fuze : “Exactly, we are full cock.”
Sledge : “Cocked. Not cock.”
Fuze : “Yes, cock.
Sledge : “Yes cock for you, no cock for me.”
Ash : “I need a drink-”
redhammer squad briefing
54 notes · View notes
thebossfight9 · 3 years
Conversation
Lion: Big brother coming in overwatch.
Mozzie: Oooo, big brother mine. *throws a pest drone at Lion's drone.*
Lion: BIG BROTHER COMING IN FOR A SCAN!
Mozzie: Nah, mate. Can't let yer do that. BIG BROTHER SCAN ATTACKERS!
*Beep, beep, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*5 attackers pinged.*
Mozzie: HEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Lion: How can this be.. HOW CAN LIFE HATE ME LIKE THIS.
Vigil: Join the club...
58 notes · View notes
neon-tides · 3 years
Text
Ying: We need to get through this locked door. Nienke, give me your credit card.
Iana: Here.
Ying, pocketing it: Thanks. Elena, kick down the door.
50 notes · View notes
krystlandotherstuff · 4 years
Text
Doc: I will personally fight the next person that insults Olivier Flament.
Lion, dropping something: Oh shit, I'm dumb.
Doc, fists raised: Alright, square up you lovable idiot.
159 notes · View notes
stardvst-diving · 4 years
Text
Doc: Good morning.
Montagne: Good morning.
Twitch: Good morning.
Rook: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Lion: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.
86 notes · View notes
Text
Lion: *exists*
Doc: Ugh, I can’t believe I’m gonna have to date that guy.
Rook, fully supportive but confused: You don’t, have to?
Doc: No i’m gonna.
118 notes · View notes
1seonjang · 4 years
Text
Headcanon:
Thermite and ash constantly fight over the same snacks that's why there allways have to be two bags of everything
36 notes · View notes
shegetsburned · 11 months
Text
Mute: “Oh, Luna. You couldn’t kiss me like that and not mean it just a bit.”
Braise: “Meet the greatest actress in the world. I’d rather kiss a tarantula.”
Mute: “Oh, you don’t mean that.”
Braise: “I don’t- Hey, Valerie. Bring me a tarantula.”
original sound
(Valerie “Gorgon” Watson belongs to the lovely @poisonedtruth)
9 notes · View notes
stixxxy · 4 years
Text
Ash: Jordan, you can’t just keep this crap in.
Thermite after his sister died: Watch me.✌️😗
31 notes · View notes
frogathy · 4 years
Text
bandit: do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
iq: you’re a hazard to society
blitz: and a coward. do 20
127 notes · View notes
thebossfight9 · 3 years
Conversation
Smoke: Aye, yerh fookin wankahs wantah battelh?
Rook: Sure, I would love to-
Smoke: YER GUT 10 SECOUNDS TO BREETH. *Throws gas canister.*
Rook: Oh- OH FUCK-
31 notes · View notes
neon-tides · 4 years
Text
Fuze: Shhh, do you hear that? It's the sound of forgiveness.
Ying: It's the sound of people dying, Shuhrat.
72 notes · View notes
krystlandotherstuff · 4 years
Text
Lion: [lays on table seductively]
Lion: Hey- [table breaks]
96 notes · View notes
1morey · 4 years
Text
Doc: "How soon until you can cut through that barrier?" Maverick: "I can't tell." Doc: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor." Maverick: "No, I mean I'm not sure." Doc: "Well, can't you take a guess?" 
Maverick: "Well, not for another two hours." Doc: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?" Maverick: "No, no, I mean I can't cut through this barrier for another two hours."
50 notes · View notes