Y/n at home alone.
*phone rings*
Y/n: Mr. Sexy's pizza, the special is sexeroni
Billy, as Ghostface: *watching her answer from the window* .....
Stu: *cackling up with laughter*
Billy: *dial tone*
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Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast
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Incorrect Thomas Hewitt quotes
Thomas: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Hoyt: Just rip the bandage off.
Thomas: It’s Y/N.
Hoyt: Put the bandage back on.
(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)
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incorrect quotes with Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
(y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.
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Vincent: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*
Freddy, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???
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Chucky leaving this as a voicemail for Kyle and Andy: WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SNITCHED ON ME TO MY WIFE???? WHAT??? I'M COMING FOR YOUR LEFT SHOES, AND IM SHITTIN IN THEM BUDDY! IM GONNA SPIT IN YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTHS FUCKOS,,,, WHERE ARE YO-
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the Sinclair's and sister Sinclair because I said so!
Y/n* drunk*: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Bo*also drunk*: *sighs*
Bo: I killed a man.
*Both starts cackling*
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Y/n: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Bo: I think you mean cards.
Y/n, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not. Vincent made them for me >:3
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Y/n: If I die, please avenge me.
Lester: What if it's an accidental death?
Y/n: Just go nuts and break shit.
Lester: go it
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Y/n: *speeds around the corner on a tricycle*
Y/n: get in loser, we're going shopping.
Bo: How-
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Y/n: Oh, my gods.
Y/n: Waldo from the Where's Waldo books.
Y/n: : He wears stripes...
Y/n: : Because he doesn't want to be... Spotted.
Vincent *signing*: I'm going to hit something.
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Lester: Do you cook?
Y/n: I made a cake once.
Bo: Yeah, it was good.
Y/n: Really?
Bo: Don’t make me lie twice, Y/n.
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Bo: what do you mean no?
Y/n: i mean NO, you wanna hear it in Spanish?
Y/n*in Spanish accent*: no
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Lester: I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone ok, sarcasm is my only defense!
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Y/n *talking to bo after he got shot in the arm*: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Bo: fuck you
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Madcap, sitting by himself at the dining room table:
Michael: what the fuck are you doing up it’s 2am
Madcap: Waiting for my hot pocket to cool down.
Michael:
Madcap:
Michael:
Michael: *sits down next to him*
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Y/n: *takes a puff off of David's cigarette that's in his hand because they are stressed*
David: You know you can have your own cigarettes, right?
Y/n: Yeah but then I'd be a smoker.
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Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.
Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.
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Y/n:….I’m…dying and the only way to save me..is let me suck your dick..
Slasher:…did you take your meds today?
Y/n:…no…BUT that doesn’t change anything
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Incorrect Thomas Hewitt quotes
Thomas: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Y/N: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Thomas: Absolutely not.
(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)
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