Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—
Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*
Rhysand:
Rhysand: I want that one
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Cassian: Can we go to a haunted house?
Nesta: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Cassian: Wh-what?
Nesta: Goodnight, Cassian.
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Azriel: You’re telling me that you have a mate?
Bryce: Yes.
Azriel: And you also have a mate?
Aelin: Yep.
Azriel:
*Meanwhile*
The Shadows:
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The thirteen playing truth or dare in KOA:
Dorian: Manon, truth or dare.
Manon: Truth
Dorian: I dare you to kiss me right now.
Manon: *moving immediately to kiss him*
Asterin: She didn’t even even say dare?
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Rhys: Why is Gwyn staring at Az like that?
Cassian: She is trying to prove a theory.
Rhys: Why is Azriel flexing his wings like that?
Cassian: He is trying to help Gwyn prove her theory.
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Nesta: [fully immersed in a new book, listening to classical music, very focused]
Cassian: [upside down on the Library couch] Do you think ducks have feelings?
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azriel: you son of a bitch
eris: don't talk about my mother like that
azriel: i meant beron
eris: understandable, carry on then
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The Archeron family having dinner together
Nesta: please pass me the beans, daddy
Father Archeron: Sure, honey
Cassian: Here you go-
*Rhys snorts*
*Elain drops her fork*
*Feyre looks towards Nyx*
*Nesta gives Cassian the eyes*
Nyx: Mom is Aunt Nesta pregnant? So she and uncle cassian are getting the feel of their future titles?
Feyre, looks around for help: Um, yeah hon.
Cassian: YOU TOLD THEM OUR BIG NEWS ALREADY? I thought we were gonna do it after dessert
Nesta: Ohmygod Cassian shut-
Feyre: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN-
Rhys: See Feyre, I told you something was up-
Father Archeron: I am gonna have another grandkid-
Elain: Congrats you tw-
Cassian, to Nesta(grinning): Wait so you didn't tell them?
Nesta: I swear to God, I am gonna kill-
*everyone starts speaking on top of each other*
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Cassian: So even while he was trying to kill you, he was trying to seduce you?
Nesta: You must be new here.
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*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
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Gwyn, texting: SKFJDKDK
Azriel: What is that
Gwyn: A keyboard smash
Azriel: How do I do that?
Gwyn: You just press any key
Azriel: 6
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Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Ask her something!
Azriel: How are you feeling?
Gwyn: Fine.
Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Something personal!
Azriel: At what age did you get your first period?
Rhysand, talking to Az telepathically: Too personal.
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Emerie: Gwyn totally wants to fuck Azriel
Nesta: Who doesn’t?
Helion: Yeah, who doesn’t want to fuck Azriel?
Nesta: When did you even get here?
Cassian: What are you guys talking about?
Helion: Fucking Azriel
Emerie: Actually—
Cassian: I’d totally do him
Nesta: Wait what?
Lucien and Eris: What’s going on?
Cassian: Would you fuck Azriel?
Lucien: Uh . . . I can’t say that I would
Eris, pretending to be scandalized, knowing damn well he would:
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*cassian and azriel talking*
*cassian phone buzzes*
cassian: oh, it's nesta
cassian: she's upset with rhys and feyre
cassian: *buzz* and elain
cassian: *buzz* and amren
cassian: *buzz* and me
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