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sluty-hanfu · 5 months

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It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

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3kidsinacoat · 1 month

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Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 1 year

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Shang Qinghua: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Shang Qinghua: My king and Luo Binghe are still mad about it, but me and Cucumber-Bro were drunk and thought it was funny.

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 8 months

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Shang Qinghua: My king, there’s something I wanted to ask yo-

Mobei-Jun: Yes, I’ll marry you.

Shang Qinghua: What?! How did you know?

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua, love of my life, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Shang Qinghua:

Mobei-Jun: I even picked it up once.

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undertheredhood · 2 months

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the ghost of liu qingge: i killed you, and you killed me!

the other peak lords: shen qingqiu, why’d you kill that guy?

shen jiu: motherfucker, he killed himself!

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inakidoesthings · 16 days

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peak fanfiction

#svsss incorrect quotes #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu

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thlassicalamity · 5 months

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learning after effects by. doing whatever this is, apparently

#luo binghe #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #incorrect svsss quotes #mxtx #incorrect mxtx #i just did tutorials until i figured out how to edit the curves for keyframes and then was like #'i'll figure the rest out by making a binghe edit'. first of all. you and what content.#and then this took me like. Way too many fucking hours anyway. ...i genuinely don't want to talk about it. learning programs is hard #this was not how i was supposed to be spending my free time this week. oops. learning valuable new tools can be productive.#even if it occurs through creating. this #anwyay i've been thinking about that post + illustration together ever since i saw the image for the first time

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karen-chan-nya · 3 months

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Qing Jing disciple: Shizun, who is you second-favorite?

Shen Qingqiu: This master has no favorites.

Qing Jing disciple: And who is Luo-shixiong then?

Shen Qingqiu: …

Shen Qingqiu: This master has no second-favorites.

#he tried to be professional #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingqiu #luo binghe #qing jing peak #svsss #svsss incorrect quotes #scum villains self saving system

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scumplanecucumberaircraft · 7 months

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Shang Qinghua to Shen Jiu: Pros and cons of dating me.  Shang Qinghua: Pros. You'll be the attractive one.  Shang Qinghua: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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sakyira · 11 months

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Shen Qingqiu: Liu-shidi, we tried things your way.

Liu Qingge: No we didn't.

Shen Qingqiu: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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fanfictionroxs · 1 year

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Mobei-Jun: *grunts*

Luo Binghe: Ok boomer

*cue confused icicle, offended hamster, giggling cucumber and proud protagonist*

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cumplaneshootingtowardsthesky · 23 days

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And now, i gladly present my incorrect quotes for SVSSS

LB: *walking into SQQ’s room* “shizun please see to it that-“

*room is empty except for a shriveled up mushroom on the bed*

LB: “…shizun?” *turns to maid* “where’s my husband?”

•meanwhile, in the Holy Mausoleum•

SQQ: *wakes up in his original body* “…IM BACK IN THIS FUCKING BODY AGAINNN?!?!? OH MY GOD.”

SQQ: *thinking* i may not be the straightest guy but i am straight…

system: *INSANELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: WTF??? SYSTEM I AM NOT GAY??

system: *ANOTHER EVEN LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: SYSTEM STOP IM NOT GAY??!!

System: *ANOTHER LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: SYSTEM IM NOT GAY

system: “OOC!! OOC!!! -500 B-POINTS” *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

SQQ: *tears streaming down face*

basically svsss:

SQQ: i didn't want to eat with him, but i didn't have a choice…i would’ve lost 5k b-points if i declined.

LB: “you look nice shizun…”

SQQ: “fuck you.” but it’s true…i do look nice. the system forced me to wear a beautiful gown that was just my size…skinny..but i missed my old rags. they smelled like bald donkey shit, but they were mine… *he looks down at his food* “you’ve probably poisoned it” *he says sassily*

LB: *takes a bite to prove he hasn’t*

SQQ: *tries it* damn! the food tastes just as good as it looks…which makes me angry..i don’t need his homemade food!

LB: *smirks at SQQ*

SQQ: he smirks at me, an evil, sexy, evil, sexy, smirk that shows off his pecs..UGH!! i CANT keep thinking like this!! he LITERALLY kidnapped me!!! i don't need him, or his fancy evil castle, or his homemade food, or OP-ness, or plot-armor, or the fact that they brushed my hair for the first time in five years!

and now some cumplane antics

*cumplane doing karaoke*

SQH: “OH FUCK ITS IN KOREAN!!”

SQQ: “oh my god do you know-“

SQH: “SHIT-“ *disney knees stance* “외로운 날들이여 모두 다 안녕 내 마음속의 눈물들도 이제는 안녕 !! (^_-)-☆”

SQQ: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

SQQ: *telling SQH what happened at the water prison*

SQH: “yk what it’s giving?”

SQQ: “hm?”

SQH: “it’s giving wattpad”

*both start dying of laughter*

SQH: “so i’ve been talking to mobei-jun for a couple of weeks and i think i’m ready to ask him out”

SQQ: “i mean that’s cool that you wanna go out with him but…i heard that he only likes guys with blonde hair like-”

SQH: *hair is now blonde*

SQQ: “…bro.”

SQH: “i-i’m just chillin (·ิω·ิ)”

SQQ: “nah like how are you gonna change your entire self for a man bro like-“

SQH: “bro..he has..a hot…brother”

SQQ: *hair is also blonde now*

SQH: ( ·ิ-·ิ) …

SQQ: “see that’s a different story..”

SQH: “that’s what i’m sayin (๑·̀ㅂ·́)و✧”

airplane bro: *creates origami swan*

Shen qingqiu: “oh what’s that? can i see it?”

AB: *hands it to him* “it’s a paper swan ^_^” *clearly very proud of it*

SQQ: *smashes it and tears it up and sets it on fire* “a dead paper swan.”

AB: *tears stream down face*

*the sun gets blocked out for SQQ… it’s Mobei-Jun*

*the sun gets blocked out for MJ… it’s Luo Binghe*

Thank you for your time.

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3kidsinacoat · 1 month

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sqq: ah but liu-shidi, the society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools, and that's why we should get married

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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Shen Qingqiu: God, if only someone loved me…

Liu Qingge: *standing behind him with roses*

Luo Binghe: *holding box of chocolates*

Zhuzhi-Lang: *has balloons and a card*

Shang Qinghua: *facepalms* This is sad.

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saccharanth · 2 years

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shen yuan is having a grand old time with luo bingge at PIDWcon

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undertheredhood · 24 days

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shen qingqiu (shen yuan): at the end of the day shang qinghua, I AM A MAN!

shang qinghua: a man whose GAY! you like men, get that through your head!

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