#incorrect reader

[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Jason: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!

Jason: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

#source: perchance generator #dc comics #Batman #batfam #incorrect batfam #incorrect jason todd #incorrect reader #incorrect red hood #incorrect y/n #jason todd x reader #incorrect quotes

[fandoms-unite123]

MC: Did it hurt when you fell-

Ghostface: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

MC: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Ghostface: ...

MC: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

This could be anyone of them but I’m imagining Stu since Jed or Billy would insult you (lovingly)

#incorrect quotes x reader #incorrect reader #ghostface #stu matcher x reader #billy loomis #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis x stu macher x reader #jed olsen #jed olsen x reader #scream #scream x reader #ghostface x reader

[way-2-bored]

Theo: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!

Y/N: (red, coughing and low-key looking like shit) Getting choked has become a regular thing

Theo: (getting more and more pissed)

Y/N: Plus you've got small hands

Theo: I CAN'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE!

Y/N: Look buddy you choked me

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[someoneimsure]

Nightwing: (rescues a cute kid and lets him sit in the driver seat of the batmobile, which is autopiloted)

You: You’re-- That was super cute.

Nightwing: Thanks. You’re super cute, too.

You: (blushing) ...t-thank you.

#reader x dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #Reader #oops he saw through that #dick grayson #nightwing #this was just sitting in my brain skull #had to share #my quotes #incorrect reader

[incorrectworldblog]

Aemond, opening the door: after you

Helaena: no, after you

Aemond: I insist

ALTERNATIVE VERSION

Y/N, fighting Aegon: after me, you son of a bitch!

Aegon: go to hell, I was here first!

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[donnas-dollface]

Y/N, in a meeting: Oh, so when Mother Miranda and her crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Y/N, now rolling their eyes: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

#incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #cod x reader #cod x you #cod x y/n #ghost x reader #ghost x you #ghost x y/n #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost #ghost cod #captain price #john price #captain john price #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Y/n: Sure!

Y/n: Whats your favorite color?

Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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[v1x3n]

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[crestapex]

Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

#gaz in the background knowing ghost is standing right behind him: 😦 #tempted to write a ghost x reader x soap smut fic #incorrect quotes #call of duty #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost mw3 #ghost x reader #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #soap mw2 #soap mw3 #soap x reader #captain john price #captain price #john price #my posts

[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Jason: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Y/n: It was autocorrect.

Jason: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Y/n: Yes.

#source: perchance generator #jason todd #jason todd x reader #incorrect jason todd #batman #batfam #incorrect batfam #dc comics #incorrect reader #incorrect y/n

[fandoms-unite123]

MC: Can I get a waffle?

Bo and Vincent: *fighting and yelling with each other*

MC: Can I please get a waffle?

#incorrect quotes x reader #incorrect reader #slashers #slashers x reader #bo sinclair #bo sinclair imagine #bo sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair #vincent sinclair imagine #vincent sinclair x reader #house of wax

[way-2-bored]

Y/N: Are we all going to just ignore the fact that Derek and Peter just told us they're gonna kill Jackson?

Stiles: Hmmm, Jackson, never heard of em

Lydia: Let him die

Allison: Fuck that dick

Scott: GUYS!! NO BAD, WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS. REMEMBER?

Y/N: I don't really care to much for Jackson, but I'm not getting near Peter. Dude seems like the type to leave the tomato on his burger, what a walking red flag

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[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

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[incorrectworldblog]

Aegon: I once had a haircut I deeply regretted

Y/N: is it the one you have now?

Aegon: no

Y/N:

Y/N: well it should be

#house of the dragon incorrect quotes #house of the dragon #incorrect quotes #incorrect reader #hotd #aegon targaryen x reader #aegon targaryen

[sockmeat]

Alastor: My partner need to be regal, powerful, clever, with the passion to take over Hell with me.

Reader: *Trips on the sidewalk and falls over crying because they stepped on a caterpillar*

Alastor: That one. I want that one.

#hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #alastor incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel alastor x reader #hazbin hotel #alastor