#incorrect spider-man quotes

[youcantcallmethat]

Matt, explaining the difference between serial killers, mass murderers, and spree killers: Peter: why don't we just call them all murderers? Matt: because then you wouldn't know that they killed more than one person, which is extremely relevant information. Peter: that's a lot to remember though. Matt: I'm really glad you have a good lawyer.

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[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Spider-Man Quotes Aunt May: So. Who was it? Who hit you? Peter Parker: Uh, Steve. Aunt May: Steve? Steve, who? Peter Parker: Steve Rogers Aunt May: Captain America! Peter! Peter Parker: ... Aunt May: You know I’m always on your side - but did you have to pick a fight with Captain America? Peter Parker: You’re going to let it go? Aunt May: Well, I’d love to go after the guy, but even I don’t think that’s a fight I could win.

Insp: SI

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[whyareyoubored]

gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

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[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

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[garlicbreadfanatic]

spider-man!james swooping down and saving regulus before he gets hit by a car.

Reg: let me down!

James: just hold onto me! you were about to get hit by a car!

Reg: and so you have to kidnap me?

*James lands on a rooftop and Regulus scrambles back*

James: i’m sure you don’t want to leave without these. *holds up his headphones*

Reg: *goes to take them but James holds them out of his reach*

James: don’t you think i’ve earned a reward for my rescuing efforts?

Reg: … you want a kiss?

James: *the eyes on his spidey suit enlargen* uh- i just- meant a thank you.

Reg: *takes back his headphones* thank you Jamie. *walks away*

James: … Sirius is gonna kill me.

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Miguel, snarls : You don’t deserve them.

Hobie, holding the confused Y/N tightly in his arms : Go take a bath. You reek of jealousy, mate.

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[asmodeus542]

Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

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[bunnyramen]

Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!

Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.

Hobie, half smiling: Titties.

Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-

Miles: Totally did!

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[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

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[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: Blood loss? It’s not lost! It’s on the ground over there!

Tony: Kid, please sit down-

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[youcantcallmethat]

Norman: If we lose, you're out of the will Harry: I was in the will?

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[glouris]

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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[demigoddessqueens]

y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know

Miguel: you know other men??

Y/n: 😑🫤

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[mamaspidershit]

[at Peter's funeral] Natasha: *places her hand on the headstone and sobs* Natasha: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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[hurtspideyparker]

Peter, sneaking in through the lab window after patrolling till 3 am on a school night, running into Tony still working on a project 4 hours after he told Pepper he'd come to bed in 'five minutes':

Tony: I won't tell May if you don't tell Pepper

Peter: Deal... can I help?

Tony: You have school in 4 hours.

Peter: You didn't even go to bed last night!

Tony: ... okay but you're on fire extinguisher duty

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