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forumjutsu · 3 months
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Sakura: Fight me!
Sasuke: Haha you're so weak. What are you gonna do? Kick me in the ankle?
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Kakashi: Why is Sasuke laying on the floor?
Naruto: Sakura kicked him very hard in the ankle
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Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Naruto: Um...Neat. *later* Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me? Naruto: Didn't you thank her? Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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loobs-ki · 1 year
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sasuke: i want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives sakura: i wake up at 4:30 AM sasuke: sasuke: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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konoha--files · 11 months
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Happy Mother's Day to one of the best Moms of anime world.
'The Cherry Blossom Queen'
Uchiha Sakura
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thelastnamikaze · 1 year
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itsnotthereallife · 2 years
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Sakura: I just heard that Naruto almost died last night!
Sasuke: I know... Natural causes.
Sakura: Sasuke, he was drowned!
Sasuke: Yes, is natural that a person die after that.
Sakura: ... Where was you last night?
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cherrycrisp · 18 days
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Sasuke: You're giving me a sticker? Sakura: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow! Sasuke: I'm not a preschooler Naruto: I'll take it- Sasuke: I earned this, back off!
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nonoel-28 · 10 months
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*Team 7 watching a scary movie*
Sakura: *curled in a blanket burrito with just her eyes visible.*
Sai: *shoveling popcorn into his mouth with eyes glued to the screen.*
Sasuke: *trying desperately to keep cool but is halfway into Sakura's lap.*
Naruto: *flails wildly when scary things happen and accidentally kicks everyone at least twice.*
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sasukesakura7 · 3 months
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Naruto: how am I supposed to ask Hinata on a date?
Sasuke: don’t. Just be like me.
Naruto: I’m not going to ask her to travel with me and then get her pregnant idiot….
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fever-dreamer97 · 9 months
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Been in a Naruto Kick. Here’s an Incorrect Quote:
Naruto: Man, why do we have to go in the bath with that perverted jerk?!
Sasuke: Because the mission is to watch him, idiot.
Sakura, walks in: Hey guys, where are you going?
Sasuke: Gotta watch over the prince at the hot springs.
Sakura: Oh…Could one of you two do me a personal favor and drown him while you’re in there?
Naruto and Sasuke:
Sakura: It doesn’t have to be actual murder, just enough for you two to go, ‘Whoa, how that happen? That’s crazy.’
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forumjutsu · 3 months
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Sasuke: Why's your hair darker?
Sakura: Oh, it gets like that in winter because there's no sunlight.
*20 minutes later*
Sasuke *punching the snow*: Give. Her. Her. Hair. Back. You. Stupid. Bitch.
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Sakura: Come on, Naruto. Nobody actually believes that Sasuke is in love with me. Naruto, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Sasuke is helplessly in love with Sakura. *Everyone raises their hand* Sakura: Sasuke, why are you raising you hand? Sasuke: ... Sakura: OH MY GOD SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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loobs-ki · 2 years
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sakura: sasuke, if i was a worm, would you still love me?
sasuke: why would you be a worm?
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ino: if i was a worm, you would still love me right?
sai: hm. sure i guess i would
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gaara: imagine me as a worm. would you still love me?
naruto: yes, but i might end up eating you
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raccinky · 17 days
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Team 7
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Sakura: Hey Naruto. Are you wearing your running bottoms... *and* your hoodie?
Kakashi: Naruto, are you going running?
Naruto: *nods*
Hinata: Have fun!
Kakashi: Oh my God. What is wrong with Naruto, Hinata?
Sasuke: Yeah, what happened? Are you guys okay?
Hinata: Naruto is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Naruto.
Sakura: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.
Hinata: He's fine. Everything's okay.
Sai: I just passed Naruto on the street running, on purpose! Oh, my God!
Hinata: Maybe I was wrong.
Sai: *out the window* Naruto! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!
Hinata: In my defense, no one on this team emotes in a normal way.
Kakashi: That's fair.
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naruto, to hinata: your laugh? it makes my day.
shikamaru, to ino: your eyes? i get lost in those.
sasuke, to sakura: your determination? i admire that.
ten ten, to neji: your happiness? i live for that.
kiba: hotel? trivago.
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