#incorrect spiderverse quotes

[kasinonightlife]

Miles: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Hobie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Gwen: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Pavitr: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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[suzieloveships]

Miguel: Brown! Morales?

Hobie: Sorry boss, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.

Miguel: When was that?

Hobie: The last time I saw him? Was definitely the time I saw him last.

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[incorrectgwenstacy]

Peter B: Yeah, maybe I don’t get “a healthy amount of sleep,” but can other people do this?

Peter B: *stands up and blacks out for a second*

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[5up3r-50n5]

Hobie:I'm just saying, there's a reason why pigs and police both start with a "P"

Pavitr: C'mon bro that's insultive to the pigs

Miles and Gwen with both dads as cops:...

(Ps. I actually created this thing in a conversation I had with a friend talking about how police sucks, the bad ones of)

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[theatrefanatic27]

Pavitr: Oh, Miguel, if your 18th birthday was 10 years ago, you'd only be 28 years old!

Miguel: That's right.

Pavitr: ...baap re, you look terrible for your age.

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[catemons-blog]

Miguel after seeing some ship art of themselves: I hope you all understand how unprofessional this is for both of us. And whoever made this will no longer be allowed in spider society.

Micheal B:I mean- c'mon it's not that bad. It's pretty well drawn even.

Miguel:Micheal. We are some of the most hardworking here!

Micheal:and you are a very handsome man!

Miguel:Don't you have a Wife?!

Micheal: Don't you think we'd have a good time?!

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[magickizu]

MCU Pete: I think my favourite colour is red and like a dark green

Raimi Pete: can you be more specific? For example, I really like a scarlet or burgundy red.

MCU Pete: oh!! You mean like uhmm, a bright red and a forest-ish-pinetree-ish green-

Amazing Pete: -I like the blood red that spills from my slain enemies...

MCU Pete: ...

Raimi Pete: ...

Amazing Pete: oh! And blue! :D

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[melsimps]

Spiders: Here comes the president-!

Jess: Miguel O'Hara-!

Miguel: you are outgunned.

Gabriel, jumping up behind everyone: wHAT?!

Miguel: ...outmanned.

Gabriel: WHAT?!

Miguel: Outnumbered, outplanned.

Gabriel: pay your shocking taxes!!!

Miguel: put your guns down on my command-!

Gabriel: Hand 'em over-!

Miguel: ...this is Gabriel, my right hand man...

Gabriel: Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!

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[myohmyimanxious]

Hobie: Miguel. Miguel, Miguel. Miguel? Miguel. Miguel! Miguel!

Miguel: This better be good

Hobie: You know the black bit in bananas, are they tarantula eggs?

Miguel: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life

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[trashland-llamas]

Miles; ¡Hola!

Hobie; ¡Hola Miles!

¡Cómos estás!

¿Cómo te sientes?

Miles; Yo tiendo una, una pregunta. Señor Hobie y señor Miguel. Yo soy un hombre muy elegante y...AH AHH UHH...necesito un novio muy muy mwa

Miguel; ¿Muy mwa?

Miles; ¿Por favor?

Miguel; No lo siento

Miles; FUCK

Hobie; Te quiero...te quiero mucho

Miles; Oh, okay, ack-that's good enough. I'll be back. I'm gonna practice.

Hobie; Gotta relax. Gotta say; Quiero un novio. ¡Soy un hombre qué es elegante!

¡Quiero un novio muy MUAH!

Miles; Yeah, I-I will be back! I will be back later.

Source; TikTok

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[calebtheloser]

How I think Petra would meet Miguel & Jess

Miguel & Jess, tearing through a portal about to give the whole 'spider society' speech:

Petra, standing in the middle of their living room covered in spiders of all types, while spiders crawl around the room, baby talking a black widow in their hands:

Miguel & Jess: What the fuck?

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[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

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[lilborealis]

Incorrect quotes pt 3:the empire strikes back

(Contains some oc’s and oc x canon)

Akari Kimura, third year setter for the Nekoma girls team:does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? Like “haha, I knew you were going to be hungry, so I got you your favors food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”.

Suga:Yes! It’s like, it feels like scheming but love scheming. The scheme is I want you to be happy.

