#incorrect rebels quotes

[chopper-and-ap5]

Obi-Wan: You're stupid.

Maul, laughing: That's it?

Obi-Wan: Give it time. It'll eat at you.

[Later]

Maul, to himself in stress: Am I really stupid?

Maul: Damn him.

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[and-loth-cat]

When Ezra comes back

Zeb: Can't believe I'm saying this, but I really missed ya, kid Ezra: I- *is immediately bombarded by five tiny Lasats* ...hello?? Where did all these children come from- Kallus, walking in with eye bags, a huge cup of caf, and no sanity: I ask myself that everyday

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[cunning-and-cool]

Zeb: What are you doing?

Kallus: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Zeb:

Zeb:...You're yelling at a mirror.

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[toaverse]

Maul: “I’ve never had a friend before…”

Ezra: “I’ll be your friend!”

Maul: “…”

Maul: “I’ve never had an apprentice before.”

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[fandomsniper]

Zeb: Are you okay?

Kallus: Short or long answer?

Zeb: Eemm, short?

Kallus: No.

Zeb: And the long one?

Kallus: Nooooooo.

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[padawansuggest]

Hera: Where are the kids? Kanan, it’s too quiet in here.

Kanan: I told them to play in the hold. Just because the living area is off limits doesn’t mean they need babysitting, babe.

Hera: The hold. The hold where there are outlets that they can stick forks in, that hold?

Kanan: …babe… they aren’t THAT stupid-

Ezra: *distant yelp of pain*

Hera: *takes off at a run*

Kanan: *hearing Sabine trying to get him to quiet down* …maybe they ARE that stupid…

Chopper: *clearly arguing with Hera that he actually told them not to touch that for once*

Kanan: Never should have left them alone with a war criminal.

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[lirinck2]

Hot bitches are still not over their Kalluzeb phase

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[ladywren7]

Sabine: I won a new phone in a race.

Zeb: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone?

Sabine: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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[bart1607]

ezra : Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? sabine: Aww- ezra : With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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[chopper-and-ap5]

Hera: *rubbing her temples* I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette. Ezra: But Mom, we don't smoke. Hera: Cut the crap, Ezra. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke. Hera: *points at Ezra* One! *points at Sabine* Two! *points at Zeb* Three! *points at Kallus* Four! *points at Chopper* Five! Hera: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers! Kallus: *puts a cigarette in Hera's hand* Hera: Thank you. ...Light? *All simultaneously pull out lighters*

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[thehighrepublicbrainrot]

Maul: Kanan Jarrus, my old arch enemy!

Obi-Wan: I thought I was your arch enemy!?

Maul: I have a life outside you, Kenobi!

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[thesitharts]

Sabine: You wanna cut off our fingers?!

Maul: One finger. The finger of the first person who doesn’t keep their Life Day promise.

Maul: I hope it’s the boy

Ezra: Why?!

Maul: I ENVY YOUR YOUTH!

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[fwtcanimelover]

Chaos Jedi Siblings incorrect quotes

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[fandomsniper]

some rebels incorrect quotes

kallus: bitch

thrawn: I'm sorry??

kallus: apology not accepted

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draven: I don't like your sense of humor

kallus: I get that a lot

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kallus, concussed: you know, my last brain cell is heart shaped

zeb, tapping kallus' head: there are brain cells there??

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*zeb and kallus being pulled over by imperial patrol after stealing a speeder*

kallus: don't worry, I got this

imperial officer: licenses and registration please.

kallus: here you go.

imperial officer:

kallus:

imperial officer: this is a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

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kallus: oh shit. everything is blurry and grey???

kallus: I can't see color-

zeb: did you eat anything today?!?

kallus: no...

zeb: why the fuck not!?

kallus: zeb, I had work to do-

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hera: this is so sad, chopper play despacito

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[padawansuggest]

Kallus: *looking at the destroyed escape pod* oh, oh that’s just-

Zeb: I know what’s wrong with it!

Kallus: No-!

Zeb: It ain’t got no gas in it!

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[disastertriowriting]

Sabine: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

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