Neo, with a sign: You’re so self-centered
Cinder: Who else am I supposed to be centered on
Jacques: I was not done talking!
Weiss: But I was done listening.
Yang: My sister is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Weiss, hopeful: Girls?
Ruby: Weiss, you don’t even care. What if I die?
Weiss: Then you would have a funeral
Ruby: I mean, like, what would you do?
Weiss: I would go to the funeral…?
Yang: Two brooos chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.
Blake: We’re girls.
Blake: You’re my girlfriend.
Blake: You’re sitting on my lap.
Blake: Literally everything you said was innacurate.
Blake, texting: Hi, who is this? Yang changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Unknown: What’s mine?
Blake: Dwarf Queen.
Unknown: SHE’S SO MEAN I’M NOT THAT SHORT.
Blake: Oh hi Weiss.
Employee: Do you need help finding anything?
Yang, about to be lost for 45 minutes: No.
Blake, sighing: Yes, thank you.
Weiss: *Answering her phone* Ruby? I’m on my way-
Ruby: Grimm are attacking the academy!
Ruby: Oh good, Nora found the chainsaw, nevermind!
Weiss: WAIT! RUBY, DON’T HANG UP!
Nora: *Hugs Ren from the back*
Nora: *Moves some hair from Ren’s face*
Nora: *Whispers* eat all my frosted animal crackers again and we’re fucking done.
Nora: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BABY OSCAR? WHERE IS MY BABY-
Random Person: What does he look like?
Nora, choking on her tears: F-fucking adorable.
Ren: Okay, whoever can make Nora fall asleep gets ten dollars.
Ruby, holding a frying pan: Where is she??
Sun: What could be giving you anxiety?
Blake: Um, let’s see… every aspect of my life?
Ruby: Uncle Qrow, why are you in a depressive state again?
Qrow: It’s not a depressive state, it’s a depressive series, and we are on season 6.
Yang: how edgy-
‘Like an Animal’
Ruby: I’ll just track the noise outside!
Ruby running fast to go outside
Weiss: What? I - is she like an animal? (shouting)
Penny: Huh? Animal…
Penny’s having images of Ruby sitting like a dog having a tail wagging and dog ears woofing.
Penny hands on her face,eyes closed blushing
Penny: A dog?
Penny: So adorable!(smiling and blushing)
Then she looks up thinking imagining Ruby like a cat lying on a floor scratching her face, purring at the same time she said as she puts her palm together
Penny: Ruby being a kitty is nice too.
Penny face move slowly from left to right, both of hands on her cheeks blushing and happy while she said at the same time
Penny: So cute!
Penny: Wait, but what if she’s a wild wolf instead…..
Then she stop, and starts thinking again, facing front view her hands on her chin imagining Ruby kneeling on a floor like a wolf do, wagging her tail smiling.
Penny closes her eyes blushing and smiling, her both hands on her cheeks again , slowly swaying her head a little from left to right
Penny: I can’t seem to make a choice!
While Blake and Weiss said at the same time as the two has disappointed look on their faces while looking at Penny.
*Nora and Weiss on their annual shopping trip*
Nora: What if I pressed all the buttons on these noise making things?
Weiss: nO, PLEASE DON’T!!
Nora: *Already pressing them* hmm, what? I can’t hear you over all this noise.
Weiss: Why me God? Why me??
Nora: It be like that sometimes.
Ren: Like what?
Nora: Like that.
Jaune: So that’s it, any questions?
Nora: If your soulmate dies before you meet them, do you like, have a backup one?
Jaune: I meant questions about the plan.