Tumgik
#incorrect raven cycle quotes
foxesjostens · 9 months
Text
adam: i hate when i’m trying to scry with my orb and someone’s like “GET OUT OF THE BOWLING LANE!” first of all, work on yourself .
152 notes · View notes
boringsideeffect · 7 months
Text
“Yeah I’m gay just not for you”
- Ronan to Kavinsky
138 notes · View notes
Train Employee: Sir, I am going to have to ask you to depart at the next stop.
Declan: Why?
Train Employee: Well, your carry-ons–
Declan: Can a man not carry a bundle of sticks in public in the manner of his choosing?
Declan: I can’t have wood and garlic and…
Declan: Oh! Is it my religious symbols? What country is this–
Train Employee: Okay, yikes, sorry. Just don’t bother anybody.
Declan, Thinking after Train Employee leaves: I also have a backpack full of guns. Those actually are not allowed on the train. :)
13 notes · View notes
incorrectbatfam · 1 year
Conversation
Bruce: What if I implement a No Pets policy in the house?
Damian: Well, hell, Father, you can't throw Drake out like that.
2K notes · View notes
squash1 · 8 months
Text
gansey: “so i’m confused, when you ask me how i’m doing or try to take care of me, you’re being a good friend. but when i ask you how you’re doing and try to take care of you, i don’t respect you as a peer and pity you secretly?
adam: “you’re not confused. you nailed it, gansey.”
500 notes · View notes
moondustinfj · 5 months
Text
Adam: Hey Ronan
Ronan *internally* : There he goes, my favorite person in the world...How is he so beautiful? I can look at his hands all day. He's literally the smartest the strongest person i know...Does he even notice how much i adore him? God i love him so much
Ronan *externally* : What the FUCK do you want??
368 notes · View notes
Text
Ronan: The first time I saw you, I prayed to God for you
Adam: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a fucking dick
793 notes · View notes
uncorrectintamed · 1 year
Text
Jiang Cheng: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Jiang Yanli: We weren't going to say it.
Wei Wuxian: I was.
268 notes · View notes
Corran Horn: You have a death list? That's fucking dark. Am I on it? Mara Jade: Some days, I wish.
47 notes · View notes
lesbocrocker · 1 year
Text
Noah writing with glitter pen into a pink sparkly diary: dear god I am losing my humanity
259 notes · View notes
incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
Text
KANAYA: Yes My Friend Over There Thinks You Are Really Pretty
KANAYA: Will You Come Sit With Us
ROSE: Ma'am, do you see this apron? It means I'm working. For a living.
KANAYA: Oh Sorry
KANAYA: How Much Do You Make
KANAYA: I Can Compensate You
ROSE: I am not a goddamn prostitute!
86 notes · View notes
deadpoetsdarling · 2 years
Text
i made a thing
Tumblr media
785 notes · View notes
boringsideeffect · 7 months
Text
Prokopenko, looking at Kavinsky: he's got that sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european pornos Swan: he IS eastern european, in fact you both are you absolute TWAT Kavinsky: imma kill you both, motherfuckers
67 notes · View notes
Ronan: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?
Gansey: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.
Noah: Does it have to be a live person?
Adam: Seriously?
Blue: No, he's right. If we attach a body to the switch...
Adam: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?
Ronan: I can get a body in four minutes.
Adam: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.
10 notes · View notes
Text
Jayce: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Mel: We weren't going to say it.
Viktor: I was.
52 notes · View notes
squash1 · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
they would
631 notes · View notes