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[91-1lover]

Hotch: Yesterday, I heard Reid ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Emily said "Trust me"

Hotch: I have never move so quickly from one room to another

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[emilyshotchrocket]

Rossi after finding out about Hotchniss: Aaron I swear to god if you break my daughter’s heart, I’ll break your fucking kneecaps and shove strawberries down your throat.

Hotch (who is Allergic to strawberries): Y’know there was a time you used to refer to me as your son.

Rossi: I never once referred to you as my son. I referred to you as my hellion.

Hotch: That time you almost had a heart attack because I ate strawberry shortcake and you stabbed me with my epi-pen, smacked me upside the head and then you called me son.

Emily: bro just let me have a father, don’t ruin this for me.

Hotch: Emily. If you call me bro one more time I swear, I’m actually gonna dump you.

Garcia: am I the only one concerned about the fact he ate something he was allergic to?

Reid: he might’ve not known it was strawberry cheesecake?

Rossi: it had strawberry’s on top.

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[sunshinesvr]

criminal minds incorrect quotes

Penelope: Pressing snooze so many times that they throw me in jail

Rossi: Everyday at work I redefine the bare minimum

Reid: You know whats crazy that's not illegal? you can buy 6 gerbils from petsmart and start grilling them in the parking lot

Emily: I hate being gay I can't even say a normal sentence like "i'm hungry" its always some bullshit like "eating would be a slay right now"

Reid: Everyone knows i'm the smartest one here

Derek: Oh yeah then who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

Reid:

Emily: The strongest.

Derek: Bro... the ramifications....

Emily: I forgot about the rammys bro

Reid: Self undiagnosing. I'm fine.

[JJ and Will texting]

Will: i dont know if anything else happens

Will 🥺

JJ: you're a grown man don't send me that emoji

Will: Ok sorry

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[cmincorrrctquotes]

*The team at Rossi's, playing Would You Rather?*

Prentiss: Ok, Spencer. Would you rather die or-

Reid: Die.

JJ: She hasn't even-

Reid: Die.

Hotch: Spencer, we talked about this...

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[cardinalcheerio]

Reid*sleep deprived and high on caffine*: Omg guys the Mirror is lagging, Rossi you have to see this!

Rossi *clearly tired and concerned*: Reid. You are the one lagging, you haven't slept in 48 hours. Please I'm begging, go to sleep and eat some solid food!

Reid: 93 hours 36 minutes and 14 seconds. If your going to judge me atleast get it right!

Rossi*sighs and walks away*: I tried! These kids are going to be the death of me!

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[redwithjoon]

Spencer: As a non practicing virgin,

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[spencereidsconverse]

reid: what strain will make me feel like i grew up with a father

prentiss: alaskan thunderfuck

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[icouldbeaduck]

Emily: is jay-z your favourite artist?

Luke: yes, of course

Spencer: lie

Luke: see, it’s busted!

Emily: oh is it? or is your favourite artist really taylor swift?

Luke: no

Spencer: lie

Luke: fine! she is!

Luke, whispering: she makes me feel things

Emily: she makes everyone feel things!

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[canon-but-like-gayer]

HEY EVERYONE!

I’m back! I plan on giving an explanation and a life update to explain why I was gone so long later today, but for now let’s just say it was crisis after crisis.

I’ve missed this part of my life dearly, and I’m so glad to be back! Lots of love, your favourite gay, Charlie!

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[whoisspence]

kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

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[welovelouisandbucky]

Me: *gets periods* *sighs*

Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*

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[91-1lover]

Spencer: I think I need a hug...

Penelope: Good thing I'm hug shaped

*15 minutes later*

Spencer: You... You can let go now

Penelope:No, I absolutely cannot

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[emilyshotchrocket]

Reid, Concerned: is someone going to stop them? They’re gonna hurt each-other!

Hotch watching Morgan and Prentiss fight: I think they’re okay.

Also Hotch watching Morgan slam Prentiss onto the ground: They’re fine.

Reid: We need to stop them!

Hotch watching Emily try to choke Morgan: They’re fine Reid. This is how siblings fight.

JJ watching Emily pull out a knife: What the fu-

Hotch watching Morgan also pull out a knife: it’s normal for siblings to fight. Sean once chased me with a hammer.

Reid, horrified: A hammer?!

Hotch nodding: mhm. But that was only after I threw him through a window.

JJ and Reid staring at him:

Hotch, defensively: it was on the first floor! He only sprained his Ankle!

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[patrickispinky]

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

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[cmincorrrctquotes]

Reid: Relationships should be 50/50; Morgan cooks dinner while I sit on the counter looking pretty.

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[spencestiel-michelle]

*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 

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