#incorrect scarlett johansson quotes

[fandomnerd9602]

Tony: what are your intentions with my younger sibling?

Natasha: to build a life, settle down, maybe raise a few kids

Tony: oh that’s-

Natasha: and screw their brains out constantly.

Tony:

Y/N: I agree with all those points!

Natash: glad to see we’re in an agreement.

Natasha and Y/N walk out arm in arm…

Tony: yeah so…yeah

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[wandas6-gf]

Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

Yelena: What’s the rule?

Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.

Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.

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[sjswrites]

Y/n: *crying in their room*

Natasha: *breaks into the room and leans against the door frame* I look too good in red. Give me a good reason to add some more.

Y/n: He- he broke up with me.

Natasha: That will work. *leaves the room*

Natasha: Yelena, let’s go! He-

Yelena: I heard everything. I knew it was a good idea to sharpen my knives.

Yelena: *stops out side the door with rope in hand* Are you coming ?

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[checkingoutforheroes]

Impossible

Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.

Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?

Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.

Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.

Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.

Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.

Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?

Natasha smiling: Good purchase.

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[scarlettblip]

Natasha: can you imagine if a centipede wore flip flops? They’d be so loud

Maria: are you drunk?

Natasha: no

Maria: that’s what concerns me

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[auroraromaximoff]

(Nat trying to practice flirting)

Nat: I made tea

Y/n: No thanks, I don’t want tea

Nat: The tea isn’t for you, it’s mine

Y/n: Then why mention it?

Nat: *shrugs* Conversation starter?

Y/n: *laughs* That’s a terrible conversation starter

Nat: Oh is it? We’re conversing aren’t we? Checkmate

Y/n: You’re lucky you’re cute

Nat: You think I’m cute? *malfunctions*

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[notanactressyayy]

⚠️ Scarlett's fandom, we got a job to do! ⚠️

I think everyone's aware of Michael Joseph Branham, the guy who's been stalking Scarlett since 2022. He knows where she lives, and sent multiple items to her house, babies toys, letters, and claims to be Cosmo's (her son) father.

Her publicist Marcel and her team are asking for our help! To send them the most information possible. Print screens, accounts, anything useful to help the police and the Law Enforcement to catch this guy.

ANY INFORMATION you have, send to @/whatsupscarlett on X (twitter), who is in direct contact with her team.

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We can also help by reporting all of his accounts on every social media (his username is basically his full name) like Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, etc.

He also tries to get in touch with Scarlett by sending dms to fanpages, thinking it's her — so also be mindful of posting about Scarlett's next events locations.

Let's do everything in our power to protect our Scarlett and put this motherfucker behind bars!!

@scarjosii22

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[writershapeholeonthedoor]

Tony: Before the quinjet takes off, make sure every small item is secure.

Wanda leans over to Natasha *quietly*: Do you feel secure?

Natasha *is fully offended*: I'm going to kill you.

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[floilee]

Natasha: You slept with Kate Bishop?

Yelena: I had no choice... She looked at me with those big blue eyes, asking a hug and I couldn't help it.

Natasha: No choice?

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[ilovesnat]

MORE POCKET SIZE SCARLY!!<3 she looks like a chick on the second one tho😭😭

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[fandomnerd9602]

Natasha flips and does the thigh move on Happy…

Pepper: Happy!?!

Happy: I’m alright

Y/N: I call next round!

Pepper: Y/N?!

Natasha saunters over to Y/N…

Natasha: your round will be in private. My place? Tonight? (Winks)

Y/N: yes ma’am

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[wandas6-gf]

Y/N: Wanna hear a joke?

Natasha: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Natasha *sighs*: Why?

Y/N: To get to the idiots house. Knock Knock.

Natasha: Who’s there?

Y/N: The chicken.

Natasha:

Y/N:

Natasha: I won’t punch you in the face on one condition.

Y/N: …yeah?

Natasha: Go tell that joke to Tony.

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[sambesketching]

Natasha: I will torture you now.

Wanda: Kinky.

Natasha: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Wanda: Wait-

Natasha: You deserve to be cared for.

Wanda: *backs up* N-No-

Natasha: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Wanda: I NEED A SAFEWORD!

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[delulu-with-wandanat]

(LORD HELP AS THEY’RE STILL) Stuck in Our Universe

Elizabeth: So what’s your character like in real life?

Scarlett: Natasha? She is delightful! She’s such a strong and caring woman, I admire her a lot. What about yours?

Elizabeth: Oh Wanda? She's uh... *looks back*

Wanda:

Elizabeth: Yea, I don't think she likes me very much-

Scarlett: Really? She's seems so sweet to me though.

-Wanda to Scarlett-

Scarlett: *Trying to reach something from a high cabinet.*

Wanda: Oh let me get that for you, Scarlett! *uses her powers*

Scarlett: Why thank you dear! You're so sweet.

Wanda: You’re welcome IHIHIHI- *blushing, giggling, bouncing on her feet.*

-Wanda to Elizabeth-

Elizabeth: *Struggles to reach a food from an even higher cabinet*

Wanda:

Elizabeth: Could really put that power to a good use-

Wanda: Starve. *leaves*

Elizabeth af:

-Back to present-

Elizabeth: Yea, that's probably cause you have her gf's face.

Scarlett: Well-

Elizabeth: I feel like she got some self-deprecating issues, but instead of letting it out in the mirror she lets it out to me.

Scarlett: That's a bold assumption-

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[d3adp00ls]

Y/n running into the living room where everyone is at: NATASHA SAID SHE IS IN LOVE WITH ME!!!

Natasha:I did not.

Y/n: yessss I told you on the phone “don’t say anything if you’re in love with me” and guess what? You didn’t say anything.

Natasha: I literally told you I wouldn’t hear you for a moment because I walked away

Y/n: Lies

Natasha: Really?

Y/n: yup!! You’re just scared that everyone will know that you are total simp for me, but that’s ok because I too, am a simp for you.

Natasha: you’re delusional.

Y/n: You’re in denial.

Natasha: IM THE ONE IN DENIAL???

Y/n: Yes.

Steve: y/n I think you’re the one in denial..

Y/n: oh shut up old man I’m not in denial Nat is.

Wanda: what is she denial about?

Y/n: her love for me.

Natasha: Y/n…

Y/n: I was recording the whole call I have proof

Natasha: so you also recorded the part where I said I was leaving.

Y/n:….

Natasha: Yeah that’s what i thought.

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[scarlettblip]

Maria: do you ever think to yourself “hey maybe I shouldn’t do that?”

Natasha: yes but then it’s quickly followed by Clint’s voice saying “yolo”

Maria: you put too much trust into that man

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