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Toritsuka: Why are all the hot girls lesbian?!
Rifuta: Why are all the hot girls straight?!
Chiyo: Why are all the hot guys gay?!
Kaido: Why are all the hot guys straight?!
Teruhashi: Why are all the hot people taken?!
Aiura: Everyone is hot, what do I do?!
Saiki: what?
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Toritsuka: LESBIANS.
*points at kuriko*
Toritsuka: GAYS.
*points at akechi*
Toritsuka: BISEXUALS.
*points at aiura*
Toritsuka: AND TRANS.GENDER.PE.OPLE.
*points at a visibly aggressive saiki kusuo*
Toritsuka: PLEASE, YOU MUST ANSWER THIS QU- *gets blast into uranus*
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Kaido: FOUR MONTHS.
Hairo: What's he talking about?
Aren, to Hairo: It's honestly not that big a deal-
Kaido, to Nendō: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
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saiki aroace real 🧀🧀🧀
sorry its crusty ˁ˙˟˙ˀ
please credit me if you use this thanks
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Incorrect quotes~ Saiki x Reader
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Saiki: “I hate everyone”
Y/n: Shivers
Saiki: Slides a cup of hot chocolate in Y/n’s hands
Saiki: “Take my jacket and drink this.”
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Y/n: “Don’t worry, I have a plan A and B!”
Saiki: Raising his eyebrow “What’s plan A?”
Y/n: “Don’t fuck this up”
Saiki: “What’s plan B?”
Y/n: “Don’t fuck up plan A”
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Teruhashi: Gasp “Why doesn’t Saiki like me?!”
Saiki: “Would you like the list alphabetically, or?”
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Teruhashi: “What does Y/n have that I don’t?!”
Kaidou: “Nothing!”
Saiki: “Everything.”
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Y/n: Sneezes
Saiki: “Are you sick? Do you need to go home? Take this medicine and eat this soup. Go rest.”
Literally anyone else: Sneezes
Saiki: “Oh my god, shut up”
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Y/n: Yawns
Saiki: “Lights out”
Y/n: “But-”
Saiki: Teleporting them both in bed
Saiki: “I said, lights out”
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Y/n: Excitedly “Look! Kaidou drew me!”
Saiki: “No he didn’t”
Y/n: “What do you mean? He-”
Saiki: Crumpling a piece of paper “Like I said: No, he didn’t”
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Pt 2
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the best way to solve art block is by rewatching saiki k for the ten millionth time. confirmed.
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Saiki K: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Nendo: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Saiki K: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Nendo: but I heard a siren.
Saiki K: That was Kaido screaming.
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Store Worker: Would a “Saiki” please come to the front desk?
Saiki, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Nendo and Kaido: I believe they belong to you?
Nendo and Kaido, simultaneously: We got lost.
Saiki: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
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Saiki: I hate explaining shit. telepaths only
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Saiki: We need to distract these guys.
Akechi: Leave it to me.
Akechi: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Toritsuka & Aiura: *immediately begin arguing*
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Person A: I didn't kill anyone today!
Person B: I'm proud of you.
Person A: You should be.
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Kaido: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Kuboyasu: Okay.
Kaido: And make out during the scary parts.
Kuboyasu: Th-
Kuboyasu: The scary parts.
Kuboyasu: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Nendou: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Aren: Why?
Nendou: To get to the idiot's house.
Nendou: Knock Knock
Aren: Who's there?
Nendou: The chicken.
Aren: ...
Aren: I won't punch you on one conditions.
Nendou: Yeah?
Aren: Tell that joke to Saiki.
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Saiki: Toritsuka, If I ever decide to have children in the future, I'm never letting you meet them. I'd invite Aiura and Akechi to all their parties. Except you, though.
Not unless you- *hand gestures* change this part of you.
Toritsuka: You just gestured to all of me. 🧑🦲
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Saiki K Boys with a Stoner! S/O
Warnings - Weed (obviously)
Characters - Saiki, Kaidou, Kuboyasu, Saiko
Gender neutral reader
This is my first time writing on tumblr, I apologise if anything’s messed up.
