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#incorrect slytherin quotes
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Slytherin: If you could be in any house besides your own, which would you want to be in?
Hufflepuff: Slytherin!
Slytherin: Why?
Hufflepuff: Because then I'd be with you all the time!
Slytherin:
Slytherin, crying: Okay
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ravenclawwolf13 · a month ago
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the fact that if someone asked you to recite Shakespeare " O fuck " would be a perfectly acceptable response
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incorrect-slytherin · 26 days ago
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I Mint to do That
Hufflepuff: I keep my antidepressants in my altoids container
Ravenclaw: You know that's actually a really good idea
Slytherin: How do you tell them apart?
Hufflepuff: I don't.
Ravenclaw: oh...
Slytherin: That is a great idea. Your either happy or have fresh breath.
Hufflepuff: Or happy with fresh breath
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incorrectdramione · a month ago
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Blaise: Do flat earthers think the earth moves through space like a giant frisbee?
Theo: This is my new religion.
Draco: God made earth a giant frisbee and tossed it into the abyss.
Pansy: ONE. NORMAL. CONVERSATION. PLEASE.
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wizards · a year ago
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ravenclaw: music is just wiggling air
slytherin: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
ravenclaw: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
gryffindor: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.
hufflepuff: an artists best quality: their wiggles.
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Slytherin: Ah, yes, I appreciate all my friends
Slytherin: Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and-
Slytherin: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
Slytherin: Grimace
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incorrect-slytherin · 5 months ago
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Correct me if I'm wrong...
Slytherin: *drinking tea and scrolling through their phone with an open textbook nearby*
Gryffindor: Um arent you supposed to be studying?
Slytherin: Um arent you supposed to not be a disappointment?
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mcgonamum · 10 months ago
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Harry: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
Draco: do my parents count?
Harry: yes.
Draco: then no.
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puer-heros-est · a year ago
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Snape: *bolts upright* Oh shit I’m late for class.
Snape: oh wait I’m 21 *lays back down*.
Snape: *shoots back up* I’M THE FUCKING TEACHER!
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