Naruto: So.
Naruto: I'm in love.
Naruto: with Sasuke.
Naruto: I'm in love with Sasuke.
Kakashi:
Kakashi: Our Sasuke?
Naruto: Yes.
Naruto: . . . Thoughts?
Kakashi: And prayers.
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Sasuke: I do NOT have feelings for him.
Naruto: [throws his head back while laughing, sunshine illuminating his smile]
Sasuke: fuck—.
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Sasuke: What is your type!?
Naruto: Black hair, pale, brooding. Vengeance on the brain.
Sasuke, frantically trying to keep Naruto from bleeding out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, YOU MORON!!
Naruto: Oh. Red.
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sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with you
naruto: look if you’re trying to tell me you don’t like me i’d prefer you just say it
sasuke: i’m obsessed with you actually you mean everything to me
sasuke: but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
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Sasuke : * wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Naruto : Like its slips on and off really easily.
Sasuke :
Naruto : No, I didn't mean it like that-
Sakura : We all know what you meant.
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obito: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
kakashi: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
obito: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SASUKE WITH ME
naruto, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Sakura, showing Sasuke a photo of Naruto : Yo, rate my ugly friend out of ten !
Sasuke, staring at the photo : Nine.
Sakura : Oh ! So you wanna punch him, like, nine to ten times ?
Sasuke: No, he's cute.
Sakura, envious of Naruto : Oh. Well, he's behind you, he's probably uglier in pe-
Sasuke, turning around to Naruto, grabbing his collar and French-kissing him :
Sakura: NOO-
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*Natuto is very drunk and crying*
Sai: Don't cry.
Naruto: I'm such and idiot!
Sai: No, no. There, there.
Naruto: I miss Sasuke
Sai: Oh, that's deeper than I want to go.
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