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Saiki
- He's never tried it, not because he doesn’t want to, but because he just doesn’t care.
- Didn’t really care when he found out, he just shrugged and was like “ok.”
- You offered him some once, he said agreed, so you got stoned together
- “What a pain, I guess it wouldn’t hurt…”
- If he was smoking out of a bong, he definitely felt a bit stupid doing it
- He just kinda stared at the ceiling the whole time
- Doesn’t care if you smoke around him
- Very quiet while stoned
- He also has a bit of trouble controlling his powers
- He didn’t really touch it again after that
Kaidou
- Has never tried it, his mother always told him that he would die if he ever did drugs 💀
- When he found out that you did it, he freaked out because he thought you were gonna die
- “Y/N THAT WILL KILL YOU!! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING?!”
- It took some convincing for him to realise that you were gonna be okay 😭
- He still worries about it occasionally
- When you offered him some, he refused straight away
- One day he got curious, and asked if he could try some
- You gave him an extremely small amount
- He had no idea what he was doing 😭
- When it hit him, he freaked out a little, but calmed down pretty quickly
- Becomes very cuddly when stoned
- After that, he didn’t really touch it that much, he would only do it if you guys were alone
- After a while he didn’t care if you smoked in-front of him, as long as it wasn’t in his house
Kuboyasu
- Used to do it occasionally, but didn’t really touch it when he decided to leave his delinquent life behind 🙏
- He found out when he caught you doing it behind the school once
- “IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LI-“ “Can i have some?”
- He always asks the weirdest questions while stoned (me too bro)
- “Can the grim reaper swim?” (actual question i asked while high)
- Doesn’t care if you smoke around him, he will join you occasionally
- You guys had a competition to see who could smoke the most, you both ended up greening out
- Makes sure your limiting yourself, he doesn’t want you to get addicted
Saiko
- Has never tried it, he thinks it’s for losers
- When he found out you did it, he low key bullied you
- “Seriously? You know you shouldn’t be doing that, right? Where’s your self respect, y/n?”
- When you offered him some, he declined
- “That stuff is for losers!”
- You can smoke around him, but he will scold you and complain the whole time
- He never touched the stuff, and never will
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Yay I did it!!! Feel free to leave requests in my ask box :3
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Incorrect Quotes ~ Saiki x Reader (Pt 2)
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Pt 1
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Y/n: “Saiki, I made this necklace for you so we match!”
Saiki: “I’m not really into jewelry”
Y/n: Slowly retracting their hands “Oh, okay. I’ll just give it to-”
Saiki: Snatching the necklace and putting it on “No, it’s mine.”
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Y/n: “If you drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?”
Saiki: “It is literally three in the morning. Go to bed”
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Y/n: “Do you have a crush on anyone?”
Saiki: “We’re literally dating”
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Y/n: “God, give me patience”
Saiki: “Isn’t it ‘give me strength’?”
Y/n: “If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead”
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Y/n: Sobbing
Saiki: “Who did it? I need names, faces, addresses-”
Y/n: “I CAN’T GET THE JEWELRY THROUGH MY PIERCING”
Saiki: “…”
Y/n: “…”
Saiki: Walking away “Goodbye”
Y/n: “WAIT-”
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Saiki: “And if you don’t stay away from my partner-”
Y/n: “Wait, we’re dating?”
Saiki: “…”
Y/n: “…”
Saiki: “I literally asked you out”
Y/n: “Wha-?”
Y/n: “OH, ARE YOU THE ONE WHO WROTE THE NOTE THAT SAID ‘We’re now dating’ AND LEFT IT IN MY LOCKER!?”
Saiki: “…Maybe”
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Y/n: “I love you”
Saiki: “I love you too”
Y/n: Grabbing a knife “Who are you and what have you done with Saiki?”
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Kaidou: “Hey, Saiki! Wanna-”
Saiki: “Absolutely n-”
Kaidou: “Y/n’s coming”
Saiki: “Date, time, and place?”
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Saiki: “I left you alone for five minutes and you spent $500?”
Y/n: “You left me alone in a [insert store]”
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