#incorrect sdv quotes

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Sebastian: Farmer is the main reason that I get out of bed in the morning.

Sam: That's sweet.

Farmer, earlier that morning: *Banging on Sebastian's bedroom door* WAKE UP, YOU DEPRESSED FUCK!

Sebastian, smiling: Yeah, it is.

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[sdv-iq]

Pierre: So let me get this straight-

Sam: More like let me run this bi you

Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out

Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation

The Farmer: I’m gay

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[deluzionalfantisea]

Sam: You fucking chainsmoker

Sebastian: Ew I don’t like that band

Abigail: No this is an intervention

Sebastian: For the chainsmokers? Yeah you should intervene with their shit music

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[iwouldmovetostardewvalley]

Farmer: "I will now torture you." Shane: "Kinky." Farmer: "I think you are sweet and beautiful." Shane: "Wait." Farmer: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." Shane: "No." Farmer: "Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard." Shane: "I need a safeword!"

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[sam-himbocanons]

seb: sometimes i like to put random things in sam's food and see if he notices seb: you wouldn't believe the shit he eats anyway

-

seb: i got a burrito for you sam: oh thanks! sam: *bites off a chunk of creamy nut butter and beef* what woul' i do wifout you shebby this is delicioush seb: want some juice with that? sam: sure! wow you're so kind today seb *slurps suspiciously chunky orange juice* sam: if i didn't know any better i would think you're up to something! sam: wait sam: these aren't poisoned or anything right?

-

*horrendous noises coming from sam's bathroom* abby: excuse me why is sam shitting out of both ends seb: must've been something he ate :)

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[marce-mallow]

Alex: I just saw two primary school kids in a fistfight, so obviously I had to step in.

Penny: Oh, good for y—

Alex: They didn’t stand a chance >:]

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[bookishnewt]

The Farmer: I would do anything for money.

*later*

The Farmer, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

———————

Who’s blood is it? You decide.

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[mythracle]

Harvey opens up his SayOut confession link and Mona decides to do gamer shit:

watch out my dearest farmer, doctor on the loose.

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[sdv-said-what]

When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.

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[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Alex: What are your pronouns?

Farmer: They/them. Why?

Alex: Oh, thanks. I'm gonna go home and complain about you later and I don't wanna get it wrong.

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[sdv-iq]

Sam: Telling someone “You are shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults

Sam: “You are not shit” is reassurance

Sam: “You are not the shit” is an insult

Sam: “You are the shit” is a compliment

Sam: Isn’t that weird?

Shane, in his head: Only ten more minutes to closing, only ten more minutes to closing, ONLY TEN MORE MINS-

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[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane: When I was your age-

Sebastian, mocking him: When I was your height.

Shane:

Shane: Listen here you little shit-

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[iwouldmovetostardewvalley]

Farmer, about Lewis: "He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone."

Marnie: "I'm gone."

Farmer: "Now go chop his dick off!"

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[sam-himbocanons]

middle school conversations

sam: boobies are awesome seb: agreed sam: you agree??? seb: um yeah? birds are cool abby: he's talking about tits dumdum seb: tit birds are cool too??? am i missing something

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[timdrakesbussy]

An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we? #and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi #they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary #emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!! #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian

[oreostarlight]

Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!

Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…

Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.

Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-

Sam: They’re left-handed.

Penny:

Sam:

Farmer:

Penny: YOU WHAT

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