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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 24 days

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*on a hike*

Meliodas: It’s beautiful out here.

Merlin: And quiet.

King:...Too quiet.

Diane: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Ban with a bear in a headlock*

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justyouraverageotaku · 3 months

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Ban: Merlin, I screwed up, big time.

Merlin: Ban, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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designation-zi · 5 months

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She’s fed up with them (affectionately)

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welivetodream · 21 days

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Dazai, slamming his glass: why doesn't he love me, dammit!

Oda: maybe you should calm down a little; following him around and spying on him would come off as creepy to him.

Ango, massaging his temples: I have no idea how you haven't gotten arrested for spying!

Dazai: maybe because we are fucking criminals that work in the Mafia, Ango? I don't think Chuuya would report ME to the police of all people....

Oda: what if he reports you to the boss?

Dazai: the boss is the one who gave me the idea of spying on Chuuya to get his attention! He has been helping me all along!

Oda:......

Ango: that sounds like him.

*Meanwhile*

Chuuya: that idiot mackerel has been following me around for a week! Can you stop him?

Mori: interesting, have you thought of giving in and going out with him?

Chuuya: of course no----wait a minute! THAT'S your question? Shouldn't you stop that crazy ass behaviour?

Mori: I have decided to send you two on a joint mission to Hawaii....for a month.

Chuuya: huh? What will we do there? Have a honeymoon?

Mori:....

Chuuya: NOOOOO

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erizia · 4 months

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Meliodas: I wonder what's wrong with me.

Ban: You're five feet tall and the oldest out of us.

Gowther: You're morally bankrupt.

Merlin: You're seriously traumatised.

King: You're a sexual deviant.

Escanor: You tried to kill me.

Diane: You suck at chess.

Meliodas:

Meliodas: I meant what's causing my headache!

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demigod-with-a-quirk · 10 months

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Y/N giving a dead look: I'll come back later chuuya: they looks like they can kill someone Dazai sipping tea: I hope they kill someone

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mackerel22 · 4 months

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Dazai: I hope I get run over.

Atsushi: Aww, come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Dazai, sighs: Fine, I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

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whathappenedtobees · 1 year

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Poe: Why is my hand shaking?

Ranpo: Your Skeleton is ready to hatch.

Poe: That's so ominous. thank you!

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jeireilostt · 1 year

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Chuuya: Black suit or red suit?

Mafia subordinate 1: oh I don’t know you’d look good with either sir

Chuuya: uh well- thank you but I’m having trouble deciding between them so I was hoping someone else could pick

Mafia sub 2: either way sir you’ll look amazing

Chuuya: ok- no. Thank you. seriously

Chuuya: and it’s great that you guys think so highly of me and this ISNT a test

Chuuya: I just- what suit do you think would look best?

Mafia sub 3: You look nice already sir

Chuuya: oh my fucking god- DAZAI

Dazai: hm?

Chuuya: Black suit or red suit?

Dazai: Black- The red makes you look like a bitch

Chuuya: thank you *eye roll*

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the-ghost-sin · 6 months

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Ban: you look tired

Meliodas, casually: well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

Meliodas: *sips coffee*

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inamagicalhallucination · 10 months

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atsushi: my plan is that i’m trying to look on the bright side of things, take time for myself and keep a positive attitude and surely that will fix my problems

atsushi: my back up plan is cocaine

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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 1 month

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Elaine: What’s the status up here?

Helbram: Fucked up, about to die, Quin’s a nerd. The usual.

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justyouraverageotaku · 3 months

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Meliodas (with Ban): Two bros!

Meliodas: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Meliodas: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS F#CK!

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designation-zi · 17 days

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Uzi: Ugh, bite me!

N: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

N: Bite me for the rest of our lives.

Uzi: *incoherent flustered noises*

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welivetodream · 3 months

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Dazai: We're like a big happy family! And I am the dad, and Kunikida's the mom!

Kunikida: why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Atsushi: I know they are probably thinking I am the son. But I am not. I will be the gay emo cousin.

Junichiro: I will be the son, that hotshot whose only dream is...to be a star✨

Ranpo: I feel like I'll be a fresh out of jail uncle

Yosano: and I am the sassy aunt, who talks shit about everyone

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erizia · 5 months

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Meliodas: If this is my last night with you all, I wish to tell you all my true thoughts about each of you.

Meliodas: Diane. You're much more clever than anyone gives you credit for. You have a good heart and I'm so proud of you.

Diane, tearful: Oh Captain...

Meliodas: Ban. You're a whore.

Ban, weeping: Oh Captain!

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