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incorrect-itquotes · 9 months
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Eddie, walking in to a room: "Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things." *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Richie, out of breath: "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS."
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eddie: If i were a gardener I'd put your two-lips together
richie: you mean put our two-lips together? so we'd kiss?
eddie: actually no i wanted you to shut the fuck up
eddie: but now that you mention it
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stilesgrace159 · 2 years
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Richie: "Eddie. I love you..."
Eddie: *suddenly excited*
Richie: "... 're mom!"
Eddie: "And there it is..."
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 3 months
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Hawkins has been saved, Vecna defeated. Everyone helped, but it was Eddie was now a vampire of some sort with wings. Steve, filled with euphoria of having won, slapped Eddie's ass like the jock that he is.
Steve: Good game.
Eddie: *moans* Harder.
Now, everyone is looking at him, and his eyes go wide. He stretched and slapped his knees.
Eddie: Well, I'm just going to go make sure that the gate is really closed for good. Hmm, look at the time.
He spread his wings and flew up into the sky. They all watched him fly high in the sky, and they could still hear him off in the distance.
Eddie: *shrieking* Shit, shit, shit, shit!
Robin: I guess he hasn't made the connection that if we're okay with him being a vampire, then we're okay with him being anything else. You're going to need a bigger net to catch that crazy flying fish, Romeo. *slaps Steve’s back* Good luck. Maybe try lassoing him.
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incorrect-losers · 1 month
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Stan: There’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
Stan: Richie and Eddie use that line as a jump rope
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thaliasthunder · 2 years
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bitches be like "this is my comfort movie <3" and its a movie about a cosmic murderer clown and 7 traumatized weird kids
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liv45no · 10 months
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The Losers @ Pennywise: as soon as we get our shit together and sort through all this repressed childhood trauma, it’s over for you bitch.
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richie: eddie, I… dont like women.
eddie:
eddie: youre a misogynist?!
richie: jesus fucking christ-
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headcanonthings · 5 months
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Eddie: Richie and I got married!! Stan: Don’t share your personal problems with everyone.
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richie: i don't know how to tell you this, but... i love you.
eddie: that's great, richie. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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yashawiki · 5 months
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Richie: Hey, guys. Do you set any kind of reminders for yourself?
The Losers: Yeah, why do you ask?
Richie: *looks at Pennywise who constantly says 'Gay, gay, homosexual, gay'*
Richie: So I need to turn one off-
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hopelessloser101 · 7 months
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Losers club incorrect quotes *Richie falls over onto Eddie on his skateboard while going 700000 mph* Eddie: Holy shit are you okay? Richie *eyes wide*: Richie Tozier, very single Eddie: ... Richie: Wait what was the question?
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incorrect-itquotes · 1 year
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Mike, going over Richie's resume: "Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative." Richie: "Yes" Mike: "Okay... may I know what you create?" Richie: "Problems."
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Eddie: *holding a family photo* Steve, you don't look like either of your parents.
Steve: Yeah, I'm adopted. My biological mother ran away before I was born.
Eddie: How in the fuck -
Steve: Yeah, my mom never explained, and I was too afraid to ask.
Eddie: Robin!
Robin: Don't ask me. The more that I learn about Steve’s family, the more questions that I have.
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incorrect-losers · 3 months
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Richie: Mom, Dad, I really like Eddie
Maggie: Why not, Richie, Eddie is a very nice boy
Richie: No mom, I mean, I really like Eddie
Went: We heard you the first time, sweetie. You have a homosexual attraction to Eddie
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bagerfluff · 7 months
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Eddie: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Richie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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