#incorrect snarry

[smilingformoney]

Snape: I left instructions for everyone for while I’m gone.

Harry: Mine just says “Potter, no.”

Snape: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

#hp shitpost #snarry #severitus #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect snape quotes #incorrect quotes

[prismolovesfanfiction]

sirius black and severus snape are just different fonts of the same bastard

#Harry Potter #harry potter movies #funny harry potter #snarry #severus snape #Severitus #sirius black x severus snape #Sirius Black #Sirius x Remus #remus x sirius #sirius x james #wolfstar #wolfstar incorrect quotes #harry potter books #potterhead #pottermore

[king-of-horny]

Harry 'the youngest in the relationship': let's go on a date!

Severus 'the oldest in the relationship': where?

Harry: let's go for a walk

Severus: my knees can't do much

#harry potter #severus potter #severus snape #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio era #golden trio #snarry

[snapesmorningcoffee]

Harrie: This morning my daddy told me he doesn’t actually love me and he want to end our contract!

Snape:……That’s not what i said.

Harrie: Then what did you say?

Snape: I said you don’t need a plushie, you already have like 100.

Harrie: That’s the same thing!

#carrying atlas #i probably draw this later #for hiruko #i love her #harrie potter #harriet potter #severus snape #incorrect snarry quotes #incorrect snarriet quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harrie need this plushie severus #just buy it #harry potter #harry james potter #fem!harry potter #harriet lily potter #snarry #snarriet #sevharry

[zephahhhh]

Harry:*making chores list* so I need to do the dishes, clean the sink, take the rubbish out...

Severus: I'm the rubbish, take me out

#severus snape #pro snape #snarry #harry potter #my bs #incorrect quotes

[the-most-faithful]

Sirius: I feel so useless.

Byron: Don't be discouraged, Black. Dung is also useful for growing flowers

Sirius: *murderous look* What?

Read on Ao3

#harry potter fanfiction #byron white fanfiction #the most faithful #byron white #ao3 link #ao3 fanfic #the most faithful fanfiction #snarry ship #snarry fanfic #snarry slowburn #sirius black #byron white incorrect #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes

[alwaysthehbp]

[At Quidditch]

Snape: Come to lose, Potter?

Harry: In your dreams, Professor.

Snape: Ohh. More like in your nightmares.

McGonagall: Severus, stop taunting the children.

#harry potter #snape minnie bromance #incorrect quotes #severus snape #pro snape #incorrect hp quotes #source: me #snarry #severitus

[hereiamwithmyninjaclan]

#snarry #snarry memes #incorrect snarry quotes

[multiphan]

Harry: I just realized the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Harry: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Snape: Never fucking speak to me again.

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[funny-hp-quotes]

Harry: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Severus: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Harry: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DRACO WITH ME Ron, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

#snarry #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #funny #prompts

[smilingformoney]

Harry: Why didn’t you ever publish your revised Potions textbook?

Snape: Probably because the Macarena swept the nation.

Snape: So I didn’t really have time for anything else.

#incorrect hp quotes #hp shitpost #source: wwdits #snarry #severitus #yes I am going to be doing this as I rewatch wwdits

[prismolovesfanfiction]

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Harry's eyes widened. For some reason, the idea of a Snape-approved Defense training program brought shivers of dread curling down his spine. "Er, r-really?" He said. "What about the Magical Trace on me? I thought they only turned it off for Ministry-approved tutorial sessions."

"Oh, drat. I have been foiled," Snape said, tone lifeless, "how ever will I get around the Ministry's fool-proof Trace system? It was, after all, created by the greatest minds that Britain has to offer."

#Prismos Fanfic Funny #Harry Potter #snarry #Severitus #sevitus #severus snape #Snape quotes #harry potter fanfiction #HP Fandom #hp fic #harry potter fic #professor snape #snape fic #harry potter quotes #hp incorrect quotes

[king-of-horny]

Harry: *whispering* Severus I love you

Severus: what did you say?

Harry: nothing imbecile

Hermione: *facepalm*

#harry potter #severus potter #severus snape #snarry #golden trio era #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio #gays #same age au #hermione granger

[agenderlessnerd]

Harry: Hey, Sev, you want a milkshake?

Sevvus: Sure, why not.

Harry: *shakes the milk carton thoroughly*

Harry: Here you go.

Sevvus: *sighs and rolls his eyes fondly*

Sevvus: Why do I keep falling for this, again?

Harry: Because you love me.

#snarry #i ship it so hard #like it's not even funny #they're made for each other #and you can't change my mind #incorrect snarry quotes #okay i know sevvus wouldn't be so gullible #but let's ignore that

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

snape: my dreams were shattered years ago.

harry: how many years ago?

snape: how old are you?

#incorrect quotes #severus snape #harry potter #snarry

[francis-sinbin]

Harry: *removing his pants for the first time*

Severus: "I was unaware that you had a third leg, Mr. Potter."

Harry: "Ugh, don't call me Mr. Potter. It's like I'm in fifth year again. And it's not that big."

Severus: "If it's the length of a infant's leg, then it's a third leg; It just never developed bones."

#Severus snape #harry potter #snarry #severus x harry #Harry Potter incorrect quotes #pls im hilarious #fun fact: an infants leg is between 6 and 11 inches depending if they're a newborn or 24 months old #snapedom #pro snape