#incorrect sjm quotes

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

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[velidewrites]

Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—

Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*

Rhysand:

Rhysand: I want that one

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: Can we go to a haunted house?

Nesta: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Cassian: Wh-what?

Nesta: Goodnight, Cassian.

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[shadowsxgwynriel]

Azriel: You’re telling me that you have a mate?

Bryce: Yes.

Azriel: And you also have a mate?

Aelin: Yep.

Azriel:

*Meanwhile*

The Shadows:

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[shadowhandss60]

The thirteen playing truth or dare in KOA:

Dorian: Manon, truth or dare.

Manon: Truth

Dorian: I dare you to kiss me right now.

Manon: *moving immediately to kiss him*

Asterin: She didn’t even even say dare?

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[dreamsandstars24]

Rhys: Why is Gwyn staring at Az like that?

Cassian: She is trying to prove a theory.

Rhys: Why is Azriel flexing his wings like that?

Cassian: He is trying to help Gwyn prove her theory.

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[feysands-bxtch]

Nesta: [fully immersed in a new book, listening to classical music, very focused]

Cassian: [upside down on the Library couch] Do you think ducks have feelings?

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[stars-and-scripts]

azriel: you son of a bitch eris: don't talk about my mother like that azriel: i meant beron eris: understandable, carry on then

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[shallyne]

Feyre: What are you two arguing about this time?

Bryce: She's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Aelin: Cry me a table, Bryce.

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[rhysandsdarlingbitches]

The Archeron family having dinner together

Nesta: please pass me the beans, daddy

Father Archeron: Sure, honey

Cassian: Here you go-

*Rhys snorts*

*Elain drops her fork*

*Feyre looks towards Nyx*

*Nesta gives Cassian the eyes*

Nyx: Mom is Aunt Nesta pregnant? So she and uncle cassian are getting the feel of their future titles?

Feyre, looks around for help: Um, yeah hon.

Cassian: YOU TOLD THEM OUR BIG NEWS ALREADY? I thought we were gonna do it after dessert

Nesta: Ohmygod Cassian shut-

Feyre: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN-

Rhys: See Feyre, I told you something was up-

Father Archeron: I am gonna have another grandkid-

Elain: Congrats you tw-

Cassian, to Nesta(grinning): Wait so you didn't tell them?

Nesta: I swear to God, I am gonna kill-

*everyone starts speaking on top of each other*

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[animezinglife]

Cassian: So even while he was trying to kill you, he was trying to seduce you? Nesta: You must be new here.

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[i-only-see-daylight]

*Having a family dinner*

Amren: Can you pass the pepper?

Cassian: What’s the magic word?

Amren: *Clearly not impressed*

Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*

Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

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[velidewrites]

Gwyn, texting: SKFJDKDK

Azriel: What is that

Gwyn: A keyboard smash

Azriel: How do I do that?

Gwyn: You just press any key

Azriel: 6

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Ask her something!

Azriel: How are you feeling?

Gwyn: Fine.

Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Something personal!

Azriel: At what age did you get your first period?

Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Too personal.

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[shadowsxgwynriel]

Emerie: Gwyn totally wants to fuck Azriel

Nesta: Who doesn’t?

Helion: Yeah, who doesn’t want to fuck Azriel?

Nesta: When did you even get here?

Cassian: What are you guys talking about?

Helion: Fucking Azriel

Emerie: Actually—

Cassian: I’d totally do him

Nesta: Wait what?

Lucien and Eris: What’s going on?

Cassian: Would you fuck Azriel?

Lucien: Uh . . . I can’t say that I would

Eris, pretending to be scandalized, knowing damn well he would:

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

*cassian and azriel talking* *cassian phone buzzes* cassian: oh, it's nesta cassian: she's upset with rhys and feyre cassian: *buzz* and elain cassian: *buzz* and amren cassian: *buzz* and me

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