#incorrect ragnarok

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#158 Romance

Nikola: Y/n I need my-

Y/n*Scrooling thru your phone, hands him his NOW cleaned goggles*

Nikola: Oh also I didn’t get a chance to…

Y/n*Hands him a cup of fresh cup of coffee, Just how he likes it*

Nikola*Sipping the coffee and blinks*... Marry me?

Y/n*Not looking up at him* I took care of that too, we’ve been married for the past seven years

Nikola: Excellent!~

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror x reader #snv x reader #nikola tesla x reader #nikola tesla #ror nikola tesla #snv nikola tesla #ror fluff #ror incorrect incorrect #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[chaoticace2005]

-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

#the image of Alastor chucking husk at Vox won’t leave my mind #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #husk hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #niffty #source: thor ragnarok

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Me: *bolts awake at 3 AM* BALDUR'S GATE 3 AU WHERE, THROUGH DIMENSIONAL SHENANIGANS, KRATOS ENDS UP OCCUPYING THE ROLE OF TAV!

THINK OF IT! JUST THINK OF IT!

Companion: So any that's how that God/Being of incredible power ruined my life.

Kratos, noted Godslayer, planning how he's going to destroy yet another pantheon for these weird little mortals he's found himself in charge of: Tell me more.

*later*

Gale and Astarion: Becoming a God would fix me, I promise!

Kratos: *knocks their heads together like the Three Stooges* No.

His favorite companion is actually Jaheira because she's one of the only ones who knows how to shut the fuck up and he bonds with her and Minthara over shitty jokes and grunts of displeasure.

Mizora takes one look at him, recognizes that Wyll and Karlach are now hanging with THE KRATOS and hides in the depths of Avernus for the rest of the game.

He is hella distrustful of Selune when Shadowheart starts worshiping her instead of Shar but Dame Aylin seems alright so he's okay with it for now even if he's watching every statue of Selune they pass with a suspicious eye.

Lae'zel is now his daughter. He takes one look at this angry, disagreeable little murder-hobo and immediately starts carrying her around in a baby-backpack even as she tries to bite his face off like a feral racoon.

He's actually hella sympathetic towards Ketheric Thorm because... like... yeah...

His endgame is leading a crusade in Avernus to kill Zariel with Karlach, Wyll, Minthara, Dame Aylin and Isobel with him. And once Zariel is dead, Shar, Mystra, and Vlaakith are next on his list.

DO YOU SEE MY VISION?! DO YOU?! KRATOS BEING THE AWKWARD LEADER OF THESE LITTLE MORTAL FREAKS HE SEES A LITTLE BIT OF HIMSELF IN ALL OF THEM AND DECIDES TO HELP THEM WITH ALL 5 OF HIS B+ PARENTING SKILLS!

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[super-marvel-dc]

*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#this is something i came up with while watching thor ragnarok... yes i need help... #thor odison x reader #thor odison x y/n #thor odison x you #thor odinson #thor x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki laufeyson x y/n #loki laufeyson x you #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

#THE LAST ONE IS CANON. #I'M THE WATERBOTTLE. #record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #ror x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv x reader #incorrect record of ragnarok quotes #shiva x reader ror #raiden tameemon x reader #ror brunhilde x reader #ror adam x reader #platonic #ror memes #incorrect ror quotes

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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[loki-stuff]

Being: i’m gonna kill you!

Loki: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it

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[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

(Y/n): Me and Buddha are having a baby.

Zerofuku: Oh that's great! I'm so happy for yo-

(Y/n): *Aggressively slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.

#Record of ragnarok #ror incorrect quotes #Snv #ror buddha #ror zerofuku #Hes my baby

[fandomnerd9602]

Hela: kneel before your queen

Y/N: I do. Each and every day. Just not you.

Hela readies her swords only to be crushed by Y/N’s real queen…

Wanda: no one hurts my detka…except me.

Y/N: thanks for the help baby

Thor: what just happened?

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #the scarlet witch #scarlet witch #thor ragnarok #hela odinsdottir

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Apollo: I—

Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #snv leonidas #snv apollo #source unknown

[ms-rampage]

Horangi seeing Y/n and König's son after several years

Horangi: "How that get in here???. What in the hell is he anyway??."

König: "That is my son."

Horangi: "Well, what in the hell happened to him?!? He's too damn tall now! And he looks like.... that!." *turns to König* "I blame you."

[Reference]

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[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Thank u next

Aphrodite: Who would you swipe right for? Apollo or Poseidon?~

Atheist!Y/n: I would delete the app.

Apollo & Poseidon:...

Aphrodite*Internally*..."Dont laught,Dont Laugh-"

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[thekingwhereitallends]

Hades:Look who is back!

Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Hades:I believe you.

Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!

Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around

Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!

Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.

Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)

Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.

Hades:Thank you,Anubis.

#Hades #Anubis #Record of Ragnarok #RoR #Shuumatsu no Valkyrie #SnV #Incorrect Quotes #Headcanon #Fanfiction #AU #Greek Mythology #Egyptian Mythology #Helheim #Underworld #Tartarus

[hannah-the-red-head]

Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!! Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises* Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast* Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head* Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken* Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww… Jack: *in a medically induced coma* Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Neville, introducing Harry to the DA after going to pick Harry, Hermione & Ron through the portrait: Your savior is here!

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[recreationalfanfics]

RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes But It's Tik Tok Audios (Pt.2):

(Y/n), upon seeing Thor: Is this say yes to the dress OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT!? IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT-

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Brunhilde: (Y/n), you have to stop trying to interfere in the battles and help the humans!

Gen Z! Valkyrie! (Y/n): Miss me with that gay shit!

Hrist: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE RULES!?!?

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Buddha, when Yandere! Loki casually makes (Y/n) fall for him in that one-shot I wrote: Damn...Someone took my bitch.

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Göll, with Hercules: I just wanted to say, I got you a boyfriend.

Human Champion! Male! (Y/n), whose fighting inner gay demons: I don't want a boyfriend- I'M NOT GAY.

Göll: Yes you are.

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Diety! (Y/n) who has a crush on Thrud but sees her bonded with Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL 'IM NOW!

Diety (Y/n): I GOTTA HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!!!!

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(Y/n), as Sasaki is hanging off of a cliff: SASAKI, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

Sasaki: PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOUR GOD FRIENDS, (Y/N).

(Y/n): *loosens their grip*

Sasaki: NOT POSEIDON, NOT POSEIDON-

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(Y/n), after the Ares hangs Jack by his cape on a super tall building: STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE! ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S JUST GONNA SAY: "FUCK IT" AND COME ON DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD OPEN!

Ares: GOOD!

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