Roman: I have no clue what I’m doing but I’m doing it anyway!
*an hour later*
Remus, barging in the door: I FOUND A CUTE CHILD THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BABY BROTHER!
Logan: Oh goodie, I’m a mother again.
Remus: *plunks Roman down in Logan’s lap*
Logan: This is mine and he is precious. I would kill for his happiness.
Remus: And I am immediately backing up.
Logan: Backing up means you’re guilty of making him unhappy. Bow, sinner.
Remus: I’m innocent I swear! It’s not my fault he got scared of me at first! It’s scary seeing someone that much taller than you!
Logan: You may live. For now.
Remus: Oh thank God.
Logan: Come play with the baby. I need to make him food.
Remus: I’m gonna be the best goddamn big brother. Aren’t I little guy?
Roan: *happy squealing as he plays with Remus’ mustache*