#incorrect scott quote

[jakascoo]

Scott: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

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[scottywolf]

Stiles: Duck!

Scott: [quickly getting down]

Derek, getting hit: Ow! What the hell, Stiles?!

Stiles: I told you to duck!

Derek: How was I supposed to know that you would hit me with a bat?

Stiles: Scott ducked.

Derek: Scott is used to your crazy antics!

Scott: I have 10 years of experience.

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[49311grayson]

[TW/Sterek] Pretty Please

Stiles: Please? For me?

Derek, confused: What are you doing with your face?

Stiles, blinking: Nothing. It's just my normal, innocent face. I'm not doing anything.

Derek, frown: Yes, you did. That look on your face. Don't.

Stiles, blinking quickly: Oh! You mean— THIS sad puppy look?

Derek, blushing: Nice try. I won't fall for that.

Stiles: C'mon Der bear, you know you love it and you can't resist.

Derek: No! You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do exactly what you wa-

Stiles, blinking again: Please, for me?

Derek: Damn it! I'm gonna rip whoever taught you that into pieces.

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Scott： *sneezes*

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Woah! You managed to escape the Hale house? That must have taken some serious cunning! Stiles: It certainly did! -----[earlier]----- Stiles: Can I go outside? Derek: Okay, but be safe, it's getting dark. Call me when you're home. Stiles: Okay! [walks out the front door]

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

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[moonch8ld]

Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2579

Can't tell you how impossible it is to choose one single image of the Ghoul Boys being in cahoots. (Dialogue from zoenone0none on twitter.)

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[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Scott: It’s funny how well you and Derek work so well as a couple. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Stiles: Derek hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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[jakascoo]

Scott: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Kyle: Hi. Scott: Melts down in a flustered heap of softness.

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[ilexdiapason]

(source)

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[scottywolf]

Stiles: When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a magician. Scott: Tell them why you stopped? Stiles: I... I almost cut someone in half with a saw. Derek: What the fuck?? Isaac: What kind of kid were you? Stiles: I didn't know a magician was fake! I thought they were real! That's why I didn't become one. Isaac: That's why?? Derek: Not you nearly cutting a kid in half?! Stiles: The kid was fine. My dad stopped me before I could hurt him. Isaac: Poor guy. At least he's safe from you now. Stiles: Huh? He's standing right beside me. Scott: I'm the kid. Derek: And you still ended up being best friends?! Isaac: I take it back. What's wrong with the both of you?!

#teen wolf #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #derek hale #incorrect teen wolf quotes

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

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[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Scott, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. 

Martyn: You're kinda ugly.

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[gfmaximoff]

Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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