Eugene: You know archaic Latin?
Varian: I got bored with classical Latin.
Lance: You know normal Latin?
Varian: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.
Rapunzel excitedly: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?!
Varian: You guys don't know everything about me. Now, do you guys want a sweater or a scarf?
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incorrect quotes with pirate!Y/n
Varian: So
Varian: I’m inlove
Varian: with Y/n
Eugene:
Eugene: our Y/n?
Varian: Yes?
Varian:…Thoughts?
Eugene: and prayers.
Cassandra: You keep hugging Y/n when she’s upset
Cassandra: Next thing you know, she’s going to fall inlove with you. Is that what you want?
Varian: *scoffing* is that what I want?
Rapunzel: *loudly from the other room* yes
Y/n: You can’t make everyone like you, your not Varian
Eugene: but not everyone likes him??
Y/n: who doesn’t
Eugene:
Y/n: names, Eugene. I need names
Y/n: whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Varian, not looking up: Myxine Circifons
Y/n:
Y/n: fsh
Varian: you saved me, I owe you my life
Y/n: no thanks, i’ve seen it, not really impressed
Varian: I’m gonna need a human skull, and I can’t have you ask any questions why
Y/n: only if you also don’t ask why
Y/n: *takes out 7 human pristine skulls* take your pick
Varian:
Varian: this one is fine
Y/n: am I in trouble?
Varian: take a guess
Y/n: no?
Varian: take another guess
Varian: do you take constructive criticism?
Y/n: I only take cash or credit
Y/n: *kicks the door down looking panicked*
Varian: what happened?
Y/n: NOBODY DIED!?
Varian: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT??
Varian: you know im starting to regret showing you how a blender works
Y/n, drinking toast: why’d ya say that?
Y/n: the fuck your doing?
Varian: hugging you
Y/n: ew
Also Y/n: do it again
Red: Varian, what’s a thot?
Varian: a thoughful person
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Rapunzel: here have some water, Red
Red: thanks! Your such a thot!
Y/n: *chokes on her drink*
note: sorry if its ooc😭 still trying to find a way to watch the series💞 but I won’t be giving up anytime soon!!
mermaid!Y/n headcannons coming up next!
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varian, sobbing: you know the liver is one of the most HARDWORKING organs it sacrifices itself for all the other tissues in the body and no one gives it any love and it's NOT FAIR
eugene:
eugene: kid do you need a hug
varian: Yes.
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could you do rapuzel x reader were rapunzel tells y/n that she is pregnant?
Rapunzel walks in with a set of paint
Y/N: where are you going with all that?
Rapunzel: painting our baby’s room
Y/N: o-our baby?!
Rapunzel: (giggles) I’m pregnant!
Y/N: oh my goodness! I love you so much!
Y/N gets on his knees, kissing Rapunzel’s belly. She giggles…
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Varian: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Eugene: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Lance: Something illegal.
Hugo: Accept my fate.
Cass: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Varian: What?
Hugo: That’s fricking awesome. Can I change my answer?
(Based on something we talked about @cassandrium360! Cass and Hugo would totally be besties.😁And in my mind, possibly agents of chaos. LOL!)
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