Hobie: "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris, but im different and better. Maybe even better than the gods"
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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life
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Pavitr: Violence isn't the answer.
Hobie: You’re right.
Pavitr: *sighs in relief*
Hobie: Violence is the question.
Pavitr: What?
Hobie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Pavitr, swings after him: NO-
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Hobie, singing and playing his guitar: I love you, bitch.
Pavitr, blushes: Oh my god.
Hobie: I won't ever stop loving you, bitch!
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*Gwen comes home with a hickey*
Mr. Stacy: Hey, what's that?
Gwen: Umm... spider bite?
Miles: Hi, Mr. Stacy!
Mr. Stacy: Big spider you have there
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Pavitr: I'm forgetting the word...
Miles: Word for what? Maybe we can help?
Pavitr: The word for being proud of your country? Or something like that? What is it, Nazism?
Miles:
Gwen:
Hobie:
Hobie: Nationalism. You mean Nationalism. Please tell me you mean Nationalism.
Pavitr: Yes that's the word! Thank you, Hobie.
Pavitr:
Pavitr: OH MY GOD I SAID NAZISM OH FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO-
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Miles: You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only got four likes?
Hobie: Making four accounts, bruv.
Miles: Bruv...
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(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)
Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Hobie: Hey.
Gwen: Hi.
Pavtir: Hello.
Miles: Hey!
Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Peter B: We were out of Doritos.
Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)
Miguel: Die.
Peter B: Please don't die!
Miguel: DIE!
Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.
Gwen: I know you love them.
Miles: I am not in love with Hobie!
Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who...
Miles: *realizes*
Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-
Miguel: Where are you going?
Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’*
Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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Pavitr: I hate the British so much it’s unreal, you guys.
Miles: um, Pav? Isn’t Hobie British?
Hobie, stitching together a “eat the royals” jacket: in theory
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Miles, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"
Hobie, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."
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*when they met for the first time*
pavitr: where are you from?
hobie: england
pavitr: i'm sorry
hobie, a little louder: england
pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry
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Pavitr: Come on, guys, look on the bright side!
Hobie: What bright side?
Pavitr: I don’t know. But when we find it, we should look on it!
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Pavitr: You're pretty cute when you're nice.
Hobie: What am I when i'm not nice?
Pavitr: Hot as fuck.
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Miguel driving his kids home: So, how was your day?
Gabi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Miguel: What?
Y/n: We almost got kidnapped
Miguel: Oh, ok
Miguel: *slams breaks* YOU WERE WHAT?!
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