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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*
Dick: “Oh, boy…”
Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”
Dick: “I'm going to look away.”
Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”
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Speedy!Roy: *Whisperin as they hide away from a very pissed off Killer Croc* We never should've went on patrol alone.
Robin!Jason: *Also whisperin* No guts. No glory.
Speedy!Roy: You ever scared of ANYTHIN?
Robin!Jason: Yea, dyin alone. That's why I brought you here.
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blehhmm · 9 months
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*Jason calling Roy*
Jason: Ok Lian remember what I told you
Lian: If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing?
Jason: No that was Taylor Swift I was quoting her the other thing
Lian: Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time?
Jason: Ok to be fair I did do that and that's Taylor again
Lian: OH was it thing about screaming Speak Now (Taylor's Version) into the phone
Jason: Yes now are you ready?
Lian (mischievously): Born ready!
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batshitferalquotes · 2 years
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Roy: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Jason: *cracking his knuckles*
Jason: Manslaughter it is.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Kori: What the hell were you thinking?
Roy: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Jason: You released OSTRICHES!
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heavenlyangeliq · 11 months
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Jason Todd : Bottom line, are you in or are you out?
Roy Harper: Well then I’m out!
Jason Todd : Actually you’re already in.
Roy Harper : Then why would you ask me?
Jason Todd : Because I thought you would go, “I’m in, Jason !”, and we would have had a really cool moment, but you kind of ruined the whole thing.
Later
Roy Harper : I expressly remember saying that I was out.
Jason Todd : I know, but they think you’re in.
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kuebiko-kei · 2 years
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Jason, out of absolute nowhere: Gingers come from Orangutangs
Roy (whispering threateningly): watch yourself.
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iwannabealice · 2 months
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lilylovelyxo · 7 months
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Y/N dreamily staring at Jason’s thighs: “Wow, it’s like a bunch of snakes in a leather arm chair…”
Roy equally as entranced: “I know!”
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Jason: We're a team, guys. It's ride or die.
Roy: Yea, I would love to ride you.
Jason: What?
Roy: What?
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bruciemilf · 7 months
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Jason ranting about Bruce for the 10th time today: Gosh, he's just the worst.
Roy: Uh huh. Yea. Hey, Ollie? When is Beyoncé's birthday?
Oliver: September 4, 1981, Houston Texas. 10:30 PM. It was on a Saturday. Her nurses' name was Susan.
Roy: When's MY birthday?
Oliver: How the fuck should I know?
Jason:
Roy: Go on.
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batshitferalquotes · 2 years
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Jason, taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet underneath: Does this answer your question?
Roy: I never asked a question.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month
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Roy: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Kory: It’s my turn to cuddle Jason. Roy: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
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Roy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Jason: But you do know better.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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