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exqu1sit3 · 2 months ago
Bucky : am I the only person who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibration in their direction?
Sam :
Sam : How high are you?
Bucky : 6"0
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 2 months ago
Bucky: sam, what's your type?
Sam: tall, strong, dumb, looks like a puppy and their middle name is after a president
Bucky: wow thats specific. Do I know them?
Sam: did I mention dumb?
Bucky: yeah why?
Sam: just checking
Bucky, waking up in the middle of the night: oh my god he likes steve
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sunbaks · 3 months ago
how that conversation really went
bucky: oh man 😔 i guess i have no choice but to stay at a hotel tonight 😢🙄 sure would be a shame if a hot guy offered for me to stay on his couch 😳👀
sam: ...
bucky: sure would be a shame 😔👀
sam: oh for god's sake-
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red-lipstick-bisexual · 4 months ago
Listen, I get the Bucky hype. We waited for years for him to have more than 10 lines and actual character development.
I understand sipping Broken White Boi Simp juice, hell I drink it myself daily
But we have BRILLIANT Sam Wilson, who is funny, kind hearted, wonderful character, who fights racism, problems after the Snap, being an Avenger, his family situation like
Please let's give Anthony Mackie and his amazing character the credit he deserves, because it fucking breaks my heart every time I remember him saying that he's used to being over looked.
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red-lipstick-bisexual · 4 months ago
Fans about WandaVision: It's a beautiful story with many characters who are complex, have a real growth, about wonderful relationships they have, diffrent ways of dealing with grief, depression and trauma, fantastically expanding the Marvel universe, portraying female characters who go through depression without being sexist and objectifying them, with fantastic comedy and nods to iconic sitcoms. "What is grief if not love perserving".
Fans about TFATWS: It's a drama about two dumb motherfuckers, who yell at each other and go to couples councelling.
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