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celtic-crossbow · 23 days
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Y/N: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Daryl: The fuck kinda Subway were ya goin’ to?
Rick, at the same time: Substitute teachers dealt with so much shit.
Carol: Guys, you can’t be—
Y/N, whispers harshly: Don’t ruin this for me.
Y/N, smiling sweetly while holding out a hand for each man: Oh, my dear boys. Follow me.
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kiraxcute · 2 months
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Negan: Hey how y'all-
Daryl: *angry Daryl noises*
Negan: *screams* GET YOUR FUCKING DOG RICK
Rick: He don't bite
Negan: YES HE DO
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ladyironsky · 1 year
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Daryl: I have a feeling.
Rick: Ok. What are you feeling?
Daryl: What do you mean?
Rick: Which feeling are you feeling?
Daryl: You mean to tell me there’s more than one?
Rick: Jesus Christ Daryl, yes!
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drarreckyninja · 11 months
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Rick: Hey bro, what you doing tonight? Daryl: Nothin', how about you? Rick: Having a party tonight, you down? Daryl: Hell yeah bro, I'm down. What time? Rick: 11pm, bro. There's gonna be a lotta fighting and a lotta fucking. Daryl: Can't wait bro! You know who's gonna be there? Rick: No one, bro. Just me and you. Daryl: ...Huh?
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bakedcrispss · 4 years
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rick: top ten reasons to get married?
daryl: firmly saying "that's my wife!" and knocking someone out in one punch.
rick:
daryl: ...and love, I guess.
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Daryl and Rick stargazing:
Daryl: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Rick: They really are.
Daryl: You know what else is beautiful?
Rick: *blushes* wh-
Daryl: My poncho
Rick:
Daryl: My crossbow
Rick:
Daryl: Oh shit yeah my motorcycle-
Rick: OKAY WE GET IT.
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fernando-jpg · 3 years
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Daryl: we're good friends right
Rick: No
Daryl:
Daryl: w-what?
Rick: we're brothers for life
Daryl: that was fucking terrifying
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[Rick and Daryl Skimming rocks on a lake]
Rick: This is such a beautiful evening
Daryl, mumbling: Take that you fucking lake
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ivebeenmade · 3 years
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Daryl, admiring Rick from afar: what the fuck are fucking feelings, yo?
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yourlilbish · 4 years
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Negan: you wanna die Daryl?
Daryl, looking at Rick:
Rick, nodding his head no:
Daryl: I'd like to, but Rick said no.
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celtic-crossbow · 24 days
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Carol: Y/N, you should go with Daryl and Rick.
Y/N: Score! My fantasy threesome!
Carol: …
Rick: …
Daryl: …
Y/N, giggling nervously: ...of people on a team?
Daryl, deadpan: Right.
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lucihatesgoats · 5 years
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I love this so much lmao
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kiraxcute · 2 months
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Daryl: I made a CD for our friendship!
Rick: Okay I'll listen to it
*later*
Daryl's CD: I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK HOMIE
Rick: What the fuck-
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ladyironsky · 1 year
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Rick: would you love me if I was a worm?
Daryl: No
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drarreckyninja · 11 months
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Rick: That's breaking and entering! Daryl: What did I break? Unlocking and entering. Totally different
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bakedcrispss · 4 years
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daryl: bro, have you ever wanted to go around the world?
rick: yeah bro
daryl: same bro
[daryl circles around rick]
rick: why'd you go around me bro?
daryl: because you're my world bro
rick: bro...
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