seulgi, texting yeri: hey
seulgi: did you poison me yesterday?
seulgi: be honest
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Time for an Incorrect Quote!
*Conversation in the Seaport District*
Pastry: He is probably thinking about other Cookies.
Parfait: You never know what's going through a guy's mind.
*Meanwhile in the Vanilla District*
Red Velvet: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself, would you ever be able to stand up?
Licorice: Holy shit bro.
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*Red Velvet is on a hike*
Seulgi: It’s beautiful out here.
Irene: And quiet.
Wendy: Too quiet.
Seulgi: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Yeri with a bear in a headlock while Joy recording her*
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Red Velvet: But if i leave, who will take care of Cakeberus and give him his belly rubs?
Licorice: Red Velvet, he's a 28 FEET, THREE HEADED HELLISH DOG!
Red Velvet: HE'S STILL A GOOD BOY AND DESERVES BELLY RUBS!
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i could make so many of these
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Ningning: So, Unnie… are you straight?
Yeri: From hell? Yes
Ningning: No I mean-
Yeri: I aspire to be a living nightmare
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Eunchae's star diary ft. Red Velvet and Aespa:
Eunchae: I lived, bitch
Karina: I laughed,bitch
Seulgi: I Loved, bitch
Yeri: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch
Ningning: I Won't Hesitate Bitch
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yeri: some people are ok, but usually i feel like poisoning them, speaking of which, wendy are you hungry?
wendy: not today
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Another incorrect quote!
Red Velvet: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Clover: *gasps* You were putting it in cold water?
Lilybell: Velvet. Answer the question Velvet.
Red Velvet: Yeah? I thought for like five years that Cookies just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Lilybell: You don't have the patience to microwave water for THREE MINUTES?
Knight: Why are you putting it in the MICROWAVE to boil it?!
Lilybell: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Knight: It takes less than a minute!
Lilybell: Brother, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN?!
Knight: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!
Lilybell: Like seven minutes!
Knight: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes...less than that if you use a saucepan.
Lilybell: *crying* You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.
Madeleine: Every single person in this house is a fucking lunatic.
Clotted Cream: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
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Yeri: Hey Irene unnie, can I get some icecream?
Irene: Only a spoonful!
Yeri: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
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Licorice, to Red Velvet: You cannot glass a fucking city and say "I did it because I solved the racism problem"
Red Velvet: well I-
Licorice: The rate of fucking EVERYTHING turns to zero you dumbass
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