#incorrect soc

[thesuntomyshadows]

Kaz: I’m not mad, this is just-

Y/N: His neutral face looks pissed but it doesn’t mean he’s mad.

Y/N: Except when he is mad, which is most of the time.

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[drieddpetals]

random, out of context things me and my friends have said as six of crows quotes!!

pt. 3 :D

inej: "if there's one thing this life has taught me, it's to never take your toenails for granted."

jesper: *jokingly* "are you seriously accusing me of not being the skibidi toilet alpha sigma rizzler?!?!"

wylan: "omfg shut up"

wylan: *said really cheerfully* "and my mom would be there but she's not in the picture anymore!!!"

inej: 🫢

jesper: 🫢

wylan: "oh... sorry."

jesper: "people ask me all the time stuff like 'why're you so tall' and 'how do you get so tall' and i really don't know how to respond."

wylan: *mixes up the words DNA and chromosomes* "just say it's your chromosomes... wait i don't think chromosomes effect height."

kaz: *having a side conversation with inej* "...put them in the microwave."

jesper: "...put your chromosomes in the microwave????"

kaz: "no dumbfuck i told inej to put her fries in the microwave."

wylan: "yeah jesper, put your chromosomes in the microwave then maybe you'll feel better."

kaz: "i mean, i only steal souls after midnight"

nina: "bro get that gyatt out of my way"

matthias: "WHAT???"

kaz: "little known fact: the tenth commandment of the bible is actually, 'red bull gives you wings.' that's actually how jesus rose from the dead. and as he was rising from the tomb, he looked down and said, 'red bull gives you wings.'"

wylan: "I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!"

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[grishaverse-said]

Wylan: Can I ask you a favor? Jesper: I would literally die for you, but continue. Wylan: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[multi-fandom-mouse-rat]

Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

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[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?

Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this

#the way it’s constantly so obvious where I am in my current friends rewatch based on my incorrect quotes lol #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #pekka rollins #soc incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes

[five-of-cr]

wylan textpost pt. 3

#i know #i am sorry for the ninth one #it is not even the whumpiest one i have #poor wylan :( #he deserves to be angry #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #incorrect grishaverse quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse #incorrect crows #incorrect soc #incorrect six of crows #soc spinoff #soc

[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Matthias: When I first met you, I did not like you. Kaz: I'm aware of that. Matthias: But then you and I had some time together. Kaz: Uh-huh? Matthias: It did not get better.

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[dwyntwo]

Kaz at the doctor's office.

Doctor: "Okay, so I found nothing wrong with your stomach."

Kaz: "So I'm healthy."

Doctor: *laughing fit* "No." Wipes tears out of his eyes. "SAINTS no."

#The crows dragged him there by his ears btw #“Wdym you didn't see a doctor since you were fi- YOU ARE IMMUNOCOMPROMISED KAZ” #(that's what I think anyway after the plague and all) #incorrect soc #six of crows #soc #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar

[thecrxwclub]

social media crows pt3 : merry christmas from their chaotic household to yours!!

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[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: It's Christmas! Aren't you going to get us some presents?

Kaz: I stop you all from getting yourselves killed every other week. That's present enough.

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[drieddpetals]

jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*

jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*

wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"

jesper: "how romantic"

#wylan: *infodumping again* #jesper: i love this big nerd so much #christmas time omg #wesper my beloved #wesper #incorrect six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #six of crows fandom #incorrect six of crows quotes #incorrect soc quotes #six of crows #incorrect soc

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

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[applecidersstuff]

Do you ever think about how powerful Aditi was?

Like she taught Jesper how to shoot, but while he uses his powers unconsciously for it, she probably taught herself how to do it! She knew exactly what she was doing and knew how to do it.

And you know she literally went like this:

Aditi*to 5yo Jesper*: Jesper, do you know what this is?

Jesper*holding a gun and shining with excitement*: That’s a gun!

Aditi: Great! Now you have too shoot that bird over there.

Jesper: but I’ve never shoot anything before!

Aditi: Just follow your instincts and your soul. And then the world will tell you how to do it

Im pretty sure at some point Colm would be telling Jesper the story of how he and Aditi met and it would go like this:

Colm: so one day I was walking in the fields and I heard a bullet struck at the scarecrow right next to me. I fell on the ground trying to save myself from whoever it was, and then your mother appeared out of nowhere and started screaming at me that she could’ve shot me and how stupid I was for just walking like that in the fields. And that was the moment I fell in love.

Jesper: awww

Colm: and many years later she told me that she was actually aiming at me.

Jesper: aww- WAIT SHE WHAT?!

Wylan is laughing hysterically in the back. Kaz is trying not to laugh, but fails miserably.

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[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Nina Zenik: What's with the new hat? Kaz Brekker: It's nothing. Jesper Fahey: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. Nina Zenik: Kaz, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. Kaz Brekker: I'm trying something new, okay? Calm yourselves. Matthias Helvar: He's right, let's not go down this path. It's ugly… Like that hat. Kaz Brekker: I got this from Inej! Matthias Helvar: And where did Inej get it? The canal? Wylan van Eck (entering the room): Nice hat, Kaz. Did you just finish rummaging through my father's closet? Kaz Brekker: You're all sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Jesper Fahey: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon. Kaz Brekker: Inej, do you think the hat looks bad? Inej Ghafa: Oh, uh, me? Um, I… I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana… Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

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[nat-ter]

kaz: fuck AND marry inej. i'll kill everyone else

jesper, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works

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