Lionel:I have a plan.

Georgette:the plan cannot involve murder.

Lionel:I no longer have a plan.

Ghost:why is Johnny masculine but like in a peacock way

Gaz:

Price:

Roach:

Farah:

Soap:hey, wait a minute-

Keegan:I mean, he’s right.

Soap:HEY-

Miguel:hey! How did none of you hear what I just said!

Miles:I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Peter B:I got distracted about halfway through.

Hobie:Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Pharah:Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lifeweaver:make his dick hard not his life.

Mauga:break her bed not her heart.

Baptiste:play with her boobs not her feelings.

Kiriko:get on his dick not his nerves.

Mercy:always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Gojo:*pointing at Geto* that’s the guy I’m kind of dating, thoughts?

Shoko:and prayers.

Ezio:this can’t get any worse. Can it?

Altair:sure it can-just give me a minute.

Kadar:I thought the gayest thing you could do with a man is have sex with him.

Kadar:but then I saw whatever Malik has going on with Altair.

Altair:????

Malik:Kadar you little-

Older! Atsumu:so I’m heading to the store, do you need something?

Older! Osamu:I need a therapist

Older! Atsumu:vodka. Noted.

Random Rook:so how did you two end up together again?

(Flashback)

Jacob, running into a bar:hey if we got married would I get diplomatic immunity?

Emily Denning, ac oc:Jacob dear….what the hell did you do?

Jacob:wedding first, questions later.

Emily:….fine.

“ ‘Kill them with kindness’ WRONG. Drop the opera house chandelier on them”-3rd year Yachi Hitoka

Junkrat:did you know that it’s illegal to set a social worker on fire?

Roadhog:….it’s illegal to set anyone on fire.

Junkrat:see, so I’m not wrong then.

Rhea Singh, first year setter for the Nekoma girls team:Tsukki annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Yamaguchi:but there is nothing special tomorrow.

Rhea:I know, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Yamaguchi:*laughing* oh my god, that’s beautiful!

Philip:I always keep my axe by my bed.

Arno:I sleep next to my sword.

Peter:I sleep with my pistol.

Lionel:the three of you are pathetic.

Philip:oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Lionel, looking Philip dead in the eyes:your sister.

Evie:Henry isn’t picking up on my hints.

Jacob:what hints have you given him?

Evie:well, I think about him a lot.

Evie:and sometimes I even think about talking to him.

Miles:if you got arrested, what would be the charge?

Peter B:theft

Gwen:disturbing the peace

Jessica:aggravated assault

Miguel:arson.

Hobie:all of the above, in that order, probably.

Alex:this is bad, this is really bad.

Gaz:what is it?

Alex:I kissed Farah

Gaz:woah…..I owe Price so much money.

Teenage! Geto:my future partner must be smart, strong and organized.

*Gojo sneezes and hits his head on a doorframe, knocking himself unconscious*

Teenage! Geto:that one. I want that one.

Blackwatch! Moira:I think we can be an evil, as a treat.

Blackwatch! Gabe, unaware he’s gonna be experimented on:….we?

Blackwatch! Moira:we :)

Young! Jack Morrison:I can’t believe you assassinated Antonio Bartalotti!

Young! Gabriel Reyes:well, ‘assassinated’ implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Young! Jack Morrison:that’s not better!

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[incorrectgwenstacy]

Miles: I need life advice.

Peter B, sipping gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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[5up3r-50n5]

Headcanons of my "Fruity 4"

Pav is the happy and carefree looking one one that secretly wanna die, he allways makes dark jokes and makes everyone worried for his mental health, especially Hobie

Hobie is the "fuck the rules" one that secretly cares about the others and try to keep them safe, he allways spend hours on hours in Pavitr's earth to hang out or just keep him company meanwhile Pavitr does his homeworks

Gwen is the scary one that is in love with Miles and bullies him to show her love for him, classic "I'll punch you in the face if you don't go on a date with me nerd!" 2000 bullying, and boys stereotipes

Miles is the new kid, he's the bullied one in the group, but everyone loves him

He allways uses the "remember when/that you initiate a manhunt against me" toward Miguel to get whatever he wants, sneeky bastard

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[whyareyoubored]

gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

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