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#incorrect seventeen quotes
spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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Woozi: "| wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy.
Woozi: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.
Woozi: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 166cm tall give me the gun bitch.
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seventeeeeeeen · 2 months
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Chan: *crying*
Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.
Chan: I'd rather have a hug
Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then
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mangocustard16 · 4 months
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THROWBACK TO CARATS GATEKEEPING SEVENTEEN FROM ARMYS
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SEVENTEEN: We don't deserve your love. carats:*hugs* No, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!! SEVENTEEN: You know that's not true, cara- carats: You can only accept mine, though. SEVENTEEN: ... carats: What!!? I get jealous easily.
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scoups: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. carats: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win! *later* scoups: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
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multifandom-disaster · 3 months
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Interviewer: So... Seungcheol. What exactly do you do for work? Seungcheol [with absolutely no shame]: Mostly I just stick by Jeonghan and look either pretty or intimidating depending on what the situation requires. Jeonghan: He is very good at his job. Jeonghan: Husband, bodyguard and eye-candy all rolled into one.
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thepixelelf · 11 months
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Vernon: hi my name is Vernon with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my whole—
Joshua: stop stop stop. Where?
Vernon: hm?
Joshua: where's the B?
Vernon: there's a beeeeE?!
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The8: I’m going out I’ll be back later
S.Coups: Take Mingyu with you
The8: I swear you’ve assigned him to me like some sort of service dog or something
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kingdokyeom · 10 months
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The8: [On live] He is not the love of your life! He is literally just a guy!
The8: Hit him with your car!!!
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weird-bookworm · 11 months
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Soonyoung: Is it just me or do the new trainees keep making fun of me? Minghao: Who was it? Give me their names so I can end them. Soonyoung: Minghao, nervously: With a scathing letter to Bang PD-nim, of course.
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miidorei · 22 days
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I don't think I can ever read the word scoops properly again
.... S-coops
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spiltinksky · 8 months
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Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Jihoon: Why?
Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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Hoshi, recording: Jun, Carats wants to know if you're secretly an octopus.
Jun, counting his limbs: One, two, three, four. So, no.
Jun: Wait! I could be an octopus that had four of its tentacles chopped off!
Jun: Okay, if I were an octopus with four legs cut off, how would we be able to tell?
Hoshi: I guess if you jumped against a wall you'd stick-
Jun: *sprints, slams into a wall, and falls down*
Hoshi: ...
Jun, on the ground: I am not an octopus.
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seventeeeeeeen · 11 months
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Mingyu, holding a rock: Wonwoo-hyung just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."
Minghao: I'm telling you man, if you don't marry him I will.
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mangocustard16 · 4 months
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woozi:*annoyed*: i love being with y'all, you really keep me on my toes mingyu: yeah you're 5'5" hyung, most things do
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dokyeom: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. the8: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you. carats: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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