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Key: don’t be ashamed of who are are. That’s your parents job
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cosmiclatte28 · 2 years
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mark: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. kai: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. baekhyun: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting. kai: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.
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Kibum : You stalked me
Taemin : He stalked me too
Jonghyun : I have the same feeling
Onew : ...
Minho : Come on guys knowing your favourite colour isn't stalking!
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harringroveera · 1 month
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Everyone in the room is a suspect and Billy is gonna find out who ate his pretzel
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tanked-up · 4 months
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Off to rescue him ig…
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Part 20 of my collection
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Taemin: Having ADHD is kinda funny because it's like being possessed by yourself.
Taemin: The demon inside me is telling me to headbang to the Goolings for five hours and that demon is me.
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SHINee as kids test answers
Onew
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Jonghyun
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Key
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Minho
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sol-insidious · 5 months
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Not to fully canonize the Sequel Trilogy in my DinLuke delusions, but if The Force Awakens was basically a modern remix of A New Hope, I’m imagining how funny it would be if the trend continued and we had a Bespin Landing-esque scene in The Last Jedi with Luke and *his* ex.
Luke, pausing from duct-taping the Falcon together: “Wait, is that Concordia?”
Rey & Finn: “…..yes?”
Luke: “I have a plan.”
Luke: “NO, I don’t have a landing permit, but could you please let me reach The Mand‘alor?”
Concordia: [Who is this???]
Luke: “Someone who was *this* close to being alo’riduur if I didn’t ship off his son in an X-wing.”
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what-if-nct · 1 month
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Doyoung: You guys can't adopt a 30 year old man.
Taeyong: B..but it's Taemin.
Ten: He wants to live with us.
Taemin: I was promised treats. Where are they?
Kun: No you have to give him back to Key.
Key: *putting down Taemin's bags* No the hell they don't. He's your problem now.
Taemin: He'll be back.
Key: Minho start the car I'll just jump in hurry.
Taemin: Well who's room am I staying in?
Taeyong: Mine, Baekhyun's in there too. He may not be wearing clothes but you'll get used it.
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siriuslygay1981 · 4 months
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THE SUN DOESNT MEAN TO HURT ANYONE, THE SUN CANNOT CONTROL HOW IT AFFECTS OTHERS, DO NOT BLAME THE SUN FOR BEING WHAT IT WAS CREATED TO DO.
HE IS THE SUN HE BRINGS YOU WARMTH, HE GIVES YOU HAPPINESS HES BRIGHT AND HE DOESNT MEAN TO HURT, HAVENT YOU HEARD!! DONT FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN
IT ISNT HIS FAULT, HES JUST BRIGHT, HIS LOVE CAN BE INTENSE AND OVERWHELMING BUT THATS JUST WHO HE IS. DON'T BLAME HIM FOR BEING TOO BIG, IF HE HURTS YOU ITS NEVER ON PURPOSE BELIEVE ME, HE'D RATHER BURN OUT COMPLETELY THAN EVER MAKE YOU HURT.
HIS SMILE WILL BLIND YOU, IT WILL BURN YOU, HIS KINDNESS IS A SUNBURN TO THOSE WHO RARELY GOT SHOWN ANY, HE IS BIG HE IS OVERWHELMING, HES THE LIGHT AND HE SHINES DOWN ON YOU, DO NOT THINK FOR A SECOND THAT JUST BECAUSE HE IS BIG AND HE IS BRIGHT THAT HE MEANS HARM. A SPIDER LOOKS SCARY AND IS OFTEN SEEN AS BAD BUT THEY ARE SO TINY AND MEAN NO HARM
HAVE YOU SEEN CATS? THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SO VICIOUS SOMETIMES, JAMES POTTER IS THE SUN AND HE WILL LEAVE YOU COLD IF YOU DESERVE UT, HE MAY CAUSE HARM BUT ITS NEVER INTENTIONAL.
THE SUN BURNS ARE HUGS, THE RAYS OF WARMTH KISSES, THE BLINDING LIGHT IN YOUR EYES HIS SMILE, HE GRACES YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE AND HIS LOVE LET HIM SHINE. DONT BLAME HIM FOR LIVING
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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Green Arrow: Hows Sir Justins head?
Vigilante: Best i’ve ever had.
Green Arrow: …..
Vigilante: Oh, ya mean’t his injury.
Vigilante: Hes fine.
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cornerofhell · 5 months
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Cop: You're under arrest for exceeding the motorcycle limit with 3 passangers!
Big Mac: Oh no...
Spike: Wait... Three passangers?
Discord: FUCK, SHINING ARMOR FELL OFF
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cosmiclatte28 · 2 years
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*Squad facing something scary* taemin: I’m not scared of you. None of us are! baekhyun: I kind of am. taemin: baekhyun, shut up.
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lonelydiary · 2 years
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Lena: Kara annoyed me today, so I told her that I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Alex: There's nothing special about tomorrow, Lena.
Lena: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.
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harringroveera · 4 months
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AU where Steve and Billy join a school play together & they have to kiss…over and over again
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some-dumb-ukii · 1 year
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Assigned yttd characters to out of context screenshots from me and my friends server
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