#incorrect sns quotes

[fatestaynighttextposts]

#fate #fate/stay night #fsn #fate/hollow ataraxia #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #rin tohsaka #artoria pendragon

[im-still-watching-anime]

sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with you

naruto: look if you’re trying to tell me you don’t like me i’d prefer you just say it

sasuke: i’m obsessed with you actually you mean everything to me

sasuke: but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #thinking a lot about sasuke ‘wears his heart on his sleeve’ uchiha lately #and how he just #SAYS things to naruto #i love how backwards he is #acting all: i don’t like you😡😡😡 #while he is saying the literal opposite CONSTANTLY #except when they’re in a Situation™️ #then he is action AND words in love with that boy

[whatacatch]

#I saw this tweet and after my first thought was ‘me’ … my second thought was ‘this is Naruto and sasuke’ #also in the realm of ‘I’m not arguing with a woman with brown eyes. whatever you say beautiful’ #sasuke #Naruto #sasunaru #narusasu #mine #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #naruto shippuden #naruto: shippuden #naruto x sasuke #sasuke x naruto #sns

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: i have adorable paws and im running in circles around my room and i have a tail and its wagging so so hard and i have lovely fuzzy ears and a long snout thats sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you sniffing you

#source: @deergirlestradiol #YEAAAAAAAY SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SN #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jade harley

[nevsclowntown]

naruto’s onto something i think

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#naruto #Naruto Shippuden #uzumaki naruto #sasuke #uchiha sasuke #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #sasunaru #sns #narusasu #sasuke naruto #fanart #naruto fanart #incorrect quotes #naruto incorrect #nevart

[arrowmaker15]

(Tim rounding the corner into Steph's room)

Tim: What are you listening to?

Steph, out of breath: I'm listening to music and dancing.

Tim: Why?

Steph: Well, I'll be 22 next week.

Tim: And?

Steph: I'm a Swiftie, Tim. Guess what that means.

Tim: What-

Tim:

Tim: No... Please not Taylor Swift for another-

Steph: Swiftie birthday week!

Jason, from another room: FUCK!

#incorrect quotes #dc comics #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #Steph is definitely a Swiftie #I have no doubt about that #this isn't the first time she's blasted Taylor Swift in the manor for sn extended period of time #Bruce grounded her for two weeks #she tried to defend herself by saying she wasn't Bruce's kid #then realized she lived in the manor so technically he was responsible for her

[taiyou-hibiscus]

Sasuke : * wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Naruto : Like its slips on and off really easily.

Sasuke :

Naruto : No, I didn't mean it like that-

Sakura : We all know what you meant.

#she's so done #He can't shut up #incorrect quotes #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #narusasu #narusasu incorrect quotes #sns #team 7 #Sasunaru

[incorrectkakashi]

obito: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

kakashi: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

obito: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SASUKE WITH ME

naruto, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

#kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #kakaobi #kkob #sasunaru #narusasu #sns #kakashi #obito #sasuke #naruto #incorrect quotes #monopoly is dangerous #welcome to real world obito #naruto anime #anime

[shade9o9]

Naruto: So.

Naruto: I'm in love.

Naruto: with Sasuke.

Naruto: I'm in love with Sasuke.

Kakashi:

Kakashi: Our Sasuke?

Naruto: Yes.

Naruto: . . . Thoughts?

Kakashi: And prayers.

#funny #incorrect narusasu quotes #narusasu #narusasu incorrect quotes #incorrect sasunaru quotes #naruto x sasuke #sasunaru #sasunaru incorrect quotes #sasunarusasu #sns #incorrect sns #naruto uzumaki #sasuke x naruto #sasuke uchiha #naruto

[fatestaynighttextposts]

#fate #fate/hollow ataraxia #fate/stay night #fsn #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #shirou emiya #emiya shirou #illyasviel von einzbern #illya von einzbern

[im-still-watching-anime]

sasuke: i’m still glad we made up and all but….

naruto: …..but?

sasuke: us killing each other would have been SO romantic

naruto: i was JUST thinking about that—

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #sasunaru #sns #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #the way their brains work is The Same™️ #also i think they frequently think about the homoeroticism of their attempts to murder each other #i CERTAINLY do #it’s one of those things i try to sneak in whenever i write fics for them but i dont think it EVER comes across #i want to write a full fic dedicated to it one day cause #UGH #the joy that you get to keep living together versus the regret that you couldn’t die together #the knowledge that the life you were so determined to claim #that you alone wanted to take #will likely be taken by something else #and you’re happy you don’t have to do it but you’re devastated something else will #UGH a favorite theme of mine #i want to explore it narratively i want to explore it narratively SO bad #sorry if this sounds off my meds wore off like three hours ago #and im going insane thinking about their dynamic to distract myself ig

[writebecauseyoucannotbreathe]

Aang: I can explain!

Sokka: Young man you have five minutes to explain why you were canoodling with the enemy!

Aang: Azula's not my enemy—

Sokka: Murder! Two minutes!

Aang: That's not fair—

Sokka: One!!!

Aang: Okay, okay. You know how in Naruto, Sasuke kills Naruto but then Naruto comes back to life and he forgives Sasuke and they get married in Hokage?

Sokka: ...

Toph: That is the dumbest—

Sokka: No, no; he's got a point.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #azulaang #azula #aang #toph #sokka #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #aang x azula #sasunarusasu #sns #incorrect atla #naruto #I have approximate knowledge

[incorrectshokugekinosoma]

Souma: So, what’s Takumi’s type?

Isami: Yellow eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor.

Souma: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Isami: Did I mention oblivious?

Souma: Yeah, why?

Isami: Okay, just making sure.

#Shokugeki no Soma #Isami Aldini #takumi aldini #yukihira souma #sns #food wars #soutaku #92nd Generation #incorrect quotes

[lostinwoods]

After Sasuke dies, in the afterlife...

Madara: Did you get him this time?

Sasuke : *Grits teeth* No

Madara *Disappointed*: *Sighs*Great, now onto the next the reincarnation.

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu #hashimada #incorrect naruto quotes

[atossofthedice]

Izuna: I'll show you pansexuality *starts examining the house's pans*

Obito: Oh yeah? I'll show you bisexuality *starts crying about no bitches*

Sasuke: I'll show you demisexuality *ignores Naruto flirting with him*

Madara: I will demonstrate my power! *runs into the wall*

Hashirama: *sighs and makes googly eyes at Madara* Isn't he cool?

Kakashi, the true gay: *confused*

Tobirama: Idiots. I share this household with a bunch of idiots.

#izuna uchiha #obito uchiha #sasuke #sns #madara uchiha #hashirama senju #hashimada #hatake kakashi #tobirama #naruto incorrect quotes