#incorrect shakespeare quote

[so-true-jestie]

beatrice: this is my ex-fiancé. we ended our engagement last week.

benedick: there was a huge fuss, everyone cried.

hero, in the distance: BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR WEDDING

#you know they would do something like this #much ado about nothing #beatrice x benedick #shakespeare #incorrect shakespeare quote

[incorrect--shakespeare-quotes]

Romeo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Mercutio: The car takes a screenshot.

Benvolio: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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[iamnmbr3]

Shakespeare Characters Playing Chess

Horatio: ...

Horatio: ...

Horatio: It’s your move! 

Hamlet: I’m thinking.

Horatio: This is boring.

Hamlet: Not for the audience. They can hear my internal monologue. And let me tell you. It’s a banger. 

**

Aufidius: You can’t move there. It puts you in check. 

Coriolanus: Don’t tell me what to do.

Aufidius: Fine. Then I'll just take your king.

Coriolanus: *throws the entire board at him*

Aufidius: ...

Coriolanus: ...

Aufidius: Your place or mine?

**

Henry IV: Checkmate.

Richard II: ... Really?

Henry IV: Too soon?

**

Brutus: You win. What do you want for your prize? 

Cassius: Your solemn promise that you acknowledge I’m the superior strategist and next time you’ll follow my lead on planning.

Brutus: ... :/

**

Dauphin: Your king is surrounded and you have 5 pieces left. Are you sure you’re not ready to concede?

Henry V:  No. And I won’t change my mind so stop asking.

*1 epic speech later*

Henry V: Checkmate 

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[incorrectmacbeth]

Lady MacDuff: So what do you like about Macbeth if it’s not his looks?

Lady Mac: Idk I like his personality?

Lady MacDuff: Really???

Lady Mac:

Lady Mac: Yeah no it’s not that either

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[glassycloudedeyes]

Lady Macbeth, seeing blood on her hands: I’m not going to be able to gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way out of this one

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[somelonelywordmonger]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day... you're sweaty.

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[bbuce]

Shakespeare

translation: ugh! come here and eat my hat you lazy fool!

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[marvelyningreen]

Stephano: Trinculo, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES!”

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[seer918]

Random character idea #1

Southern US type who misquotes Shakespear trying to seem cultured “Somethin’s fucky in the state a’ Kentucky” “Shall ah compare thee to a sum’bitch?” And ocasionally they’d get shockingly close like “ONCE MORE INTA THE BREECH, DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE! FOR AH WISH TA FILL THAT HOLE WITH THEM REDCOAT DEAD!”

#character idea #random thoughts #I'll be honest this started because I fucked up remembering the first quote #tw swearing #southern #shakespeare #incorrect shakespeare quote

[so-true-jestie]

benedick, yelling: don't talk to me, beatrice. did i mention i'm still single?

beatrice, through a megaphone: sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of my lack of a husband!

hero: ... are you hearing this?

claudio: what, the mating call of two idiots?

#i love these two idiots #much ado about nothing #beatrice x benedick #shakespeare #incorrect shakespeare quote

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Claudio: So what's it like dating Beatrice?

Benedick: Once, I asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

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[iamnmbr3]

Coriolanus : In republican Rome *I* banish *YOU*

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[incorrectmacbeth]

Ross: So apparently, when Macduff said “fuck Macbeth” he did NOT actually mean “have sexual intercourse with Macbeth the man who murdered my family”.

Lennox: The more you know!

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[azmaarts]

Tim: Shit.

Bruce: Language!

Damian: Kol khara!

Bruce: Language!

Steph: Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Bruce: Language!

Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a "son of a bitch," you pigeon-livered saucy lackey!? Maltworm spat out of a mouldy rogue! Rare parrot teacher! Your—

Bruce: —Language!

Dick: Yeah! What the frick-frack tickity tic-tac snik-snak, bro?

Bruce: ...

Bruce: What the fuck.

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[wheretobuygoodurl]

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