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Catwoman: Batman’s such a two-faced bitch.
Jason: *Turns to face Selina* Do tell. Pour the tea. I want the hot tea. *Picks up cup* Cup is empty, fill it.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 9 months
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Selina: Something tells me Harley's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Harley, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Ivy isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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incorrectbatfam · 8 days
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Damian: *finds a stray cat*
Damian: Can we keep it?
Selina: Your dad is allergic.
Damian: Father can stay outside.
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days
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Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.
Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?
Dick: No.
Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?
Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?
Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.
Dick: That- that's not a thing.
Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.
Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?
Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.
Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.
Dick: They're not real guns.
Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?
Dick: What's gay about NASA?
Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.
Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.
Tim: Specifically the apparel.
Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.
Tim: *nods*
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crybabylulu · 9 months
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This is correct and no I will not take criticism pt 4
Talia: *walking into the dinning room at Wayne manor*
Bruce: *sees her walk in* how’d you get in here?
Talia: beloved…really?
Bruce: *sighs knowing he has to fix his security systems*
Damian: hello mother
Talia: hello my heart *walks over to Damian and kissed his head*
Bruce: Talia what are you doing here?
Talia: *sees Jason* oh there’s my big boy *goes over to him and kisses his head as well*
Jason: *just looks at Bruce and gives him a shit eating grin*
Talia: I’m here to see my children of course. I have to check in from time to time to make sure you aren’t messing up
Bruce: *looks at her sideways*
Cass: *walks into the dinning room*
Talia: my sweet girl *goes over to Cassandra and gives her a hug*
Alfred: *walks in* I’m glad you could make it for dinner Miss Talia
Bruce: *looks at Alfred sideways*
*bonus*
Selina: *walking in and stealing shit cause Talia disabled all the security systems*
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clerkwithamouth · 2 years
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Damian: *listening to a YouTube video* "You are my fire..."
Jason *quietly*: "The one desire..."
Tim *half-asleep*: "Believe when I say..."
Steph *not looking up from her phone*: "I want it that way."
Dick *bursting in* "TELL ME WHY..."
Everyone *unenthusiastically*: "ain't nothin' but a heartache."
Dick: "TEEEEEELLLLLL ME WHY..."
Everyone: "ain't nothin' but a mistake."
Dick *pointing at Damian*: "Now Robin 5!"
Damian: "I never wanna hear you say..."
Dick: WOO!
Everyone: "I want it that way."
Selina *from the other room*: "So those are your kids?"
Bruce *sitting across from her, aggressively downing his tea*: "Those are my kids."
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Bruce: I think I’m going to marry Selina.
Alfred: …
Dick: …
Tim: …
Steph: …
Jason: …
Damian: …
Cass: …
Bruce: Any thoughts?
Tim: And prayers. You’re going to need them.
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confused-wanderer · 2 months
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Incorrect batfam quotes as things I’ve heard as a college student that definitely fit them:
Dick: Stop copying me!
Jason: StOp CoPyInG mE!
Dick: Oh my god you’re so annoying
Jason: oh my god you’re so annoying
Dick: I love you
Jason:
Dick: Say it bro
Jason: *booking it to the door*
Dick : SAY IT BACK MOTHERFUCK-
Barbara: .. wait I’m lost now
Stephanie: Girl I’ve been lost a long time ago
*while the batboys are doing laundry*
Dick: .. hey Jason?
Jason: yeah?
Dick: I put money and my clothes in the washing machine but it won’t start. Could you try?
Jason *stares at it and gently pries the door open before slamming it shut with such force that it swings open again*
Dick: DONT BREAK IT I PAID FOR THIS MAN
Jason: Hold on lemme try some- *swings harder*
Tim: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IDIOT ??
Washer *beeps and starts washing*
Duke: ah.. such a peaceful day and gorgeous vie-
*hears screaming in the distance*
Duke: Aaand we’re walking-
Tim: I’m sorry but could you tell me how to spell your name? I’m trying to save your contact.
Damian: It doesn’t matter.
Tim: Of course it does! I just want to make sure I spell it right.
Damian: No, seriously. It doesn’t matter how you spell it. That’s not even my real name.
Jason and Damian having breakfast in silence at a restaurant
Damian: so I have a knife in my room.
Bruce: And there’s this girl in the bathroom who’s been crying there for hours! And I don’t even know who it is, I can just see her shoes
Selina : Wait let’s check it out
Bruce: .. isn’t that an invasion of her privacy?
Selina: you’re no fun… I wonder what’s going on
Bruce: well she was talking to her friend about *insert very oddly specific rant about every microscopic detail*
Selina:
Bruce: ? What?
Selina: ..and youre trashing me for tryna find out who it is.
Bruce: Hey I was debating if I should call out and ask her if she was okay
Selina: Mhmm. Nosy. Imma go check-
Bruce: I have to fill my bottle anyways so I guess I’ll join..
— later —
Harley: and then what happened?
Selina: This mf was waiting for me outside while I found out and then I shooed him away to fill his bottle. And then we both watched as he placed it under the tap only for it to immediately start overflowing
Harley *howling with laughter*
Bruce: IT WAS HALF- EMPTY
Selina: It was FULL
Bruce: ..you’re exaggerating
Selina: Girl be for real you’re just as nosy as I am, that’s why we get along so well~
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Barbara: Any luck finding Jason? Dick: Nope. I looked at the bar where he goes to play pool, the bar where he goes to fight, the bar where he goes to sing karaoke, and the bar where he goes to actually drink, and he wasn't at any of them. Selina: You know, It used to be that you went to one bar to do all that stuff - maybe two if you do karaoke - but now it's like everybody separates the activities... Dick: No, most people still just have the one or two hangout bars. Jason just does this to...keep things interesting. Selina: And what's that code for? Bruce: Make it hard for us to find him when we need him because he doesn't wanna do stuff.
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iwannabealice · 1 month
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Damian Wayne has started volunteering at the animal hospital. He loves it there to the point where he is determined to become a veterinarian. He has also started to help at the Gotham Wayne family animal rescue. He has raised lots of funds and is activity involved in the care of the animals. He himself has also adopted many of them and has plans on expanding the Gotham animal sanctuary and shelters. His brothers, sister, and other family members are also deeply involved in this endeavor especially his mother who has has her own animal sanctuary/hospital and donates and fundraises for many organizations helping any and all animals in need. Damian’s step mother Selina is also heavily involved like his mother but she is also a very big contributor to helping eradicate poaching and the illegal sale and ownership of animals. 
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jasonsthunderthighs · 11 months
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Selina: *Clappin to each word* We are not rehabs for broken men.
Bruce: *Clappin to each word* We are not banks for broke women.
Jason: *Clappin to each word* We are famers, bum da dum dum dum dum dum.
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 9 months
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Harley: I didn't drink that much last night. Selina: You were flirting with Ivy. Harley: So what? They're my partner. Selina: You asked if they were single. Selina: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Selina: Bruce, is this the way you pictured married life?
Bruce: Yes, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132
Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.
Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.
Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.
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arguablysomaya · 2 years
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robin!dick: i need advice
bruce: with what?
dick: with love. how did you know you were in love with selina?
bruce: …
bruce: i’m in love with selina?
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