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#incorrect rwrb quotes
simsim54 · 11 days
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Alex: I am scary, I am strong, I am powerful, I am- Henry: Small :) Alex: What? Henry, giving him a kiss on top of his head: Small baby
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dorsey-m · 8 months
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Alex: [On the phone] "Where are you, Henry? This place is fancy, and I don't know which fork to kill myself with."
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latte125 · 1 year
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henry: no one calls Prince Henry George Edward James Fox Mountchristen-Windsor of Wales a liar
alex: because no one has the fucking time
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aficionadoenthusiast · 8 months
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Henry: *about to walk in*
Alex: You can't come in here! *flounders* Nora's naked!
Nora: What??
Alex: I couldn't say I was naked, he's allowed to see me naked!
Nora: why does anyone have to be naked???
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looking-for-orion · 1 year
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RWRB characters as moments from The Office (Part Two):
Alex
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Henry
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Nora
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June
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Pez
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Bea
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Bonus: Arthur Fox
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be-crazyinsane · 2 years
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Alex : I don’t know if you noticed, but I put a little note about how much I love you in your lunch
Henry : Thanks it's really cute but
Henry, holding a 100 page essay : This is not a little note...
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tadhannahj · 7 months
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Henry: When you manage to find this paragon of virtue, whatever makes you think she will accept your suit? Are the young ladies of London truly so easily won by a pleasing smile and absolutely nothing more?
Alex: So, you find my smile pleasing.
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darilaros-v · 7 months
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Henry: I was four years old when I realized that everyone in the world knew my name, but I would never know theirs.
Alex: Yeah ADHD sucks, doesn't it? I'm terrible with names.
Henry: ......
Alex: Ohhhh right. The prince thing.
Henry: ......
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actuallyshea1992 · 1 year
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Henry: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Nora: my favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”
June: it’s called connotation.
Alex: Also, “forgive me father, for I have sinned”
Alex, winking at Henry: vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”
June: Great news! Language is now cancelled!
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thaliasthunder · 2 years
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OKAY BUT UMA THURMAN SAYING THIS WHEN
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hgejfmw-hgejhsf · 5 months
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Zahra: Wait, you two are sleeping together?
Alex: Only when we’re done having sex.
Henry: [facepalms]
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Ellen: *Officiating Alex and Henry’s wedding* We are here today to celebrate the marriage of Alexander Claremont-Diaz and Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor. It has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting, childish rivalry evolve into a distracting, childish courtship, and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting, childish marriage. I’m proud of you, and I love you both.
Alex: *Smiles cheekily* Permission to say it back?
Ellen: *Fondly, holding back tears* Permission granted.
Henry: Love you too, Ellen.
Alex: Love you, Mom.
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britney62 · 2 years
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Nora: I need to dye my hair.
Alex: ...
Nora: Or get a tattoo.
Alex: ...
Nora: Or a piercing.
Alex: Why?
Nora: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown Gods.
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vanehm12 · 2 years
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The fact that Alex would be proud of Taylor right now for be more tall... 😂
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aficionadoenthusiast · 8 months
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Henry: HELP! I told Alex I'd make dinner and I can't cook!
Bea, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to me?
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looking-for-orion · 2 years
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Alex showing up at Kensington Palace after being ghosted for a week:
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