#incorrect rita penumbra

[hugs4neth]

Rita: I’ll have a double pumpkin syrup double chocolate syrup three pumps of your special limited edition chrunchie syrup 13 splendas 4 sugars with extra whipped cream! Oo oo and put some of that fancy raw sugar on top of the whip cream, for CRUNCH! Juno: I’ll have an americano, black. Barista: That’ll be 14 creds. Juno: Go ahead and put it on your comms Rita: Ya know my comms is linked to your card right? Juno: I thought Buddy gave you her card for “team building purchases” Rita: She gave me YOUR card for team building purchases Juno: …I’ll pay Rita: You already did!

~Later, after they get their coffee~

Juno: This coffee is weak. Rita: You can have some of mine if you want Mistah Juno: *eyeing the inexplicably neon concoction Rita is gleefully gulping down* Juno: I think I’m good, thanks.

(Authors note: Juno has no idea that an americano is just watered down espresso. He is upset about his coffee every time he buys it or asks for it, and has simply come to the conclusion that no one knows how to make coffee right. Rita has suggested that he doesn’t like americanos before but was met with much opposition. She now brews an espresso whenever he asks for an americano.) (He started ordering americanos because someone told him they had more caffeine - probably Puck Falco, back when they worked at the HCPD)

#the penumbra podcast #junoverse #juno steel #incorrect quotes #might make this into a comic later #tpp #rita redacted #buddy aurinko #puck falco

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Aurinko crime family as text posts

Juno:

Nureyev/Ransom:

Rita:

Vespa:

Buddy:

Jet:

The ruby 7:

#tpp #the penumbra podcast #aurinko crime family #buddy aurinko #Vespa ilkay #juno steel #peter nureyev #peter ransom #jet siquliak #Rita #rita penumbra #tpp Rita #rita redacted #ruby 7 #tpp incorrect quotes #the penumbra podcast incorrect quotes #tpp incorrects #text posts #text post #jupiterslifelessmoons #🦝

[inlovewithbuddyaurinko]

Before A Heist

Buddy: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Rita: Vespa's!

Vespa: Fuck shit up out there but don't die.

Jet: Outstanding.

#vespa ilkay #buddy aurinko #the penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp incorrect quotes #incorrect tpp #incorrect junoverse #jet siquiliak #jet squilak #jet siquliak #rita penumbra #rita [redacted]

[aashiyancha]

#rune factory #rune factory 5 #rf5 beatrice #aashi doodles #my hc is that she is super enamored by the idea of love but #it just doesn't really come to her #tho she is super cuddly with her friends #oh basically rita from penumbra #as ive been thinking abt that podcast again recently haha #that and prob being very picky #as she would want a knight in shiny armor type #which i would prob boil down to alice scarlett and maybe martin but all of them are kinda already taken too haha #and Reinhardt's basically her nanny #so prob not him either #incorrect rf quotes

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Rita: you should ask mister Steel if he knows where your birthmark is

Peter, texting juno: where is my birthmark?

Juno, texting back: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DID IT LIKE DISSAPEAR? OR ARE YOU ASKING ME WHERE ON YOUR BODY IT IS?

#creds: g4rdensong on tiktok #tpp #the penumbra podcast #rita tpp #peter nureyev #juno steel #tpp incorrect qoutes

[cosettegf]

buddy: ransom isn't picking up

juno: i'll call him

buddy: ok but rita and i have tried like 8 times each he won't-

juno, already on the phone: hey babe how are you

#tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #peter nureyev #buddy aurinko #rita [redacted] #incorrect tpp #nureyev....come back....be here

[totallycorrectjunosteelquotes]

Juno: You know what? Fuck this, I deserve nice things.

Juno: *picks up Rita*

Juno: I'm taking this as emotional compensation.

#juno steel #rita tpp #rita [redacted] #the penumbra podcast #incorrect tpp #tpp #tpp incorrect quotes #incorrect juno steel quotes #incorrect quotes #when trouble arises i simply queue

[littlebookreader]

Mick: Who hurt you?

Juno: you want a list or what?

Peter and Rita, getting out their knives: Actually yes

#the penumbra podcast #Juno steel #mick mercury #peter nureyev #rita the secretary #rita penumbra #incorrect quotes #but is it really #we just wanna protect our little lady #even though said lady is a sharpshooter #anyway #*reaches through wall and gives blanket* #you sweet Martian child #also #jupeter #because why not #here you go

[incorrect-tpp-quotes]

Buddy: so darling what criminal experience do you have? Other than hacking of course.

