#incorrect sakuatsu

[chodzacaparodia]

Atsumu, proposing to Sakusa: Will you let me annoy you for the rest of my life?

#Sakusa *sighs*: yes. #sakuatsu #incorrect sakuatsu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!! #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #incorrect quotes

[tsumiomi]

Kiyoomi: */At Miya's front porch asking for another chance Osamu: Who's more important? Me, your brother who loves you even when you're a mess, or him, that jerk who only loves you when he's available? Atsumu: */Opens the door while looking at Osamu Osamu: And he did not hesitate-

#miya atsumu #miya osamu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #inarizaki #itachiyama #msby black jackal #black jackals #japan's national volleyball team #haikyuu #haikyū!! #incorrect sakuatsu #incorrect black jackals #incorrect hq quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes

[kitasgloves]

Sakusa & Atsumu: *holding hands for the first time*

Atsumu: wow yer hands are really warm

Sakusa: yours are cold, are you nervous?

Atsumu: no, I have low iron, that's why my hands are cold

Sakusa: well that's a turn-off

Atsumu, pouting: why don't cha buy me some iron supplements then?

Sakusa: or some fucking gloves jesus

#haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect sakuatsu #sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa x atsumu #miya atsumu #no they didn't stop holding hands

[meleth03]

Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?

Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?

Atsumu: Of course not!

Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then

[later]

Osamu: Hey Tsumu

Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #miya osamu #miya twins #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!! #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu msby #msby atsumu #atsumu #atsumu miya #msby sakusa #sakusa x atsumu #osamu #osasuna #haikyuu osamu

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Sakusa: my food is too hot... I can't eat it

Meian:...

Atsumu: you're too hot but I still eat you

Meian, slamming his hands on the table, tears streaming down his face: ONE DINNER

Meian: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK

#poor meian #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #sakuatsu

[depressed-avocado]

Has this been done before or what?

#haikyuu!! #oikawa tooru #oikawa #iwaoi #miya atsumu #atsumu #sakuatsu #haikyuu memes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq imagines #hq memes

[nekomanessa]

#haikyuu!! #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #akaashi keiji #bokuto koutarou #bokuaka #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #kagehina #yachi hitoka #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukkiyama #suna rintarou #miya osamu #sunaosa #karasuno first years #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect quotes #characters as tumblr posts

[villain-philia]

#hq #haikyuu #hq memes #haikyuu memes #haikyuu funny #hq funny #incorrect hq #kagehina #iwaoi #daisuga #tsukkiyama #bokuaka #kuroken #sakuatsu

[queryghost]

haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said

Some of these were edited a little to make more sense in Haikyuu context :]

Tendou: Coach Washijo has to let us summon Satan in the middle of practice.

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Atsumu: Why v@pe when you can suck watermelon lollipops? •••

Terushima: You cannot aggressively beat the Camila Cabello out of me •••

Shirabu: Some people should be shot, but some people get to be president again, ha ha ha.

•••

Tendou: My insanity would probably be the most potent drug in the world

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Oikawa: I’m a homosexual, heheheheheh

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Nishinoya: See, you can achieve greatness even with short legs

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Tendou: Arson is good. It’s a great pastime. Like, bored? Go burn down a building!

•••

Hinata: BYE DAICHI-SAN

Daichi: I’m not for sale

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Shirabu: I feel like a spear went through my head right here (points to middle of forehead) and came out at the back here

Tendou: I’M A UNICORRRN

•••

Ukai Keishin: (spectating Karasuno antics) Some people end up in the zoo

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Kageyama: (on the way to the training camp) oh my god I will EAT the next traffic light that turns red

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Semi: What about you? Don’t you say that you eat children?

Tendou: I mean I do but that’s different because I’m a human

•••

Nishinoya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GOING FERAL CRUNCHING ON THE FLATSCREEN TV LIKE A MEIJI CRACKER

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Ushiwaka: I am at Daiso. Need anything?

Tendou: sanity 

•••

Sakusa: Are you fucking dumb?

Atsumu: Yeah, how’d ya know?

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Tanaka: I’LL KILL YOU ALIVE— oh wait crap I made myself sound stupid again

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Yaku: one more time Lev makes a height joke will rip off all of his hair and then shout ‘WIG SNATCHED’ really loud

•••

Tendou: I’ll bring you on a date night in Paris

Ushiwaka: what?

Tendou: what?

•••

Kyoutani: I have this urge to bite people. But not in a sexual way, just NOM

#incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu #haikyuu memes #tendou satori #miya atsumu #terushima yuuji #shirabu kenjirou #oikawa tooru #nishinoya yuu #hinata shouyou #sawamura daichi #ukai keishin #kageyama tobio #semi eita #ushijima wakatoshi #ushiten #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #tanaka ryuunosuke #yaku morisuke #kyoutani kentarou

[chodzacaparodia]

Sakusa: I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up.

*Atsumu appears* Sakusa: Shit.

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #atsumu miya #sakusa x atsumu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect sakuatsu #source: death note

[tsumiomi]

Kiyoomi: Just be yourself.

Atsumu: */Is himself

Kiyoomi: Not like that.

#miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #msby black jackal #black jackals #japan's national volleyball team #itachiyama #inarizaki #incorrect black jackals #incorrect sakuatsu #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect hq quotes #i missed them #sakuatsu for life

[kitasgloves]

Sakusa, holding back his tears: I take it back, I don't like you anymore Atsumu: why??? Sakusa: you make me feel gross things like *wipes his eyes* emotions Atsumu: and??? Sakusa, sniffing: and stuff...

#haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect sakuatsu #sakuatsu #sakusa x atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu

[meleth03]

Kiyoomi: Being a man sucks

Osamu: Being Tsumu’s man wouldn’t

Kiyoomi: *blushes*

Atsumu: Are ya hitting on Omi, for me?

Osamu: Shut up, it’s working

Kiyoomi: It is

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #miya osamu #haikyuu!! #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu msby #msby atsumu #atsumu #atsumu miya #msby sakusa #sakusa x atsumu #osamu #haikyuu osamu #miya twins

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Sakusa, texting: turn around

Sakusa: no the other way

Sakusa: wrong way again

Atsumu: where are you??!

Sakusa: at home but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #sakuatsu

[blueberrysunflowers]

sakusa: when i said “bring me back someth from the countryside”, i meant like a seashell.

atsumu, struggling to hold a chicken: well ya didn’t fuckin’ specify that, omi-omi

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #incorrect haikyuu quotes #sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu

[faelissas]

*msby watching a nature documentary*

atsumu: OH I KNEW THAT

everyone else:

atsumu:

sakusa: what the fuck??? how do yk that

atsumu: um i went to college??

everyone:

atsumu: I STUDIED BIOLOGY??

hinata: PFFF NO WAY

atsumu: I LITERALLY GRADUATED LAST YEAR??

bokuto: nAHHH

atsumu: YOU LITERALLY MET MY LAB PARTNER IZUMI

inunaki: we thought that was your girlfriend

atsumu: im gay 😐

sakusa: im learning so much today

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #sakusa #sakuatsu #haikyuu sakusa #atsumu #hq atsumu #hq incorrect quotes #atsumu hcs #msby #msby black jackal #haikyuu msby #msby four #hq msby #haikyuu atsumu #miya atsumu