#incorrect resident evil 8 quotes

[donnas-dollface]

Alcina, trying to flirt for once: Are you a painting?

Y/N: Wha-?

Alcina: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Bela around the corner, sighing in relief and whispering to one of her sisters: OH GOD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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[cherryxsapphic]

Y/N: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Donna: Thank you

Y/N: I didn't say that was a good thing

Donna: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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[caitlynmeow]

*The Dimitrescu sisters using an Ouija board*  Cassandra: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?  Spirit, through the board: YES.  Daniela: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.  Bela: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.  Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

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[geekyarmorel]

*Daniela loudly and off key singing Chandelier by Sia while swinging from an actual chandelier in the background*

Alcina: For the love of everything did you have to show her that song.

Y/N who has been filming the entire thing on their phone: Hehehe yes

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[rosestarlightkatarina]

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[ladybathoryy]

Y/n: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Y/n: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Karl:Bold of you to assume I have money.

Donna:Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Alcina:Bold of you to assume I can die.

Moreau:wait,what were we doing???

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[ctitan98official]

Damn. Writing fanfiction is hard.

Pretty sure I nailed it this time, though. It’s all in the editing 😏

Masterlist

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[yoursweetdenial]

Daniela: Why is Y/N crying on the floor?

Bela: They're drunk.

Daniela: And?

Cassandra: They saw a picture of Mother's spouse.

Daniela: But they're Mother's spouse.

Bela: We know.

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[steriotypicaloutlaw]

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[incorrect-re8]

Ethan: My hands are cold.

Heisenberg: Here, let me hold them.

Ethan: My lips are cold too.

Heisenberg: *covers Ethan's mouth with his hand*

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[fustilarian1031]

simply a friendly smoke between enemies

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[donnas-dollface]

Y/N: When Alcina was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world."

Heisenberg: Oh please, when she was born the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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[cherryxsapphic]

Literally nobody

Donna: I'm just a hallucination, I'm not even here.

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[caitlynmeow]

*Cassandra and Daniela sitting in jail together* Daniela: So who should we call? Cassandra: I’d call Bela, but I feel safer in jail.

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[just-my-thoughts-b]

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Ethan please come to the front desk? Ethan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Karl and Y/N Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Karl and Y/N, simultaneously: We got lost :( Ethan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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[rosestarlightkatarina]

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