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chasingthestarss · 6 days

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James: If you were a flower, I’d pick you.

Regulus: Wouldn’t that kill me?

James: I would water you constantly!

Regulus: Thus drowning me.

James: Well then I’d put you out in the sunniest spot!

Regulus: So I could wither up and die?

James: I’m trying my best okay?!?!!

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #Regulus is mean #James is just trying to be sweet #james potter is a simp

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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When you ask James what looks good on Regulus:

"Fuck, anything really. He's perfect, isn't he?"

When you ask Regulus what looks good on James:

"Me."

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 9 months

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Little Harry: what were you and Papa like when you first met?

James, smiling: we instantly hit it off!

Regulus: uh, no. I threatened to rip out your eyes and feed them to you.

James: ah, but that was when I knew you were the one.

#marauders era #harry potter #marauders #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #jegulus #incorrect marauders textposts #slytherin skittles #incorrect harry potter quotes #james potter #james is a simp #he is a gomez addams level Simp #is he a masochist?#probably #don’t tell his mother

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hopeluna-archived · 2 years

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Mammon, up to his shit again: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion

Lucifer: What are you-

Mammon, showing a picture of MC: this is my religion

Lucifer: .....I'm interested.

The brothers: we are interested

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diamonds-place · 3 months

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(Mammon crashing at Purgatory Hall, he's hiding from Lucifer)

Mammon: If I'm the Guardian Demon and you're the Guardian Angel. Then what does that make you?

[Simeon and Mammon look at Solomon]

Solomon: Why MC's love interest, of course.

#solomon knows what's what #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me simp

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lost-sheep-in-the-devildom · 1 year

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Lucifer: is that my shirt?

Mc: *wearing a white button up*

Mc: *looks down *

Mc: no?

Lucifer: that is ABSOLUTELY my shirt, give it back!

Mc: what, right now?

Lucifer: you shouldn't have stolen my shirt give it back

Mc: *handing over the shirt, now half-naked* geez calm down, we have like ten of these, how do you know it's your shirt?

Lucifer: I don't

Mc:

Mc: did you do all this just to get me to take my shirt off?

Lucifer: no

Mc: okay then give it back

Lucifer: no

#obey me luci x reader #obey me humor #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obeyme #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me simp #obey me mc

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yourgalgremlin · 2 months

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James & Reg 🤝 Jim & Pam:

🌻🐈‍⬛

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catdoingblep · 10 months

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Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?

Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….

Jesper: It is only few slides long!

*125 slides later*

Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.

Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.

Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.

Nina: And…

Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.

Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!

Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.

Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….

#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #jesper x wylan #kaz brekker #wylan van sunshine #gunpowder #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #or not so incorrect #nina zenik #kanej #soc #simp jesper fahey #modern au or sort of….

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siriuslylovejegulus33 · 1 year

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Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*

Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*

James: So precious *hand on his mouth*

Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf

Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second

Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*

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hisbucky · 5 months

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Buck: I just got an idea. Eddie, sighs: Buck, your ideas are usually — Buck: How about we try dating each other? Eddie: — Brilliant, incredible, and inspiring. Say less. Heck, let's start doing that right now.

#911 show #911 on abc #buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #eddie diaz #simp behavior

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incorrect-wandanat · 3 months

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Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

#source: icarly #simp wanda #natasha romanoff #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mcu quotes #wanda maximoff #incorrect wanda maximoff #wandanat #incorrect wandanat #wanda x natasha

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Y/N : I know you hate me, König, but—

König : Wait, what? You think I hate you?

Y/N : You always clam up when I enter the room, you’re always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me, and you get all tense whenever I walk close to you, and you won’t talk to me in full sentences and— oh, yep, I hear it now, König, you have a crush on me?!

#Cod #Call Of Duty #Cod mw2 #cod mw2 incorrect quotes #cod mw2 x reader #cod könig #Call Of Duty Modern Warfare2 #könig x you #König x Reader #könig x male reader #könig x gn!reader #Original : Unknown #König x fem reader #it’s not even 24 hours yet and there already many likes simps are very powerful #❤️‍🔥my giant monster❤️‍🔥

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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Barty: Hey, Potter, what's your favorite thing about Regulus?

James: ...yes.

Barty: Hey Regulus, what's your favorite thing about Potter?

Regulus: His dick.

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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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Vaggie: I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said, "My lady, I fight for you," and then walked off and immediately tripped over her own armor and fell on the ground.

Husk: Mhmm… You’ve done that before, haven’t you?

Vaggie, blushing: …yeah

#submission #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #simp vaggie is beautiful #chaggie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #husk hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel

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englishboylover · 2 years

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WHAT IF sirius was sorted into slytherin as he was supposed to be?? black brothers being the casanovas of slytherin while remus and james being the casanovas of gryffindor?? enemies to lovers wolfstar/jegulus?? first they hate each other but then evan and james slowly becoming friends so they get the chance to know each other without trying?? idk about you but i need this immediately.

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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 6 months

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Another jegulus incorrect quote

Euphemia Potter: Regulus kissed you?

James: *staring woefully out of his window*

Effie: and you said thank you…?

James: yeah...

Effie: well that was very polite of you

meanwhile

Regulus: thank you?!?! WHO SAID THANK YOU IN THIS SITUATION, WHAT DID HE MEAN

Fleamont : I'm sorry reg, my son is stupid, but you already knew this.

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