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cardinalcheerio · 2 months

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I imagine that the Batkids go out for food every once in a while.

So there they are all sitting at the restaurant, when dick goes to pay and accidentally uses one of Bruce's cards.

They get back to the cave to bruce freaking out, everyone is like "IDENTITY BREACH AHHHHH" y'know.

And the next day a paper comes out, "Bats steal Brucies Credit Card!"

From then on they use Bruce's cards for snacks in the field and gotham just accepts that

1. Bruce funds the Bats

2. They take it from him

3. Bruce and Batman dated and Batman stole his credit cards and gave them to his kids.

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Steph: How dare you run a check on me?! How would you feel if I interfered in YOUR personal life?

Tim: I'd hate it and that's why I CLEVERLY, have no personal life.

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mo-mode · 4 months

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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

#your honor theyre soulmates #and to be clear Annabeth was completely in her rights good for her #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo spoilers #pjo series #grover underwood #annabeth chase #incorrect percy jackson #percy and annabeth #percabeth

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marksandrec · 7 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 1 month

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The only time when all the batkids will work together in perfect harmony is to prank Bruce.

And for the best prank all they needed was a few label makers.

Labels are put on everything.

On every mug, on every plate, on every bandaid package.

The chocolate bars are labeled "BatSnack".

The fruits become "Batana", "Batricot" and "Batermelon".

Every button on the microwave, every key on the keyboard, it all gets a label.

"Batstop button", "Batstart button", "Bat-A-key", Bat-Enter-key".

Bruce's desk isn't simply the "Batdesk". It is the "Batwood construction surface".

There is a label beneath the desk too.

Originally named "underside of Batwood construction surface".

It takes days, weeks, months to remove all the labels.

Until one day, when Bruce makes a few new installations in the cave.

Surely some higher being is laughing at him right now, Bruce thinks, as he pulls of the last one.

"Batceiling"

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goodomensbutwrong · 9 months

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Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

#good omens #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #ineffable partners #otp: ineffable #aziracrow #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens season 2

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sadiewayne · 3 months

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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back

#pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson show #percy jackson #percy jackson incorrect quotes #percy jackson tv show #persassy #more like hadesassy

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misterpseudonym · 6 months

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#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes #this poor kid #i love this musical #my favorite part was when max jagerman made friends with all the nerds #and everyone was safe and happy #and nothing bad happened to him #og

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mybirdis-theradiodemon · 2 months

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Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)

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cardinalcheerio · 4 months

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Bruce: Draw the blinds.

Steph: I'm not a great artist but ok

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batfamgalore · 21 days

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Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #steph brown #spoiler #source: friends

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Steph: *during a game* Quick, name a yellow fruit!

Tim, panicking: Orange?!

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 8 months

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#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #GOS2Spoilers #good omens spoilers #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens memes #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #jokes

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hazbin-charlastor-hyperfixation · 2 months

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel textposts #hazbin hotel shitpost #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel textpost #charlie morningstar #alastor #vaggie #angel dust #vivziepop #sir pentious #adam hazbin hotel #niffty #husk hazbin hotel #mine #i'm sure some of these have been done #charlie hazbin hotel

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

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