Regulus: This can't get any worse, can it?
Evan: Sure it can, just give me a minute to tell you what Barty did.
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Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?
Wilhelm: I’d give up the crown for two jellybeans and a butter sandwich, but sure blame Simon.
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TWST Incorrect quotes#547 Not in front of the babies-
You are currently dressed up in silks and cloak for Your and Silver's presence doesn't startle the locals of briar valley...tho having Lilia & Baul as your outfit helpers were...
Yuu*is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
RoyalGuard!Lilia*Eyes glued to the knot holding your pants to your...soft human skin waist*...Like its slips on and off really easily...
Yuu:...
RoyalGuard!Lilia*Realized a tad too late what he said*N-No, I didn't mean it like that-
Baul*With Baby Sebek and Silver climbing him like monkies, unmoving looking at Lilia with judgy eyes*We know what you meant
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Henry before the closet scene: okay it's just a stupid crush, it will go away
Henry after the closet: oh yeah, I'm totally in love, oh bloody hell.. and now .. I've got his number, Christ!
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Remus: What—what the hell is this? Did you…with Reg? Regulus? Fuck!
James: Moony! Breathe!
Remus: Don’t you tell me what to do, Prongs. How long has this been going on?
James: Since New Year’s.
Remus: Oh, Merlin! And who knows about this?
James: Literally no one but you. And Peter.
Regulus: And Barty and Evan.
James: Right, and Lily.
Regulus: Oh, and I told Pandora.
James: Aw, I didn’t know that.
Regulus: Yeah, she was really happy for us.
James: Oh, I can’t wait to see her again. She’s really—
Remus: Okay! Shut up, okay? The both of you! I need to think.
James: Please don’t tell Pads!
Remus: Seriously?
James: I haven’t told him yet!
Remus: Oh, gee, James! I’m sorry to interrupt your process of you fondling with Sirius’s dearest brother, but you’re the one who decided to put your dick into the only heir left of the Black family!
Regulus: Technically, if my parents find out I slept with James, I’d be disowned anyway—
Remus: Not talking to you, Reg!
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Odysseus: can i marry Penelope?
Icarius: what.
Odysseus: *sneezes*
Icarius: bless you.
Odysseus: did you hear that, Penelope? he blessed us!
Icarius: ...
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“Henry fell first”
“No Alex fell first-“
Stfu they both literally fell together into a $75000 wedding cake
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TWST Incorrect quotes#552 Simps
Malenoa: The best trope in the world is when the character realizes they are in love with another character, and instead of being bashful or cute about it...their internal monologue is just...*Watching Lilia & Baul having their loner time lunch be interrupted by you, who sit on between them sharing your lunches with them happily*
Lilia&Baul*Watching you with horrified realization and maddening blush to see you giving each of them the best parts of your lunch*
"NO.SEVENS-FUCK!WHY!?!"
Yuu*Happily holding Lilia with a fork a big chunk of your food*
Lilia*Hisses under his breath, rolling his eyes...but bites into it and chews slowly*...It's...eatable..."ITS DELICIOUS-"
Yuu*Smiles and hold for Baul tho with him it's a tad bigger knowing his appetite*Try it!
Baul*Growls with a glare*YOU LOWLY HUMAN DARE PUT THAT DISGUSTING HUMAN FOOD IN MY MOU-MMH!?*When his mouth was open you shoved the food in...and now he is smiling with a blissed look as he chews*
Yuu*Smiles knowing he liked it*Eheh~
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Do you realise that Aug 10th (book timeline) is the one with:
"History huh? Bet we could make some"
And the movie literally comes out at Aug 11th, so yeah, they definitely knew what they're doing and history shall be made
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