Jason, taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet underneath: Does this answer your question?
Roy: I never asked a question.
Roy, hacking into Jason's comm: hey Jay, you got a sec?
Jason: sorry babe, can't talk right now, fighting some ninjas.
Roy, hacking into the camera on his helmet: ooh cool, I wanna watch!
Roy: *proceeds to narrate the fight like an annoying sports announcer*
Jason: I wish my life was more excitin’.
Roy: You should try somethin’ new.
Jason: Woah, woah, woah, woah!
Roy: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.
Jason down on one knee, ring still out: I mean yeah, I guess.
Jason: Do you ever think? At all?
Roy: No, and you can’t make me
Somebody: *violently kills a person*
Roy Harper: *·゜ﾟ·*☆* Oh Fuck *☆*·゜ﾟ·*
Jason: It’s Roy’s birthday today.
Dick: Yeah, and?
Jason: I want to make sure he remembers it.
Dick: Okay. How?
[Later that night]
Dick: You know if I knew this was going to end up in us getting arrested I wouldn’t have agreed to it.
Jason: And that’s why I didn’t tell you everything.
Roy: Wait you knew he was going to pull something like this?!
Dick: Something like this, yeah.
Roy: Jason says "I love you" weirdly.
Dick: How so?
Roy: Watch this.
Roy: Jason, I love you!
Jason: I'd kill for you.
Jason: remember how I said Roy and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Jason: well, we’re in jail.
Bruce: *hangs up*
Jason, with Roy next to him: “You think you can take us?”
Y/N, smiling: “Definitely!”
Y/N, backing away as they get into fighting stances: “Oh you meant in a fight??”
Jason: If I kill someone, would you tell on me?
Roy: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.
Roy: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"
Roy: hey, are you secretly in love with me?
Jason: it's not a secret, dumbass.
Roy: *Throws balled up napkin at Jason, hitting both Jason and Kori* Got two birds with one stone!
Jason: *Grabs it and throws it back at Roy*
Roy: *Looks at Jason* I am not a bird!
Jason: *Imitating Nixon* I am not a crook.
Kori: Yes you are.
Jason: I know I definitely am.
Kori: The things I've seen you taken from the mall today.
Jason: Oh please, I only took three things.
Jason, on the phone with Roy: Are you in my house?
Roy: Please. I haven’t snuck into your house for weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of ice cream.
Jason: Can you do me a favor?
Roy: I'd cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you
Jason: Cool, can you do the dishes?
*Lian, 9 years old*
Lian: Daddy can you sign this?
Roy, distracted: Sure sweetie. Is it for school?
Roy, signs, still distracted: Okay there you go sweetie
Lian: Jayjay can you sign this?
Jason, also distracted: Is it your reading log for school?
Jason, still distracted, signs: There you go
Lian: Thank you daddy! Thank you Jayjay!
*Batfam and Arrow fam watching from the next room*
Dick: I can’t believe she did it
Oliver: of course she did it! She’s a Queen after all
Bruce: I think you mean Wayne
Oliver: Over my dead body will Lian be a Wayne—
Dick: technically she’s a Todd now…right?
Jason: Lian I thought you said this was your reading log
Roy: Jaybird, this is a marriage license
Jason: No shit Sherlock
Roy, under his breath: So much for the honeymoon phase
Lian: Can I have $5 now uncle Dick?
Dick, hands Lian $5: There you go squirt
Jason: for fuck’s sake
Roy: Hey, do you like chicken?
Dick: Not really.
Roy: And curry?
Dick: Not much.
Roy: Then you're not gonna like what I did.
Dick: What? You made chicken curry?
Roy: Nah, I made out with your brother.
*several minutes later*
Wally: Why's Roy running?
Dick, to Wally: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Jason, to Roy: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Jason: What did you two do?
Jason: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.