Kaz: You just said 'I love you.'
Y/N: *Panicking* I say I love you all the time!
Y/N: *To Jesper as he walks past* I love you, Jes.
Jesper: Aww, I love you too, Y/N.
Y/N: See? Means nothing.
Jesper: Hey!
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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kaz: Pros and cons of dating me.
kaz: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
kaz: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Kaz: *dies*
Jesper: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Nina: Bullshit. One month.
Matthias: Six weeks.
Wylan, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAZ JUST DIED!
Inej, scratching her chin in thought: Eight days.
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Wylan: You said you didn't feel butterflies in your tummy around me
Jesper: THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU FEED ME THEM
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Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.
Pretty sure this is part 23
Wylan: I’ve got anxiety, I DON’T fall over
Jesper: … what?
Wylan: I am very steady on my feet
Jesper: Who trusted me with adult money? Today I impulse bought a pomegranate for literally no reason except that it was there and I wanted it. I think I’m gonna put it in a salad but now I have to figure out how to cut it
Wylan: How do you not know how to cut a pomegranate?
Jesper: Well I’ve never bought a pomegranate before
Wylan: How have you never bought a pomegranate before????
Jesper: Just spoke to my Da he said he doesn’t think he’s ever bought a pomegranate in his entire life
Wylan: HOW!??????
Wylan: It’s actually on my mind 24/7
Jesper: I don’t know what’s on my mind 24/7, it’s just like a duck - no, it’s a goose just like revolving
Jesper: What brain cells? I’ve just got a goose
[about a minute later]
Jesper: There’s no real way of understanding how my brain works. If I was the Truman show people would be so confused
Nina: I don’t try to be iconic, I just am
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Nina: I love to gaslight men
Matthias: what is gaslighting?
Nina: Don't play dumb hun, you already know
Matthias: No I don't
Inej: Yes you do
Matthias: No I don't???
Nina: I literally told you yesterday
Matthias: No you did not.
Jesper: I heard that convo she did tell you
Matthias: Bye I'm off to hellgate
Wylan: No you aren't
Matthias: Yes I am
Wylan: Oh ok bye
Matthias: deeply confused and traumatized
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Kaz: Is everything okay in there?
Y/N: *Trying to dye their hair but it's gone completely wrong* Everythings wrong, nothing is fine!
Kaz: What?
Y/N: I ment everythings fine, nothings wrong!
Kaz: Yeah, for some reason I'm not buying that...
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Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??
@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2
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Kaz & Y/n: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Wylan: What?!
Kaz & Y/n: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
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Genya: damn this is too heavy
Y/N: I got this. *raises voice* Gee! This is too heavy for me! I wonder if a strong and incredibly handsome man could help me?!
Nikolai: *appears*
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Inej; Kaz, I’m a little concerned.
Kaz, covered in cuts, bruises, and a gunshot wound: Is it because I’ve been wearing these pants for seven months straight? I’m gonna wash them this weekend, I swear.
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