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bitchthefuck1 · 5 days ago
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Kaz: I don't get what the deal is with all this "will" stuff. When I die, everything I own goes to Inej. Problem solved.
Jesper: Well, what if Inej dies first?
Kaz: What the fuck is wrong with you?? Get the hell out of my office right now.
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cruelhighways · 17 days ago
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inej: kaz says “i love you” weird.
jesper: weird how?
inej: watch this. *turns* kaz, i love you.
kaz, without hesitation: want me to burn down the city for you? i’ll do it. i’m being serious. who needs killing—
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grishaverseshitposts · 9 days ago
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Kaz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Nina: Only if you also don't ask why.
Nina: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Kaz:
Nina:
Kaz: This one is fine.
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Wylan: Got called gay in the Slat earlier
Kaz: Tell us what happened
Wylan: I got called gay in the Slat.
Kaz: yeah but why?
Wylan: I was making out with Jesper.
Kaz: In the Slat?
Wylan: Yeah it was in the Slat
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bitchthefuck1 · 22 days ago
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Nina: Shu soldiers are kidnapping all the grisha in Ketterdam, we need to do something!
Kaz: Sounds like a you problem.
Inej: I want to help.
Kaz: ...by which I mean "all of you", as in this whole team, meaning also me, let's get them on that boat.
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cruelhighways · 12 days ago
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inej: would you at least try to see things from my perspective?
kaz, crouching down: better?
inej: *short-girl fury intensifies*
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sixofshitposts · 2 years ago
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Matthias, solemnly: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.
Kaz, feet up on the table, not looking up from counting kruge: so you kill two of them, Helvar.
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sixofshitposts · 2 years ago
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Nina: what time is it?
Jesper: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out
Jesper: *blares trombone loudly*
Matthias, from another room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 AM
Jesper: it’s 2am
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Kaz: Who the fuck?
Inej: *elbowing Kaz* Language!
Kaz: Whom the fuck?
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incorrectcrows · 2 years ago
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Kaz, to Wylan: The native population of Fjerda can be aggressive, so it’s important to take necessary precautions when approaching.
Kaz, blowing an air horn an inch from Matthias’s face: Get fucked
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lilaebard · 3 years ago
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Six of Crows characters as B99 quotes:
Kaz: Hey. Welcome to the murder.
Kaz, to Pekka Rollins: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PAC-MAN dies.
Inej: Crime bosses are monsters. Except for you [Kaz], you're fine.
Jesper: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
Nina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing—Nikolai Lantsov hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people. I'm exquisite.
Wylan: Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kids store and yeah, I might be scared of geese, but I am a damn good Dreg and I will not be made a fool of.
Wylan, about Van Eck: My dad always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact—he made me cry a lot.
Wylan, about Jesper: He is so strong but so gentle. He's like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres.
Matthias when he first joined the Dregs: Of course, totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right because it threatens death!
Matthias, to Kaz: Dude, just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell. No biggie.
Kuwei: I've only been part of the Dregs for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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guns-blazings · 3 months ago
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Kaz: I have some news you might want to hear
Jesper: guess you could say you have “brekkin news”?
Kaz:
Jesper:
Jesper: please don’t brekk my legs
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saltywylan · 3 years ago
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Matthias: Nothing in life is free.
Nina: Love is free.
Jesper: Friendship is free.
Inej: Sleep is free.
Wylan: Knowledge is free.
Kuwei: Air is free.
Kaz: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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pansexual-lilychen · a year ago
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Kaz: If anyone is feeling anxious, or worried, or even if you just want to chat,
Kaz: please, please do not come crying to me.
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grishaswand · 2 years ago
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[wesper wedding]
Priest: Repeat after me-
Jesper: After me.
Priest, whispering to Wylan: Are you sure you wanna marry this one?
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bitchthefuck1 · a month ago
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Jesper: Kaz isn't answering his phone
Inej: I'll call
Nina, while Inej dials: The rest of us have tried six times each, what makes you think-
Kaz: Hello?
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