#incorrect roman quotes

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

A scandal of senators stand over the battered corpse of the Roman republic

Sulla: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know. Lepidus: I did. I broke it… Sulla: No. No, you didn’t. Clodius? Clodius: Don’t look at me. Look at Crassus. Crassus: What?! I didn’t break it. Clodius: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Crassus: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken! Clodius: Suspicious. Crassus: No, it’s not! Pompey: If it matters, probably not…Caesar was the last one to march on Rome. Caesar: Liar! I sent you four peace offers you rejected! Pompey: Oh really? Then what was your army doing by the Rubicon earlier? Caesar: I needed a legion to celebrate my triumph over Gaul. Everyone knows that, Pompey! Lepidus: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me go into exile for it, Dictator. Sulla: No. Who broke it? Crassus: [whispering] Dictator Sulla, Cato's been awfully quiet… Cato: Really?! Crassus: Yeah, really! … Sulla: I broke it. I rewrote the constitution in a way that set them up for class warfare. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with blood on their togas and a tribune’s head on a pike. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#sulla shoved cicero out of the room before starting this so cicero wouldn't talk sense into everyone #the most unrealistic part of this is cato being quiet #incorrect Roman quotes #ancient rome #jlrrt scribbles #jlrrt speaks #just roman memes

[theaceofarrows]

Bruce: Damian, don't you think that maybe you should make some friends outside of being Robin? Like some friends at school?

Damian: You want me to have friends? The very thing that killed Julius Caesar? I think not

[Dick, Jason, and Tim, all hysterically laughing]

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[jamespotterbbg]

my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Black Mask: Any last words?

Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.

Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.

Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

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[cod-dump]

Ghost: How many kids do you have?

Graves: I don’t have any-

Ghost, looking at the several Shadows behind Graves: Fuck- You got pregnant that many times??

Graves:

Graves: *stares blankly at Ghost, mouth hanging open with only a broken, very confused noise coming out*

Shadow 10: Holy shit- The Ghost broke the Commander

Shadow 13: WHEN DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO ME??

#call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #shadow company #shadow 10 roman rogers #shadow 13 leon adams #incorrect quotes

[cr33p5]

this was funnier in my head

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #source: unknown #bee movie

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #roman sanders #ts roman

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

Heartslabyul

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

Savanaclaw

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

Octavinelle

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

Scarabia

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

Pomefiore

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

Ignihyde

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

Diasomnia

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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[spookyghostbunny]

Some random interview demon: What's your biggest regret?

Everyone in the hotel: Angering Charlie.

Charlie: Aww.... Wait what?

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[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Sallust: I am shocked, SHOCKED to find gambling going on in this establishment!

Waiter: Your winnings, sir

Sallust: Oh, thank you.

#incorrect Roman quotes #sallust #he's a judgey hypocrite but so entertaining

[meditando-en-paris]

Remember, remember...

#julius caesar #caesar #the ides of march #idus de marzo #julio cesar #roman empire #imperio romano #not incorrect quotes #march #rome #brutus #roma #march15 #ides of march

[logan-the-artist]

i cant stop drawing incorrect quotes

based on this post

#my art #drawing #art #sketch #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #log’s art #virgil sanders #ts virgil #roman sanders sides #roman sanders #tss roman #ts roman #tss virgil #virgil sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Roman *answering the phone*: hello?

Kidnapper: we have your brother

Roman: you don’t have /him/, /he/ has /you/

Roman: buh-bye now *hangs up*

Janus: what was that about?

Roman: Remus made some new friends

Janus *shaking his head*: god rest their souls

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[cod-dump]

Shadow 10: Are the Ghost and Captain Price related?

Soap: … why?

Shadow 10: They both have excellent asses so I’m wondering if it’s genetic

Soap:

Soap: Please, why would you do that to me? I'm going to have to stare at Price's ass now

Shadow 10: You're welcome, it's a nice ass

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #shadow 10 roman rogers #john price #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #shadow company

[molt3ngold]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #Roman roy #succession #kieran culkin