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lassieposting · 1 year

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Aleksander, elbowing Nikolai at 3am: Move over, sobachka.

Aleksander: Niko.

Aleksander, nudging him again: You're on my side.

Nikolai, half-asleep, rolling over to throw an arm over him and snuggle: Always.

Aleksander, gone just a little bit glassy-eyed: [darkling.exe has stopped working]

#darkolai #incorrect sab #nikolai lantsov #alexander kirigan #i love them your honor #ive read a grand total of one fic series but it was the demon the dragon and the dark and now im Attached #sab

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five-of-cr · 3 months

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the crows as reductress headlines: part 1

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appolinyou · 3 months

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Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/ Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that! Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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*jesper and wylan getting arrested*

officer, glaring at them both: anything you would like to confess?

jesper, glaring right back: nope

officer, nodding, writing on his pad: guilty

jesper, sputtering: but- what???

officer, ignoring him, turning to wylan: and you?

wylan, doing his best impression of a baby duckling: nope

officer, eyes narrowing:

wylan, blinking innocently:

officer, nodding again, writing on his notes: must have gotten lost

jesper, who knows that ALL successful parts of the plan were wylan’s and not his: oh come on-

#six of crows #soc #soc netflix #jesper fahey #jesper #jesper x wylan #soc wylan #soc jesper #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #shadow and bone #sab s2 #jack wolfe #kit young #leigh bargudo #ketterdam #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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popularghost · 10 months

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merchling (affectionate) babygirl (derogatory)

#six of crows #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #jesper llewellyn fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van sunshine #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #grishaverse #kit young #jack wolfe #SoC #soc incorrect quotes #sab

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lilisouless · 1 year

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: We are not a couple

Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this

Matthias: He is joking

Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us

Matthias: Jesper-

Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently

"How insensitive"

Matthias: oh boy

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"Are you dating?"

Matthias: no-

Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-

Matthias: ew?

Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...

Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy

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"Are you boyfriend?"

Matthias & Kaz: no

"Because we have couples discount"

Kaz: We are married

Matthias: what-

Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours

Matthias: for the love of-

Kaz: us

Matthias: no!

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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"

Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?

Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea

Matthias: not yet , they are still cold

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: NO!

Nina: huh?

Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit

#six of crows shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #the crows #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #helnik #wesper #kanej #crooked kingdom #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #netflix shadow and bone #sab netflix #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone

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these-conquered-woodlands · 14 days

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kaz: I've been expecting you, Inej.

inej: How did you do that without turning around?

kaz: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #this quote is what i thought of when i first saw the scene in sab where inej and kaz interact for the first time lol #grishaverse #six of crows #soc #soc incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #kanej

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ladymarvel27 · 9 months

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Jesper: Fuck the rich. Wylan, rich: Yes, please.

#jesper fahey #six of crows #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #sab s1 #sab s2 #jesper x wylan #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #shadow and bone memes #grishaverse memes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #wesper incorrect quotes #wesper

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Kaz Brekker + textpost

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catdoingblep · 3 months

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#poorly made memes strike back #and this meme doesn’t mean that Wylan isn’t badass because he is badass but also he can be both #*making six of crows memes* me who is mentally not in the good state again: is this a psychotherapy?#me 🤝 old memes #I am so sorry for this (it will happen again)#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #crooked kingdom #soc #sab #six of crows spin off #incorrects six of crows? sorta?#save shadow and bone

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 5 days

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Grishaverse textposts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life

Part 24 (??)

Jesper: My life is held together with sticky tape

Kaz: I never sleep and yet I sleep far too much

Kaz: Philosophers in Greece would’ve talked about me

Nina, in Fjerda: *sends outfit photo*

Jesper, over text: like it slayed but you do look like you never let your kids eat candy and bake three loaves of bread a day

Jesper, over text: with love 🫶

Wylan: He makes such a big deal out of my mistakes, it’s like he has a problem specifically with me

Inej: You should report him

Kaz: You should report- actually, you know what? Just kill him

Everyone: *shocked laughter*

*playing cards*

Jesper: You won the first game and I won the second, so it’s a draw. We’ll have to fight to the death

Wylan: You know there is this thing called a decider match. Maybe slightly less dramatic than fighting to the death, but

Jesper: We can do that then, I guess

Wylan: You guess

Jesper: I guess

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lassieposting · 11 months

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Ivan, sternly: This is what we call a “traumatic experience.”

Ivan, pointing at Alina and Mal: Not a “bruh moment.”

Ivan, pointing at Aleksander: Not “it is what it is.”

Ivan, pointing at Nikolai: And definitely not “oof LMAO.”

#sab d3 #incorrect sab #ivan kaminsky #aleksander kirigan #alina starkov #mal oretsev #nikolai lantsov #ivan is the real mvp #sab

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five-of-cr · 7 months

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greensaplinggrace · 1 year

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does anybody else think about how all of the darkling’s survival techniques were taught to him by a woman experienced at surviving in a man’s world?

#aleksander morozova #the darkling #shadow and bone #grishaverse #sab #baghra morozova #general kirigan #myramblings #im sorry but *everything* about the way he views men and his oppressors and operates within the system is so incredibly similar #to how women navigate through life #and how they navigate power structures with their oppressors #i think a lot about that scene in ditw when he's observing how his mother seduces men #i find it fascinating #like obviously he's still a 'man in power'#and his privilege as a man is unmistakeable #but i think any analysis of his character as a 'man in power' only is wholly incorrect #especially when it comes to his relationship with the royal family #and baghra tries to teach him how to operate as a man in a man's world #especially with that speech about being a leader of men and reading the relationships between the elders in camp really well #but even that coming from baghra is SO incredibly 'you need to be able to read the power dynamics between men'#so you can learn to navigate them the way i do - as a woman #because that is all she really knows #and the way she teaches him to accept all of the trauma he will inevitably suffer #and instead only teaches him how to mitigate it #how to turn even the worst atrocities committed against him to his own purposes #it is all so VERY #oooauuughh #i think some of the WORST anti character analyses for him #come from people who ignore baghra's influence on him as a parent #in every way

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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jesper, wailing and dramatically falling to his knees: THE GODS HATE THE GAYS

wylan, standing behind him, who had watched jesper stub his toe and then gasp in horror and fall to the ground:

wylan: I really want to agree with you, but I feel like someone needs to disagree with you on principle

#soc #soc netflix #soc jesper #soc wylan #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper x wylan #jesper #jesper fahey #jesper soc #wesper #six of crows #sab s2 #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #grishaverse #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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sky-neverending · 6 months

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it’s backkkkkk

#sky’s stardust #six of crows #shadow and bone netflix #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wesper #soc incorrect quotes #sab incorrect quotes #sab memes #soc memes #six of crows incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes

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