Rita: oh gosh none Cap'n A i ain't never done anything like that, i wouldn't -

Juno: tax fraud.

Buddy: ... really?

Rita: that doesn't count!

Juno: the IRS strongly disagreed

Rita: well why shouldn't i get the whaling captain credit?

Juno: i can't have this conversation again

#Inspired by the last reblog #Incorrect penumbra quotes #Original lines #Juno steel #rita penumbra #buddy aurinko

[desertflowerbowling]

Nureyev: Every time I’m around Juno, my heart beats really fast, and my hands are sweaty, and I feel like I can barely talk.

Rita: Sounds like someone’s in looooovvvee!

—————

Juno: I don’t know why, but every time I’m with Nureyev, my hands get all sweaty, and my heart beats really fast, and I feel like I can barely talk.

Mick: OH MY GOD YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO HIM?!

#tw caps #tw allergies #ann thinks they’re funny #the penumbra podcast #peter nureyev #rita tpp #juno steel #mick mercury #incorrect quotes

[hugs4neth]

Juno: Rita, what's 14 + 9 Rita: 126 'Mista Steel Juno: *Counting on his fingers* That can't be right Rita: Yes it is, 14 times 10 is 140 minus 14 is 126 Juno: No, I said plus, not times. Rita: Oh that's 23. Juno: *Buffering* Wait did you just do three-digit multiplication in your head in seconds? Rita: Yeah it's easy! You just gotta swirl the numbers around and then it's the answer!

@penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes

#real conversation i just had #i have discalculia so the dude (gn) being able to do that fucking blew my mind #tpp #the penumbra podcast #junoverse #juno steel #rita redacted #tpp incorrect quotes #the penumbra podcast incorrect quotes #the penumbra quotes #the penumbra fandom

[void-and-vortex]

Rita: Soon I’ll be strong enough to punch the Sun. 

Juno: No Rita. 

Rita: YES Rita!! I’m gonna punch the SUN!

Juno: Rita. No. 

Juno: You don’t punch the Sun. 

Juno: *Pulls out a gun* 

Juno: We’re taking it down with style. 

Peter:

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #incorrect tpp #penumbra podcast #podcasts #juno steel #jupeter #i love rita #get the reference do you get it #tally hall #ruler of everything

[inlovewithbuddyaurinko]

Juno: Rita, where have you been? You left your comms in your desk and I assumed you were dead.

Rita: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my comms.

#juno steel #Junoverse #incorrect junoverse #Rita [REDACTED] #rita penumbra #the penumbra podcast #The Penumbra #penumbra podcast

[seratlantisite]

Peter, seeing that Someone ate his leftovers Again: I cant believe I turned down Nova Zolatovna for this

Everyone: ...

Everyone: you WHAT

Rita: you are kidding -

Vespa: YOU IDIOT -

Buddy: I love you darling but really -

Jet: with the kind of money at her disposal -

Rita: we could have come to visit -

Jet: hey hey everybody - just HANG ON!

Peter: thank you dear -

Juno: seriously hon what the fuck

Peter:

Peter: She Wanted to Kill You Juno

Juno: are you telling me, you managed to talk her out of two billion creds with no prep work, but couldn't think of a way to talk her into marrying us both??

#and they never let him live it down #the penumbra podcast #incorrect quotes #peter nureyev #nova zolotovna #juno steel #rita #buddy aurinko #vespa ilkay #jet siquliak #says Ser

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Peter: *writing things down*... 1 tile

Juno: guys

Peter: *ignores him* 1 tile-

Juno: hold on, can you just-

Peter:... 1 tile

Juno: look, the floor should just be one thing! Just put it down as one floor!

Peter: i have my own system, dont get involved

Rita: hey, could i please have a touch on the- of the clipboard?

Peter: no

Juno: well i say put the clipboard in the bin cause i hate the clipboard

Peter: AAAAAH

Rita: *GASP*

#creds: don't hug me i'm scared #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #peter nureyev #rita tpp #incorrect tpp qoutes

[cosettegf]

juno: i'm very upset and nothing can make me feel better right now.

rita:

juno: no.

rita:

juno: don't.

rita: (holds up comms and shows juno a picture of nureyev)

juno: (fighting back a smile) fuck.

#<3 #juno steel #rita [redacted] #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast #tpp #incorrect tpp