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batshitferalquotes · 5 days ago
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Jason, taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet underneath: Does this answer your question?
Roy: I never asked a question.
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theundeadrobinclub · 4 months ago
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Roy, hacking into Jason's comm: hey Jay, you got a sec?
Jason: sorry babe, can't talk right now, fighting some ninjas.
Roy, hacking into the camera on his helmet: ooh cool, I wanna watch!
Roy: *proceeds to narrate the fight like an annoying sports announcer*
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jasonsthunderthighs · a month ago
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Jason: I wish my life was more excitin’.
Roy: You should try somethin’ new.
Jason: Woah, woah, woah, woah!
Jason: No.
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jubileeavemealone · a year ago
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Roy: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.
Jason down on one knee, ring still out: I mean yeah, I guess.
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clamityganon · a year ago
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Jason: Do you ever think? At all?
Roy: No, and you can’t make me
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lithiumseven · a year ago
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Somebody: *violently kills a person*
Roy Harper: *·゜゚·*☆* Oh Fuck *☆*·゜゚·*  
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weareallbatshithere · 3 years ago
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Jason: It’s Roy’s birthday today.
Dick: Yeah, and?
Jason: I want to make sure he remembers it.
Dick: Okay. How?
[Later that night]
Dick: You know if I knew this was going to end up in us getting arrested I wouldn’t have agreed to it.
Jason: And that’s why I didn’t tell you everything.
Roy: Wait you knew he was going to pull something like this?!
Dick: Something like this, yeah.
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incorrectbatfam · a month ago
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Roy: Jason says "I love you" weirdly.
Dick: How so?
Roy: Watch this.
Roy: Jason, I love you!
Jason: I'd kill for you.
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itzroseblossom · a month ago
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Jason: remember how I said Roy and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Bruce: yes
Jason: well, we’re in jail.
Bruce: *hangs up*
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redpool · 2 months ago
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Jason, with Roy next to him: “You think you can take us?”
Y/N, smiling: “Definitely!”
Y/N, backing away as they get into fighting stances: “Oh you meant in a fight??”
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batshitferalquotes · 7 months ago
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Jason: If I kill someone, would you tell on me?
Roy: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.
Roy: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"
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theundeadrobinclub · 5 months ago
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Roy: hey, are you secretly in love with me?
Jason:
Jason: it's not a secret, dumbass.
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jasonsthunderthighs · a month ago
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Roy: *Throws balled up napkin at Jason, hitting both Jason and Kori* Got two birds with one stone!
Jason: *Grabs it and throws it back at Roy*
Roy: *Looks at Jason* I am not a bird!
Jason: *Imitating Nixon* I am not a crook.
Kori: Yes you are.
Jason: I know I definitely am.
Kori: The things I've seen you taken from the mall today.
Jason: Oh please, I only took three things.
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jubileeavemealone · a year ago
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Jason, on the phone with Roy: Are you in my house?
Roy: Please. I haven’t snuck into your house for weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of ice cream.
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clamityganon · a year ago
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Jason: Can you do me a favor?
Roy: I'd cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you
Jason: Cool, can you do the dishes?
Roy: No.
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basementqueer19 · 3 months ago
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*Lian, 9 years old*
Lian: Daddy can you sign this?
Roy, distracted: Sure sweetie. Is it for school?
Lian: no…
Roy, signs, still distracted: Okay there you go sweetie
Lian: Jayjay can you sign this?
Jason, also distracted: Is it your reading log for school?
Lian: No…
Jason, still distracted, signs: There you go
Lian: Thank you daddy! Thank you Jayjay!
*Batfam and Arrow fam watching from the next room*
Dick: I can’t believe she did it
Oliver: of course she did it! She’s a Queen after all
Bruce: I think you mean Wayne
Oliver:
Oliver: Over my dead body will Lian be a Wayne—
Dick: technically she’s a Todd now…right?
Bruce:
Oliver:
Lian: Right!
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: Lian I thought you said this was your reading log
Roy: Jaybird, this is a marriage license
Jason: No shit Sherlock
Roy, under his breath: So much for the honeymoon phase
Lian: Can I have $5 now uncle Dick?
Dick, hands Lian $5: There you go squirt
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: for fuck’s sake
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arguablysomaya · 5 months ago
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Roy: Hey, do you like chicken?
Dick: Not really.
Roy: And curry?
Dick: Not much.
Roy: Then you're not gonna like what I did.
Dick: What? You made chicken curry?
Roy: Nah, I made out with your brother.
*several minutes later*
Wally: Why's Roy running?
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batfamonline · 4 months ago
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months ago
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Dick, to Wally: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Wally: Aww!
Jason, to Roy: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Roy: Thanks.
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jakascoo · 21 days ago
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Jason: What did you two do? Kori: Roy: Jason: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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