#incorrect sally face

[cuntholic]

Larry: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Travis: Rude.

Ash: That's fair.

Todd: Not again.

Sal: Are you going to want this back?

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[katebushsbabushka]

Why would Sal change his pronouns every time Travis speaks to him just out of sheer spite/harmless fun/genuinely not caring what he's called/just because it's very in character for Sal? I only say this, because I have two students who remind me VERY much of the Salvis dynamic, and one of them is currently changing their pronouns every time the other speaks to them to make their fundamentally religious classmate clutch their pearls.

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[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

Travis:

Sal:

Travis: so are we

Sal: no Travis, we aren’t going to question why Larry was dangling butt naked from the treehouse. In fact I wish to forget we walked into that

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[f1sh-hy]

Sal, shivering: God, fuck me man, I'm so fucking cold..

Travis: See, I'd offer you my sweater but unfortunately I am dressed like a whore at this very moment.

Sal, making eye contact: Trav, you *are* a whore, and not in a good way.

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[oreozfox]

(Consider this me taking a page from @generalhumancroissantmuffin and making a Sally Face texpost based on conversations I've heard)

Larry: Mom, do the bird call.

Lisa: Which one?

Larry: Just, any of them.

Lisa, cupping her hands around her mouth: COCA COLA ESPUMA-

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[foudrenoire88]

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[whenuwishuponastar]

Todd: so, there's this REALLY great guy at work and guess what? He's 24, he's queer and he's lonely, just like you!

Travis: no

Todd: Pleas-

Travis: NO

Todd: just consider meeting him, at the very least you'll know somebody that isn't me

Travis: I'll meet him, but I'm not going on a date with him

Todd: here's what he looks like *shows him Sal's IG*

Travis, giggling: well what's the harm in one date?

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[quackkaz]

Larry : So what did you do when Travis asked you to be his boyfriend?

Sal : I panicked and dabbed.

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[shmukeums]

I almost forgot incorrect quotes existed

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[gayatydfrog]

PT. 2 of sally face as random quotes from my school's quote book bc yall liked the last one!

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Mrs. Packerton: "Yall used to get eaten a lot"

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Ashley: "...how tall are you?"

Sal: "5'2"

Ashley: "no, Larry"

Larry, high as girraffe balls: "uhh... 4'5.5"

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Todd, baffledly yelling: "FLO-IDA???"

Larry: "WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN R IN THERE!"

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Mrs. Packerton: "size doesn't matter. Why are yall laughing? What!? Size doesn't matter!"

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Gizmo: "my fursona is a racoon."

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Todd, talking to Larry during a robotics project: "we're gay, you're stupid, this is not a winning team to make it go straight!"

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Sal: "you know that long underwear that looks like pants?"

Larry: "no."

Ash: "absolutely not."

Todd: "the fucking what?"

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Sal: "because those are the only strowls- only strowls. 🤦. *in a british accent* oNlY sTrOwLs I hAvE mAtE"

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Neil, helping someone do math homework: "so the 5th property is ASS, which is not a good thing in geometry... or to say in school!"

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(You get 0 context for this one)

Ash: "where are the rest of my ducks?"

Sal: "idk but a bee was after my shit so I ran"

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Larry, once again high as the Burj Khalifa : *points at robot* "this looks a lot similar to a robot"

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Travis: "I punched my computer with my hand"

Sal: "with your hand?"

Travis: "yeah it was with my hand"

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Todd, talking to himself: "AT&T is one, no wait thats a bank... no wait BBT is the bank!"

Neil: "...are you debating yourself on internet providers?"

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Larry: "I'll write a song called shady and sus"

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Todd: "we treat all triangles equally in this room! They may not all be right, but we love them"

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Chug, reading Sal's medicine bottle: "depression lizard?"

Sal: "bitch- DEPERSONILIZATION???"

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(This one breaks the 4th wall a little)

Sal & the gang, scrolling through fanart of themselves: "...that went from depressing to slutty really quickly"

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Lisa, talking about Larry: "he said he had a gyatt skibidi toilet... I don't know what that means"

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Travis: "oh yeah 'cause adam and eve were totally saying frick in the biblical days."

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Ash: "lets sing kumbaya, Travis is gay for Sal and Sal is gay for Travis"

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Larry, trying to be nice to Travis during a movie: "Shut the fuck up and enjoy it"

Travis: "I am enjoying it!"

Larry: Ok so do the first part and shut the fuck up!"

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[cuntholic]

Sal: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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[katebushsbabushka]

Larry, high as balls on the phone with Sal: Dude, I'm ovulating at the mouth to get McDonald's.

Sal: You're WHAT.

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[ask-au-sallyface]

Some incorrect quotes :3

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[marce-mallow]

Sal: When will Ted himself… finally show up to the talk?

Ash: The final boss.

Todd: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Larry: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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[astro-likes-tea]

<3

Heyy, im putting the tags as anything i like a lot because i need cool friends, so if you see this, look at the tags and see what we have in common <3

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[boo-bookeys]

Sally Face- Oh, speak of the devil.

Travis- wHAT!?!? MOTHER NEPTUNE. *Picks up a Bible and starts praying* WHERE IS HE????

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